[waterhog]

no reenactment saturday 24 march 2018 ( my sincere apology to old bill ) 25.03.18

　

thinking is my imagination

to express will follow

day before gave old bill penetration

the reconstruction i have to swallow.

its tongue and cheek

just how to get through

names for old bill were a internet leak

to provoke a reaction is all that's true.

metro i adore

every week day its reliable

now exposed feeling open and raw

to have the thin blue line as a fan is honorable.

down on my hands and knees

i no this you will like

accept my apology please

i deserved a bullet from saturdays bike.

poetry is my excitement

every day it provides glory

old bill i forgive you for your reenactment

lets be friends because i am truly sorry.



( was it a bit of paranoia or did my poem and i will quote the tittle " even pigs addicted to selfies (relax we love it suckersurge ) " make this happen ? what ever it is - all i no is i am truly sorry and i hope this can be seen that poetry is just escapism for me and i never want to offend especially the fuzz. sorry once again. )

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by waterhog

no reenactment saturday 24 march 2018 ( my sincere apology to old bill ) 25.03.18

　

thinking is my imagination

to express will follow

day before gave old bill penetration

the reconstruction i have to swallow.

its tongue and cheek

just how to get through

names for old bill were a internet leak

to provoke a reaction is all that's true.

metro i adore

every week day its reliable

now exposed feeling open and raw

to have the thin blue line as a fan is honorable.

down on my hands and knees

i no this you will like

accept my apology please

i deserved a bullet from saturdays bike.

poetry is my excitement

every day it provides glory

old bill i forgive you for your reenactment

lets be friends because i am truly sorry.



( was it a bit of paranoia or did my poem and i will quote the tittle " even pigs addicted to selfies (relax we love it suckersurge ) " make this happen ? what ever it is - all i no is i am truly sorry and i hope this can be seen that poetry is just escapism for me and i never want to offend especially the fuzz. sorry once again. )

Here is a letter to you Hog from a P.C. George Dixon (whoever HE is?)


"Hello, Hello, Hello" I said
As a poem came on my screen
While I was on TIBB on my laptop
In my office at Dock Green

I haven't got my notebook,
But it was Saturday, as I recall
When I read that poem to the Inspector
Who didn't like that at all

He leant over to take a look
And his expression fell really grim
"First, find that Waterhog" he said
"Then make sure that you nick him"

"Nick him for what Guv" I asked him
"Is this 'Cops and Selfies' poem his crime??
"No you idiot" He replied
"It's for MURDERING A RHYME"

"

[waterhog]

you love to have a dig kirky my baby but the criticism is noted and I thank you.


not going to dig your poem as its 100% and good stuff and I really enjoyed reading it and it made me smile.

I feel a love of my life poem is brewing for my kirkybaby

[kirklancaster]

I'm only joking Hog, my mate - teasing about your 'Old Bill' fears. You know that I love your poetry and I read EVERY poem you post.

This forum would be a much drabber drearier place without you.

[waterhog]

he delivered a stinger
but now I got a smirk
I want a ring on his finger
the love of my life is kirk.
I can take criticism
only one single rule
like Jeremy and anti Semitism
your labour does always me fool.
we have great banta
political or real life analyses
one day me and you will share a Fanta
as long as you are not my nemesis ?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by waterhog

he delivered a stinger
but now I got a smirk
I want a ring on his finger
the love of my life is kirk.
I can take criticism
only one single rule
like Jeremy and anti Semitism
your labour does always me fool.
we have great banta
political or real life analyses
one day me and you will share a Fanta
as long as you are not my nemesis ?

I'll NEVER be your Nemesis Hog, I'm too busy being your friend.

[waterhog]

I feel a poem on a pre-nup is brewing.