[killerqueen]

Oh Balls

[Sparacus]

I count all of killerqueen's audios and books as part of the killerqueen canon, but not the comics.

Did you know that killerqueen once tried to eat the entire discography of Robbie Williams?

[Reg_Eneration]

While Sparacus simply tried to eat Robbie Williams.

[killerqueen]

Damned Tasty it was too. Sparacus is Delia Smith Cum onn the lootttttt offfffffffff yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu waaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Reg_Eneration]

Succint, yet strangely succulent

[Sparacus]

Robbie Williams is a mere maggot of a musician compared to the musical maestroe that is Adam Rickitt.

Originally said by Adam Rickitt to Robbie Williams
Abase yourself you grovelling insect!

Reg once pulled a piece of thread into one ear and out of the other.

[Reg_Eneration]

Sparcus is afraid of water

[killerqueen]

Reg is also fearfully afraid of water and has been known to avoid rain for fear he melts

[Sparacus]

killerqueen has been known to wander t'moors in dark, misty nights, uttering the words "It's only a game, so put up a real good fight. I'm gonna be snookering you tonight. I'm famed for my aim, so you'd better believe I'm right. I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight.

Big Break!"

Trully horrifying.

[killerqueen]

ARGGH sparacus can read minds, it's true I tell ya, true. Spara dreams of the day when he can afford the box set of Crime Traveller, a truely excellent programme with many wonderful innovations

[Sparacus]

killerqueen has had sexual fantasies surrounding David Hasselhoff's supercar KITT.

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by killerqueen
Reg is also fearfully afraid of water and has been known to avoid rain for fear he melts

Untrue I wear a hat.

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by Sparacus
killerqueen has had sexual fantasies surrounding David Hasselhoff's supercar KITT.

Haven't we all?

[killerqueen]

It's so solid and firm.............................................. .
Spara has several budgies, not the birds, but the "not quite chopper" bikes of the seventies

[Reg_Eneration]

And each one has been given it's own name and room

[Sparacus]

I call the big one Bitey. Reg has been known to exclaim the word "Excelsior!" at the top of his voice everytime he acheives orgasm.

[Reg_Eneration]

Which is long and often.

Spara reveals himself to the little fishes in pet shop tanks.

[Sparacus]

I have been put on the Aquatic Sex Offenders register for the above. Reg likes to break the burnt ends off of matches and flick them at passing OAPs.

[killerqueen]

Reveals himself as what?

[Reg_Eneration]

I seldom miss too. Hench my large number of happy slapper asbos.

Spara is a master of the breast stroke....he's asked for thrity nine offenses to be taken into consideration

[killerqueen]

And that's all that he's admitting to

[Sparacus]

killerqueen drinks Cillit Bang for kicks.

[killerqueen]

My kicks deserve some attention.
Spara is frightened of cows and finds their placid expressions deeply disconcerting

[Reg_Eneration]

Cows are frightened of spara...yet another case he's out on bail for.

[No1MakosiFan]

Reg-Eneration thinks he is adam rickitss lookalike.