[Time to Sleigh]

This would be my cast

Men

Ste: loud mouth cocky northerner in his late 30s but acts like jack the lad and thinks he is funnier than he is and is prejudice towards a few housemates

Simon: a lovely guy in his 40s a devoted dad and a widowee wants to do the show to give a better life to his kids

Timone: a black guy in his early 20s who desires to be a rapper, and is looking for love

Alfie: Young guy, 18, wants to do the show to prove to his parents that he can deal with challenging situations as he is a mummy's boy

Rishi: Indian man who works as a chef, he is fiery in confrontational situations

Luke: an overly camp male who is in his late 20s, likes to dress in drag and he is bitchy if people cross him

Cameron: appeared on various reality TV shows but he says it hasn't got to his head and is a down to earth guy looking for love, but he actually does end up thinking he is better than everyone else

Tim: mid twenties posh guy who desires to be a politician and is very controversial

Ben: a builder from Newcastle who is confident he can win and has a game plan

Women

Tina: a housewife in her late 40s who likes to mother people she is up for fun and usually embarrasses her children

Diana: a Chelsea girl in her 20s who desires to be a model and hasn't worked a day in her life, lives off her parents

Neena: a Malaysian girl, 19, brought up as Muslim but doesn't agree with it and is trying to find her own way in life

Bella: a very confident lesbian who is a Rebel she doesn't play by the rules and has a very wacky dress sense

Carmel: appeared in a few reality shows very pretty girl from Essex who desires to be a wag

Sammy: a soldier from Scotland, says she doesn't usually watch reality shows but she wants to gain as much life experience as she can while she is young

Jess: slightly overweight girl very confident and funny

Vicky: describes herself as a down to earth northern lass who takes no crap and stands up for herself

Marnie: doesn't hold back on her desire to be famous, she thinks she is beautiful and admits she is a total bitch