[Josy]

I hate having to go out when it's miserable outside

[Ninastar]

bitch you cant complain, you get snow!!!!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

And a warm car to sit in

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Urwreatha

bitch you cant complain, you get snow!!!!!!!!!!

The snow has gone for now though, it's just grey, rainy and very windy.

Think we are getting more snow on Friday though.

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

The snow has gone for now though, it's just grey, rainy and very windy.

Think we are getting more snow on Friday though.

[Locke.]

I am not emotionally prepared for tonight

[Merry Mockmas]

I'm sitting by a Haeniac, help me!?

Being serious does anyone know how Birmingham City will win the Premier League next year?

[Josy]

I am starving

[Josy]

How good is con air

[King Gizzard]

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

How good is con air

my name is jeff

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Nathan

my name is jeff

And I'm Winger, together we are JINGER!

[Josy]

Yep

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

Yep

Nope.

[Josy]

Oh watch out we have a bad ass here

[Locke.]

Mock can you tell Josy a bedtime story please

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

Oh watch out we have a bad ass here

Wouldn't you just like to find out?

[Josy]

Please don't

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by KoloToure

Mock can you tell Josy a bedtime story please

My bedtime stories would make 50 Shades Of Grey look like a book for toddlers, do you want me to inflict that on yall?

[Locke.]

Go on

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

Please don't

I'll get Scott to send you a picture later.

[Josy]

Aaaaaaand that's my cue to log out

[King Gizzard]

Mock tell us a sick joke

[Black Dagger]

pls don't.

[King Gizzard]

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hopefully classic Mock

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by KoloToure

Go on

Ok here it goes.

Spoiler:

There was a couple in Texas who was seen as odd, they was in their mid 30's and not very good looking, they was seen carrying out bags every night with one unsually big item in the bag it looked like to 16 year old Tyler, he kept trying to tell his parents but they wouldn't believe him, one day he hears screaming coming from the couples house, he goes over to check it out by sneaking out of his Bedroom window, he tries to find away open to get into the house, the lights was switched on which made him even more curious, the man in the house says: “I'm giving you one hell of a Christmas gift aren't I?” the couple then start laughing as more screaming is heard coming from the house, Tyler doesn't understand how nobody else can hear it, he kicks the door down, runs up the stairs, and he sees them in the bedroom, a girl in her early 20's tied down to the bed, crying, in duct tape, and has had one of her eyes took out, the couple look very different to what Tyler sees them look like in the day, Tyler: “Demons!” Tyler then tries to make a run for it but the couple are just to fast for him and they quickly grab him, The Wife: “Where do you think you're going hun?” Tyler: “please let me go? I won't tell anyone I swear.” The Husband: “We know you won't... because we're never giving you the chance to tell them.” The Wife: “Sweet 16.” Tyler starts screaming out but they're too strong for him, they both take turns raping him and the girl, and after a few hours they force Tyler to rape the girl over and over again, the couple decide after the hours of fun that they've had that they'll kill them but cutting their brains out and eat the Brains, they then plonk the dead bodies into the trash and use their hypnotic powers to wake up two more Civilians to spot them at 11PM every night, one boy and one girl.

The end.

I did warn you guys.