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| View Poll Results: is it accecptable to go round naked ? | ||||||
| i long fo the day of TIBB forum being poem naked |
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| it is accecptable to go out naked |
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| you should only have the right to be naked in your own home |
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Once Upon A time, not so long ago
I was peed off at being skint So, night and day I sought a way Of making a massive mint. Then I noticed all these naked bodies Advertising all different stuff "That's it" I said, slapping my head There are fortunes in going buff. I traced lots of Advertising Agencies, And a few producers of 'Soft Porn' And without clothes, I struck a pose And posted my pics off that morn. Long weeks slowly came and went As I eagerly watched for the mail My debts did mount, too many to count And I feared that I'd wind up in Jail. Then in my darkest hour When I thought; "Why did I bother?" Rat-A-Tat-Tat! mail fell on my mat One letter after another. With shaky hands, I ripped them all open to see wads of new twenty-pound notes But a letter in each, said "You are no peach, So stay clothed and wear TWO OVERCOATS. BOOM! BOOM! The story is true Hog.
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