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Old 23-08-2008, 09:43 PM #1
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Angie your waters just broke!!!
shhhhhhhhhhhh, its not my fault the ladies are 30 yards further than I my allowed distance to walk to get a pee
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I've just been told I have chlymidia (however you spell it) and you're all worried about Angie's waters?! pfffft!
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*sticks hand up dress to stroke crotch*
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Sorry..phone! hang on again, hehe. Trying to remember them vows
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*sticks hand up dress to stroke crotch*
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Old 23-08-2008, 09:50 PM #7
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Vows vows..my end:

Tonight, Annie Consuello Dorito Sanchez, I Nicholas Houlton-Esquire IVth, pledge myself to you.

Best friend and inseparable lover.

Let me be always, your shoulder to lean on; your Rock o n which you rest.

From the beginning, we knew we were meant to be together. Although a few hurdles (looks at certain guests) we faced, we came through it. Now here, together we stand, I give my heart to you. Always and forever, through bad times and the good.

I will love you, cherish you, fight for you and protect you (looks around again..glares...*keep away*), for the rest of my life, I promise this to you.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

**stands routed to the spot, with thoughts of the exchanging of rings, and how big the best man's dinkle is
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*tears steaming down my face - sniff sniff -*
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That was beautiful Sr Rocko, Now if you will Lady Annie.
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I'm not sitting here anymore.. the person next to me keeps farting. *storms to other side of church*
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I'm not sitting here anymore.. the person next to me keeps farting. *storms to other side of church*
This is not a church. It is a reception hall at the Bellagio. You are in Vegas, Damo!
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No distractions!

*shoots Damon*

Please continue Lady Annie.
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My darling Nicholas

We have came so far together. We met. We laughed. We cried. We missed and most importantly we loved.

Loving you has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I do believe that love is, giving someone the chance to destroy your world, and then trusting them not to. I trust that you will not hurt me, forget me or rape me. (rare occurance that i do say no anyway)

I want today to be in our memories forever. I love you.

*tears dropped onto lily*
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My darling Nicholas

We have came so far together. We met. We laughed. We cried. We missed and most importantly we loved.

Loving you has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I do believe that love is, giving someone the chance to destroy your world, and then trusting them not to. I trust that you will not hurt me, forget me or rape me. (rare occurance that i do say no anyway)

I want today to be in our memories forever. I love you.

*tears dropped onto lily*
That was so beautiful
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That was beautiful, now the couple also requested traditional vows. So here we go!

Sir Nicholas Houlton-Esquire IVth Rocko, do you take Annie Consuello Dorito Sanchez to be your lawfully wedded wife? to have and to hold, for richer for poorer for as long as you both shall live?
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oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
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*shoots Damon a second time*

Shut it!!!!!

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oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh.
*gets down on one knee and interuppts wedding*

Damon, will you marry me?
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That was beautiful, now the couple also requested traditional vows. So here we go!

Sir Nicholas Houlton-Esquire IVth Rocko, do you take Annie Consuello Dorito Sanchez to be your lawfully wedded wife? to have and to hold, for richer for poorer for as long as you both shall live?
*Wipes tear in right eye*

I do.
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*gasps at Hugo*
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oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh.
*gets down on one knee and interuppts wedding*

Damon, will you marry me?
YES I WILL
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oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh.
*gets down on one knee and interuppts wedding*

Damon, will you marry me?
*shoots at the happy couple*

No distractions!

But here's my card, I work saturdays and Sundays!
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***wipes a tear from Annies cheek ,,***

did he say Vegas??

did she say Rape??


was that a feckin valium???

where can i get more of that vodka from??

**the best mans winkle grows another 2 inches in my dreams ***
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oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh.
*gets down on one knee and interuppts wedding*

Damon, will you marry me?
YES I WILL


You better hope you catch the boquet then byotch.
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