[*mazedsalv**]

CBB4

Live Launch + Day 1 Highlights

Chantelle the first one to enter... this is where she becomes a star (I'd still say that to be fair, because she does still pops up in the media). Kandy Floss with a K.

Ooh the massive cheer (and a couple boos) when Michael Barrymore appears on the VT. Quite a controversial choice I have to say even looking back at it now. He's getting emotional already.

The laugh and cheers/boos when Pete appears on the VT Got to love that you can actually hear the crowd reaction during the VT's... what's happened with that recently? Lol swearing at the crowd.

Traci

Maggot... such a random signing to this day haha. "Just here to bring the numbers mate"

Rula next...

And Jodie. I am happy that she changed her life, she is now having a good time. I am already dreading this knowing how she gets treated. It;s like watching a different person.

Dennis arriving on a January cold night wearing sunglasses...

Faria getting booed as she enters. She walks in like she's going to sack some people with what she's wearing lol

Then Preston next.

And George last... Big boos.

Day 1 Highlights:

First third of the episode is pretty much the launch night recaps.

George- "we're not short of singers"
*Chantelle giggles awkwardly*

Dennis already trying to stir saying to Jodie that he feels there is animosity with Faria and her. Calm down man. Bit quick.

Chantelle explaining to Dennis who she is and wanting to reach Spice Girls level.... come on Chantelle, be believable
And she's worrying Jodie knows she is not a celeb because they are from around the same area.

"What is a gynecologist?"

Jodie thinking George is called Matthew

"Big Brother does not answer general knowledge questions" in response to Preston and Jodie asking BB who they are.

Michael crying in the DR due to his good reception and all he's been through.

"Looks like a bad LSD ill induced trip to Ikea".. Pete on what the house looks like

Chantelle and Dennis getting on and flirting a bit is weird to watch.

Rankings:

1. Jodie
2. Chantelle
3. Traci
4. Pete
5. Preston
6. Faria
7. Maggot
8. Michael
9. George
10. Rula
11. Dennis

[RileyH]

Iconic top 4

[Matthew.]

I can’t believe Rex and Darnell’s best bits are making me like them slightly

Rex seemed really fun and happy all the time in his one whereas in reality he was the opposite

[Matthew.]

Omg Mikey fell over the seat

This series’ top 3 is one of the best ever BB18 teas

[Epic.]

BB9's final 3 was miles better than 18's

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Epic.

BB9's final 3 was miles better than 18's

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

BB9's final 3 was miles better than 18's

BB18’s was great though, especially in comparison to what we thought we might have been getting

[Matthew.]

And BB9 is finished! Ranking (with mini write ups) incoming!

[Matthew.]

BB9: A series which took longer than usual to finish but I still enjoyed it. There are better series though and it’s not a very consistent series (like everybody else says) but one thing I will say is I really liked the cast! Everybody slates the BB9 lot but I really like most of them, with the exception of a few ****heads. And I gave this format of summary a go as I looked at a few of these over the past few weeks so I made one to add to the lot

I’d probably rate the series about here...
1. BB6
2. BB5
3. BB8
4. BB9
5. BB15
6. BB7
7. BB18
8. BB19
9. BB17


And as for the cast...
1. Belinda - Belinda Belinda Belinda <3 My favourite of the series, although Mikey is very close to snatching it. There’s just something special about an eccentric auntie figure going onto Big Brother and piss everyone off while being the nicest person there (on par with Rachel and Sara, mind you) Also her on the bike had me in stitches! Well that’s how she put it. She chose to describe it as hurting her “vulva” and ending up with “raw labia” Oh Belinda Belinda Belinda, never change. I have nothing but ****ing positive thoughts about her.

2. Michael - Just look back through the posts I made quoting him. I probably quoted him too much and may have reached Vanessa territories () on this series about Mikey but can you blame me? Endless one-liners, didn’t let anyone be nasty to him and was constantly dragging Rex! What’s not to like! AHHH! ****IN HELL! ****IN IDIOT! AT WAS ****IN SORE WHIT IH **** WAS AT!

3. Sara - One of the kindest sweetest people in Big Brother history! And she could hold her own as well, which made her a great housemate imo. She dealt so well with Rex and Darnell’s bullying of her and didn’t stand for any of it, which made her such a fantastic hm.

4. Mario - An amazing father figure <3 Came out with so many hilarious one liners and overall an amazing housemate. I would definitely like to join his fanclub. His obsession with health and safety is so underrated but the best thing about him? “Mikey’s got a disability, open your eyes!”

Youtube video

And you can’t help but scream at this

5. Lisa - Ok so ngl, I expected her to be a bit more relevant to the series than she was, but when she occasionally popped up, she was “hirarious” (that should really be for Kathreya’s writeup but me caring) such as her casually breaking out and happily going back in. Also she’s actually really sweet as well! The prisoner’s dilemma was a really sweet moment from Lisa too.

6. Dale - Well I wasn’t expecting to have Dale Howard as high as this. But I do because he is the once in a blue moon “lad” housemates that turns out to be likeable! His mission to get nominated (which ultimately backfired) was so strange that it made him more endearing and just remember - it’s not the Weakest Link, Anne Robinson’s not in the toilet!

7. Rachel - Rachel Rice I’ll just leave you with this thread to look through if you want an extended description of why Rachel was such a good housemate despite not being very outspoken, but Rachel is proof that you don’t need to be outspoken to be likeable on BB.

8. Rebecca - A scream! I get why others don’t like her but she’s just so random in her behaviours (albeit coming across desperate but that’s not for here) that you can’t help but like her. Also there’s something about having Mmmbop in your best bits that makes you more likeable.

9. Alexandra - So she’s definitely not a good person by any stretch but I can appreciate her as a housemate “Remember I told you” “Oh OF COURSE they did!” Also “gangster friends” was a scream tbh, it’s very “Ooh you’re hard” isn’t it? But I couldn’t help but like her overall - but that’s not to say she should come back for All Stars anytime soon if BB gets renewed.

10. Stephanie- We love a haemorrhoid. A great first boot with lots of potential. Should have been Luke ffs.

11. Jennifer - “Apparently she’s rewlly nice lookin, wi long, brown, kinda straight hair - I just wish ah hud ma sight back for at!” Anyways... I liked her, she seemed nice enough. Would ya do that to Monet! That’s all else I can say though oops

12. Luke - NAW REBECCA NAW! There was a point where I had him as a favourite A phase. Although I enjoyed his occasional one liners, but Mikey and Mario do that better tbh. Although Luke has the edge of his funny accent “Vereh swesh” Also unpopular opinion but I quite liked his over the top, theatric, bordering on desperate whinging! But anyway, he’s orange zone.

13. Kathreya - I’m quite mixed on Kat. On one hand, she’s irritating af sometimes and I don’t buy her “happy house” act. But on the other hand, she’s generally harmless and a nice person really, (Bless!) so I don’t dislike her but she’s definitely overrated

14. Sylvia - I can’t remember anything about her tbh bar the fight with Mikey on the henny. Which pushes her above Maysoon and Stuart. Anyway! Boring, next!


15. Stuart - Stuart Pilkington? More like Stuart Pillockington amiright. Anyway, pass. Although his crowd surf was a hilarious fail in hindsight, so I guess that makes him better than Maysoon but not by much.

16. Maysoon - I’m sorry, I do not know who this girl is. Jk, I do and her commenting on Rachel’s exercise saying “I do that much exercise in a week was kinda a mood but she was otherwise Savannah O’Reilly levels of irrelevant.

17. Mohamed - So he got “spat on” which made me feel sorry for him and I liked him then. But my god he knows how to ruin it. What a KNOOOOOOOOOOOB./dale. Also, he was just so desperate for attention all the time, remember when he ate Mikey’s snot for a can of cider? And remember when after the chilli pepper task, he felt the need to strip off and run around the garden? Desperate.

18. Rex - Same as Darnell, started off really well but then Nicole came along and then the Rex I liked left the house and we ended up with Tweedledum and Tweedledee (Darnell can be Tweedletwat) as we had to put up with their sickly and actually quite toxic relationship. Just went downhill for Rex from there and he turned into a bully and a pillock

19. Darnell - Omg do not get me started. He started off so well too, he was sweet, fun and considerate in the first few weeks and was fantastic during Fight Night but when Sara came in, he turned into this huge dickhead that eventually became insufferable and just completely cruel towards Sara and others. Cock.

20. Nicole - Boring, rude and a borderline bully towards Mikey. Get gone.

21. Dennis -

[Daniel.]

Imagine thinking BB9 better than BB7

[montblanc]

maysoon legend

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Imagine thinking BB9 better than BB7

BB7 felt like a chore towards the end imo. If it was shorter I probably would have preferred it

[Matthew.]

Will start CBB6 in the next few days, and for now I’ve re-uploaded all that series’ Brantsteele icons to Imgur because they don’t work on here anymore but they’re good to use when quoting And also in case anybody else wants to use them

[Babayaro.]

Dale at #6

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Dale at #6

I actually had him at #5 and changed my mind at the last minute

[Epic.]

Ugh PJ just got evicted and I was anticipating and looking forward to him getting a ****load of boos after he hears loud cheers when his name is announced, making him think he'll be hated when he leaves and I got my hopes up for nothing. Adele makes the same slightly bitchy comments all the housemates make and gets booed while PJ strings Jade along and shuts her off when he feels like it and gets these winner-level cheers anyway :/

[Epic.]

*crowd cheering PJ while Davina walks him to the studio*
Davina: *to camera* He just knows.... he's gonna get laid.....

[Epic.]

Davina revealing that some girls flung their bras at PJ

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 47/48 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Tim (-)
3. Jade (-)
4. Kate (-)
5. Jonny (-)
6. PJ (-)

Day 49/50/51 Highlights (PJ Evicted)
1. Alex (-)
2. Tim (-)
3. Jade (-)
4. Kate (-)
5. Jonny (-)
6. PJ (-)

A relief PJ went. I didn't think any of this cast would annoy me more than Jonny, but he's definitely been bested by someone who was awful about women, denied sexual involvement with them like a coward (even in his own interview after it was shown to him), and generally a smug lickarse who SHOULD have had more backlash. If he hadn't been nominated by complete random pulls of paper or if he had been nominated against anyone other than Kate or Jonny this week, he would've probably survived nominations the week after and made the final, possibly in a chance of winning judging by those reactions, a scary thought.

[CiaraNelly2000]

BB15-Day 3

Helen “I don’t like fake people”
Chris “you don’t like fake people??”
Helen “nawrgh a dornt”
Chris “I love them”

Chris a scream ��

[Matthew.]

La Toya’s VT with the tall guy in orange and La Toya just popping out from behind him like “Hi, I’m La Toya Jackson! ”

Her getting booed though

[Matthew.]

Screeching she’s just taken that private bedroom for herself, left her suitcases in it and walks out with just her welcome pack

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 49/50/51 Highlights (PJ Evicted)
1. Alex (-)
2. Tim (-)
3. Jade (-)
4. Kate (-)
5. Jonny (-)
6. PJ (-)

Day 52/53 Highlights (Alex and Tim nominated)
1. Alex
2. Tim
3. Jade
4. Kate
5. Jonny

[Matthew.]

Lucy walking in and Verne’s just like “I saw her in the paper” then she goes over to meet Verne and he says “Yeah, hi, nice to meet you, you’ve got to read this.”

[Matthew.]

“I hate to lose, and I hate to lose so much that guess what? I don’t lose so much...”