[Ant.]

Originally Posted by waterhog

lilbro - do a poem and release the beast ?

TEN THOUSAND POSTS ON
-a Poem by Ant Spank-

What was life like
ten thousand posts ago?
I was in hospital
ten thousand posts ago
I was hundred kilograms fat
and my skin on my face had very bad acne
and i had a catheter as I could not pee
yes, all of this was
ten thousand posts ago.
Ten thousand posts ago I was in a wheelchair
"brrrroooooom" I said on those wheels
as i could not walk on my heels
oh what a sad life I led
ten thousand posts ago.

Ten thousand posts on
I realise I'm gay.
The crutches don't haunt me no more
and with the men I play.
Ten thousand posts ago, all I could do was lay.
Ten thousand posts on, I live and see the day.
Sadly, in my ten thousand posts, I lost the way.
I've been banned once but I won a game afterwards yay!
I pissed some people off, but to them I say "kay"
Within these ten thousand posts, I saw Big Bro launch on 12th May

I'm six foot tall
My name is Ant
and for all my life people said "you can't"
"You can't walk! You can't drive! You can't reach 10k posts!"
And they were right about one thing
I can't drive
But now I am walking up the steps
to receive my award
ten thousand posts on.