[Daniel-X]

Not Lisa making top 100 pls god no while queens like Harry Amelia and Rachel Ifon are out

[reece(:]

And her sister was called Hale.

[EspeonBB]

Cut Jayne, save Tracey

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Jayne Kitt (BB7)



Yeah I know this is probably a cut many people aren't happy with and I do get why people like Jayne. She's really loud and obnoxious which pisses off her fellow housemates so I should appreciate her but I just... don't.

I thought I would love Jayne from her VT and entrance as she just seemed to be a gigantic mess. Lmfao @ her being so loud and the rest of the HND housemates telling her to be quiet otherwise the main house would hear her And she was probably the only HND housemate who had some sort of personality. However, I soon grew tired of her and she started to grate on me. She was constantly burping and farting, and I know some people find that stuff funny but I don't.

Anyway, Jayne was alright in the HND house but after she got chose to be evicted by Aisleyne and actually entered the main house, I started to sour on her. She just entered the house and seemed to bitch about Aisleyne at every opportunity even before Aisleyne re-entered the main house and it wasn't a good look imo. Aisleyne was genuinely nice to her and Jayne threw it back in her face and bitched about her constantly (usually to Nikki) and it was tiring. Like I get Aisleyne chose to evict you but it really doesn't warrant all this venom, and it's not as if Aisleyne was overly nasty to her. Idk it just annoyed me and it's not even as if the bitching was fun, she would bitch about Aisleyne for the most banal things. Grace and Nikki did the whole ~Aisleyne's rival~ thing better anyway.

Whenever she wasn't bitching about Aisleyne or expelling wind she was breaking the rules. Now the actual rule breaks didn't annoy me but it was more the consequence of the rule breaks that did. I'm specifically talking about the week 8 eviction where Big Brother decided, in order to punish Jayne, they would put up all the housemates apart from Jayne, and this led to Nikki being tragically evicted . I blame Jayne for all of it tbh, and the series declined heavily after Nikki's first eviction (despite Aisleyne and Imogen trying to salvage it).

Despite me mostly hating Jayne she did have a few good moments. Her friendship with Susie was strange yet fun and that argument with Jennie where she lights her cigarette with a toaster is funny. But apart from that I hate her.

Saving BB8 caravan coven member Tracey

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Cut Jayne, save Tracey

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112..
Jayne Kitt (BB7)



Yeah I know this is probably a cut many people aren't happy with and I do get why people like Jayne. She's really loud and obnoxious which pisses off her fellow housemates so I should appreciate her but I just... don't.

I thought I would love Jayne from her VT and entrance as she just seemed to be a gigantic mess. Lmfao @ her being so loud and the rest of the HND housemates telling her to be quiet otherwise the main house would hear her And she was probably the only HND housemate who had some sort of personality. However, I soon grew tired of her and she started to grate on me. She was constantly burping and farting, and I know some people find that stuff funny but I don't.

Anyway, Jayne was alright in the HND house but after she got chose to be evicted by Aisleyne and actually entered the main house, I started to sour on her. She just entered the house and seemed to bitch about Aisleyne at every opportunity even before Aisleyne re-entered the main house and it wasn't a good look imo. Aisleyne was genuinely nice to her and Jayne threw it back in her face and bitched about her constantly (usually to Nikki) and it was tiring. Like I get Aisleyne chose to evict you but it really doesn't warrant all this venom, and it's not as if Aisleyne was overly nasty to her. Idk it just annoyed me and it's not even as if the bitching was fun, she would bitch about Aisleyne for the most banal things. Grace and Nikki did the whole ~Aisleyne's rival~ thing better anyway.

Whenever she wasn't bitching about Aisleyne or expelling wind she was breaking the rules. Now the actual rule breaks didn't annoy me but it was more the consequence of the rule breaks that did. I'm specifically talking about the week 8 eviction where Big Brother decided, in order to punish Jayne, they would put up all the housemates apart from Jayne, and this led to Nikki being tragically evicted . I blame Jayne for all of it tbh, and the series declined heavily after Nikki's first eviction (despite Aisleyne and Imogen trying to salvage it).

Despite me mostly hating Jayne she did have a few good moments. Her friendship with Susie was strange yet fun and that argument with Jennie where she lights her cigarette with a toaster is funny. But apart from that I hate her.

Saving BB8 caravan coven member Tracey

Lynne and Tashie incoming

[reece(:]

RIP x

[Jake.]

save sree, rid sara

[MB.]

Becki Seddiki (BB5)



(she never really did subtlety did she)

Ciao! My name is-a Becki, and I come-a from the Beega Brudda Italia Rankadown! Mwah! Mwah!

Yes, Becki. Cursed from the offset by having to introduce herself with a (not even very) Italian accent for some reason, immediately prompting her fellow housemates to assume she’d just escaped from Broadmoor (or whatever the Venetian equivalent is), and given the task of immediately nominating someone by kissing them on two cheeks. Obviously distraught over this news and torn over who she would pick, she settled on fan favourite Michelle, something she was visibly upset about doing. The audience’s reaction? BURN THE WITCH. Yes, in an example of how quickly a BBUK twist can go wrong (see also: Kugel Fresh) (see also also: that time Davina entered the house in a chicken costume and it kind of looked a bit like everyone was about to rape her) (oh CBB7), Becki was booted out just a week later over Ahmed (!) to such horrendous boos that the previously-outdoor interviews had to be moved to the indoor studio from that point onwards. That or they didn’t want another Marco-and-his-mum-twatting-themselves situation. You be the judge.

So yeah I’ve managed to cover most of Becki in one paragraph? Overall, Becki was just a pleasant enough housemate who was unlucky enough to enter halfway into the show and, y’know, immediately nominate a beloved character and nearly be stoned to death because of it. It happens to us all. Having said that, she wasn’t all that great really? In a cast of such divisive people as Victor, Jason, Ahmed and… um… Shell, Becki never really stood a chance of causing an impact otherwise, and anything else she did in the house would ultimately be overshadowed by that blimming Judas kiss.

Postscript: apparently she went on to **** Russell Brand? But that’s a story for another day, children.

I’m saving Jackie, or to give her her full name, Jackie Travers, or to give her her full name, The Jackie Travers Moves, or to give her her full name, The Jackie Travers Family Smile-Time Variety Hour.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Becki Seddiki (BB5)



(she never really did subtlety did she)

Ciao! My name is-a Becki, and I come-a from the Beega Brudda Italia Rankadown! Mwah! Mwah!

Yes, Becki. Cursed from the offset by having to introduce herself with a (not even very) Italian accent for some reason, immediately prompting her fellow housemates to assume she’d just escaped from Broadmoor (or whatever the Venetian equivalent is), and given the task of immediately nominating someone by kissing them on two cheeks. Obviously distraught over this news and torn over who she would pick, she settled on fan favourite Michelle, something she was visibly upset about doing. The audience’s reaction? BURN THE WITCH. Yes, in an example of how quickly a BBUK twist can go wrong (see also: Kugel Fresh) (see also also: that time Davina entered the house in a chicken costume and it kind of looked a bit like everyone was about to rape her) (oh CBB7), Becki was booted out just a week later over Ahmed (!) to such horrendous boos that the previously-outdoor interviews had to be moved to the indoor studio from that point onwards. That or they didn’t want another Marco-and-his-mum-twatting-themselves situation. You be the judge.

So yeah I’ve managed to cover most of Becki in one paragraph? Overall, Becki was just a pleasant enough housemate who was unlucky enough to enter halfway into the show and, y’know, immediately nominate a beloved character and nearly be stoned to death because of it. It happens to us all. Having said that, she wasn’t all that great really? In a cast of such divisive people as Victor, Jason, Ahmed and… um… Shell, Becki never really stood a chance of causing an impact otherwise, and anything else she did in the house would ultimately be overshadowed by that blimming Judas kiss.

Postscript: apparently she went on to **** Russell Brand? But that’s a story for another day, children.

I’m saving Jackie, or to give her her full name, Jackie Travers, or to give her her full name, The Jackie Travers Moves, or to give her her full name, The Jackie Travers Family Smile-Time Variety Hour.

Ciao!

[Pete.]

[Jason.]

I thought Troy's write-up on Jisale was spot on. I was even laughing when he mentioned Helen suggesting she go into prostitution to pay for the Ibiza trip

Did she really say that?

[Jason.]

Pete

I can't stop cackling at that Jale promo

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by BB6

Pete

I can't stop cackling at that Jale promo

Will Jale's IMPACT ever end

[LukeB]

Luke (BB6 before you ask no)

[Pete.]

Master gameplayer Dawn

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by BB6

I thought Troy's write-up on Jisale was spot on. I was even laughing when he mentioned Helen suggesting she go into prostitution to pay for the Ibiza trip

Did she really say that?

That's what I was told by someone, but in order for me to check my facts that would involve me reading Helen's column and I would rather not so I'm just going to go with it!

re Dawn: didn't her hunger strike end with her dramatically collapsing in the center of London or something? All so that the REAL FOOTAGE would be released? So bizarre.

re Luke S: like, yes he's obviously a wanker, but his whole BB arc is hilarious because he was treated like a complete joke and everyone was in on it but him. Imma just throw it out there and say that Lusleigh is my favorite showmance ever! It was just a complete joke because they both entered it so cynically and clearly wanted to **** other people, and it was all such a transparent ploy to play the game but it just failed so miserably. Like, of all the people Luke could've picked to showmance he picked someone who looks like Rita Malone from Flushed Away and had an annoying voice and got uglier over time. He also got completely DESTROYED over and over again by Barbell Media, the White Room, and so many times by his own girlfriend who openly mocked him for having a small dick and made it a plot point that he smelled bad and whatever else. He clearly went into this house with a goal in mind and he tried sooooooo hard to project a certain image of himself, but literally nobody bought into his **** (including the producers of this show!!!) so they just spent the whole summer ripping him to shreds. I don't know, I just don't see any reason to dislike Luke since he spent his entire BB stay being the butt of the joke and he came in fifth place and has absolutely nothing to show for it.

[Daniel.]

I will do my write up's now but I can't even remember who I'm meant to be writing about

[Pete.]

Check the OP Daniel

[MB.]

So should I do my round now or is it even my round still or do I have to write a dissertation on Becki Seddiki first or

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by MB.

So should I do my round now or is it even my round still or do I have to write a dissertation on Becki Seddiki first or

Loads of people have to do writeups lmao

[Black Dagger]

I still have Lesbian Lisa and Belo to write up but if you want to get your noms out of the way then go for it.

[reece(:]

I have like 4 to write up

[Shaun]

I can't really writeup til Thursday so go for it

[MB.]

Noms on the way...

[Daniel-X]

PerchT

[MB.]

The TiBB Rankdown: Round Whateveritis





Helen Adams (BB2) / Lynne Moncrieff (BB3) / Scott Turner (BB4) / Emma Greenwood (BB5) / Orlaith McAllister (BB6) / Shahbaz Chaudhry (BB7) / Grace Adams-Short (BB7) / Lisa Huo (BB7) / Charley Uchea (BB8)
Carole Vincent (BB8) / Stephanie McMichael (BB9) / Mario Marconi (BB9) / Sylvia Barrie (BB9) / Karly Ashworth (BB10) / Rachael White (BB11) / Shabby Katchadourian (BB11) / Jemima Slade (BB14) / Sam Kay (BB16)

Get cutting! (as ever, do let me know if any of them are already out, etc etc)