[Shaun]

Originally posted by Matt

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Youtube video

[Bells]

Woo, chat up lines! My favourite's... 'You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.' . Probably because it involves ice cream.

And LMAO at that ^ - I swear I thought that really was a crazed Britney fan for ages.

[Noel]

Omg! It's Chris Crocker!
I love him!
He is so kewl!!

[Matt]

Shall we continue with the cheesy chat up lines? :P

[Bells]

'I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?'

[Conzors]

Ok i got one..

Did it Hurt?
(girl) What Hurt?
When You Fell From Heaven.. because Your An Angel Lol =]

[Conzors]

I killed it didnt i?

Lol

[Retroman]

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

"If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close..."

"'Im gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there."

"Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board."

And the number one chat up line of all time award, goes to:

"Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!"

Lol >_< so pathetically lame.
Apologies if any of these have been said previously.

[Arneldo]

You're name must be Gillette, cause your the best a man can get.

[Noel]

"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"
"No."
*Winks*

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist

Are you as good as your mother?

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Arneldo
You're name must be Gillette, cause your the best a man can get.

How unoriginal. Already used. *throws drink in your face*

You're gonna have ta do better than that, daaaarlin'.

[is apparently a woman at a bar now]

[Stu]

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

[Z]

Myself.

Also, I think Ash's very pretty, and you should all go get her nice things.

[Bells]

Originally posted by Z
Myself.

Also, I think Ash's very pretty, and you should all go get her nice things.

I love you too Z.

[Retroman]

Originally posted by Z
Myself.

Also, I think Ash's very pretty, and you should all go get her nice things.

I'll take your word for it and say I fancy Ash then =] lol...
Shorty and Supernoodles as well, if I had to say anyone.

Wow, I feel really cheap after typing that.
As though im placing an advert in the "lonely hearts" column.

[Z]

Originally posted by Ash

I love you too Z.

Get in line, I'm already in love with myself.


Oh, and chat up lines.. hmm..


Are you wearing space pants? Because your bum is out of this world!

[Matt]

Originally posted by Z

Get in line, I'm already in love with myself.


Oh, and chat up lines.. hmm..


Are you wearing space pants? Because your bum is out of this world!

Dear god Z... that is terrible

[Z]

Originally posted by Matt

Dear god Z... that is terrible

Haha I know. Somebody used it on me. Jokingly. I think/hope. But still. I laughed, and then slyly ducked away

[Matt]

Originally posted by Z

Haha I know. Somebody used it on me. Jokingly. I think/hope. But still. I laughed, and then slyly ducked away

Someone actually used that? ZOMG... good on ya for ducking away

[Z]

Mmhmm. The dangers of sneaking into clubs when you're underage these days.. honestly..


>___>

That wasn't a confession or anything! =P

[Matt]

Originally posted by Z
Mmhmm. The dangers of sneaking into clubs when you're underage these days.. honestly..


>___>

That wasn't a confession or anything! =P

Are you sure?

[Kate..]

You've got something in your teeth, no, right at the back, here let me get a better look

[Z]

Originally posted by Matt

Are you sure?

Bwahahaha.



..Yes. Very sure.

[Red Moon]

I fancy Kizwiz...... LOL

[Z]

Originally posted by Red Moon
I fancy Kizwiz...... LOL

You now get to call her a yummy mummy, you know that, right? Or rather, a MILF!


Haah! Kiz the MILF!

Haha.