[MB.]

#42



Points: 52
Votes: 3

Much like fellow rankee Varner (as opposed to Vana, who we’ll get to in a bit), Kimmi hailed from The Australian Outback, otherwise known as the second season of Survivor, a season seemingly swimming in sibilance. Apparently whilst there she had an infamous fight with Alicia over chickens. My kinda gal. So, yes, Kimmi returned after years away from the show, having been voted in by the public. She aligned herself with Jeremy and Spencer and got far into the game whilst staying fairly quiet, ultimately placing 6th when she tried to break away from her alliance and target Jeremy and Spencer. At the Final Tribal Council, Kimmi called Spencer a bully and told him that she’d use his behaviour to teach her children what never to do and I’d say that justifies her place in this ranking alone. You go girl.

[Daniel-X]

Welp </3 Perez and Meg hitting the dust both on my list </3

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Looking forward to Austin's write up

(If he's made the list)

He hasn't - he still received 1 vote, mind...

[reece(:]

Kimmi <3

she underwhelmed but brought something to the table in the end.

[Cal.]

If any of you care, these were my votes that could have been!

Spoiler:

[Daniel-X]

Godfrey and Jenna too </3 both on my list.

There's probably like 17/25 left now.

[MB.]

#41



Points: 55
Votes: 3

Joseph won the eleventh series of The Apprentice, or as it’s alternatively known, “In Which Lordsugar Takes 12 Weeks to Hire a Fucking Plumber”. His main story arcs seemed to be “Lordsugar, I was expelled from school when I was 15 and now I’m on The Apprentice, whatever that proves”, “I read your book once, Lordsugar, and it’s always a bonus to have a literate business partner”, “I’m really good at stuff, hence why you gave me immunity from a result that only you had a say in, Lordsugar” and “I shaved my moustache off, which made me look slightly less like a 1970s porn star which means I am therefore worthy of going into business with you, Lordsugar” (it didn’t help that the advert for his plumbing business actually ended up looking like a 1970s porno, thanks to Elle (Elle <3) and Mergim (…yay Mergim?)) Anyway, yeah, there was nobody really hateable in this year’s Apprentice – at least, as long as you appreciate the wonder of Selina Waterman-Smith there wasn’t – so the designated ‘not quite hate but maybe extreme dislike?’ figure had to be either Mergim/Natalie (both utterly incompetent and not in an appealing way), David (a grim state in the personality department, please stop following me on Twitter) or Joseph (a bit grimy looking, shit moustache). Looks like that honour went to Joseph.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

If any of you care, these were my votes that could have been!

Spoiler:

It's for the best that Pigrez didn't get more points hon

[Daniel-X]

Welp I have Perez 24 points

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

If any of you care, these were my votes that could have been!

Spoiler:

Natasha

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

If any of you care, these were my votes that could have been!

Spoiler:

The Bupsi love <3

[Macie Lightfoot]

ew Waluigi made the list

[Daniel-X]

My points if anyone cares

#25 - Brittnee Blair - Big Brother Canada 3
#24 - Perez Hilton - Celebrity Big Brother 15
#23 - Farrah Abraham - Celebrity Big Brother 16
#22 - Charleine Wain - The Apprentice 10
#21 - Naomi Ball - Love Island 1
#20 - Sindy Nguyen - Big Brother Canada 3
#19 - Da'Vonne Rogers - Big Brother US 17
#18 - Nadia Sawalha - Celebrity Big Brother 15
#17 - Kelley Wentworth - Survivor: Cambodia
#16 - Ferne McCann - I'm A Celebrity 15
#15 - Harry Amelia Martin - Big Brother UK 16
#14 - Lady Colin Campbell - I'm A Celebrity 15
#13 - Ciera Eastin - Survivor: Cambodia
#12 - Sarah Hanlon - Big Brother Canada 3
#11 - James Huling - Big Brother US 17
#10 - Abi-Maria Gomes - Survivor: Cambodia
#09 - Jenna Jameson - Celebrity Big Brother 16
#08 - Godfrey Mangwiza - Big Brother Canada 3
#07 - Lauren Murray - The X Factor 12
#06 - Alicia Douvall - Celebrity Big Brother 15
#05 - Jackie Ibarra - Big Brother US 17
#04 - Meg Maley - Big Brother US 17
#03 - Jess Hayes - Love Island 1
#02 - Katie Price - Celebrity Big Brother 15
#01 - Peih-Gee Law - Survivor: Cambodia

[MB.]

#40



Points: 56
Votes: 5

The large majority of Farrah Abraham’s stay in the Celebrity Big Brother 16 house was incoherent noise, so I’ll try to break it down into something a tad more palatable. Firstly, that launch night dress. Girl knows her audience is all I’m saying. Secondly… well, where do you start, exactly? Certainly Farrah knew where to start, and that was to start an argument with a former member of Atomic Kitten whilst stuck in a Perspex jail two and a half metres in the air and subsequently compare her to Adolf Hitler. May I remind you that I’m still on night one. Afterwards, Farrah made no real attempt to improve public relations, went through the series shouting at everyone (including during Chloe-Jasmine’s nice tea </3), general causing controversy as she did so. And then the house voted her out. Nevermind. She’s still got her boobs jobs. Yes I only just realised that I’d forgotten to finish this write-up and hence why I got through nearly 30 days in the same length as I did just the one, thanks for noticing. Have a lollipop.

[Jamie89]

I wish I'd remembered to vote in this

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

If any of you care, these were my votes that could have been!

Spoiler:

I did 1-25 too but MB told me i had to re-do like take 2 people off

[MB.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

I did 1-25 too but MB told me i had to re-do like take 2 people off

No, Luke, you went 25-24-23-24-23-22-21 etc and you had two people too many

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by MB.

No, Luke, you went 25-24-23-24-23-22-21 etc and you had two people too many

expose ha

[Daniel-X]

NO MY QUEEn. </33333

Someone hold me.

[Ross.]

Sherrie was rightfully at the top of my list

[Jason.]

Just caught up. Welp @ the Love Islanders being paid dust.

Naomi and Jess were robbed

[MB.]

#39



Points: 62
Votes: 6

A loud, savvy, wine-loving, loud, actually rather competent, half-Colombian, half-Greek loud New Yorker on The Apprentice? Count me the fuck in! Granted, I imagine at least some of Vana’s appeal can be drawn from her elaborate and indeed never-ending collection of colourful scarves, but she was one of the more business-minded competitors on this year’s show (by which I mean she could just about read and write), which is at least worth something, right? Watching her rise from the ashes after the attempted arson of a task that was France to build a strong late game alliance with Richard (before disposing him at interviews at the first opportunity) and show Lordsugar what she was made of was quite something, and very nearly made it worth watching The Apprentice 11. It didn’t, of course, but god loves a trier. My personal Vana Highlight was on the property task, in which she didn’t only excel on sales – thanks, in part, to her parents being architects in New York – but delivered on the lulzy front that many of us watch this show for, throwing 99p pink wafer biscuits and Mr Kipling cupcakes at the clients and looking absolutely terrifying whilst telling them that she was doing “Everything. She. Possibly. Can. To. Secure. This. Deal”, grunting and gurning and lord knows what else underneath that table. I also liked the story her sister told in the final 5 programme about how she used to steal her toys and go down onto the streets to sell them, telling their babysitter that she was going to her friend’s house before she did so. My kinda gal. Of course, Vana’s business plan (a Tinder-meets-Boggle app with a dreadful name that doesn’t even bear repeating at this hour of the day) wasn’t great but thankfully she took it upon herself to kill Joseph by stabbing him in the windpipe with her shoe and thus won the title of Lordsugar’s latest business partner by default! Hooray! Did she mention her parents are architects in New York?

[Jason.]

Also ew @ Gummy-Li even qualifying

[Jason.]

Vana </3

[reece(:]

Vana