[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

The TiBB Rankdown: Round Whateveritis





Helen Adams (BB2) / Lynne Moncrieff (BB3) / Scott Turner (BB4) / Emma Greenwood (BB5) / Orlaith McAllister (BB6) / Shahbaz Chaudhry (BB7) / Grace Adams-Short (BB7) / Lisa Huo (BB7) / Charley Uchea (BB8)
Carole Vincent (BB8) / Stephanie McMichael (BB9) / Mario Marconi (BB9) / Sylvia Barrie (BB9) / Karly Ashworth (BB10) / Rachael White (BB11) / Shabby Katchadourian (BB11) / Jemima Slade (BB14) / Sam Kay (BB16)

Get cutting! (as ever, do let me know if any of them are already out, etc etc)

(nu page)

[reece(:]

Save Karly Cut Sam

[Pete.]

Lisa Huo

Lisa should have been someone I loved and stanned hard. Surely someone who says on their VT 'How many Chinese people do you know that talk like this?' would have had me sold? Alas Lisa was very problematic.

She was one of the founding members of the Big Brotherhood and with that came power. On only Day 2 she called out Bonnie (and Sezer but who cares) on being someone she would not give her suitcase/immunity to even though she knew that she was being streamed into the living room. She also behaved erratically during the first week, leading Shahbaz to call her an imbecile (much to Lea's fumes).

Her relationship with Pete and the subsequent fallout of it was probably what caused Lisa's popularity to wane. I remember Lisa forcefully telling telling Pete to get into her bed or else she'll never ****ing talk to him again etc. When Pete inevitably isolated himself from Lisa I wonder why, Lisa started to turn into a crazy obsessive girl who constantly slagged Pete off to her gang which was not a good mover because Pete was easily the main favourite during the early weeks.

Most people forget that Lisa was a bitch and treated Sam horribly! As if Sam wasn't the most unpopular person in the house during Week 3, Lisa and her allies decided to randomly make Lea turn on her. One night Sam, Lisa and Imogen were talking in the living room about Lea and the next day Lisa went to Grace saying that Sam said that Lea was backstabbing people in the house. When Lea was told this she confronted Sam about it and Sam denied it truthfully and went to Lisa for receipts. Seeing that Sam was obviously distressed Lisa stayed defiant that Sam was bitching about Lea which led Sam to have a mini breakdown and panic attack. Luckily true receipts were given during Sam's eviction and justice was served!

Another problematic moment Lisa served was her response to Grace's eviction and Aisleyne. Not only did she fume and stop anyone from arguing their point (which is so annoying) she threw a strop and threw the random kid's bike that was in the bedroom almost injuring/killing Nikki! Then she was called into the diary room and swore 80 times out of rage as usual.

The final downfall for Lisa for me was how she treated Nikki, her once close friend, during the final week and the fateful round of nominations that sent her packing. Following Nikki's heart to heart with Lisa about her anxiety that followed being nominated twice in a row, Lisa told her not to worry because she's sure no one would put her up. Then when BB announces a twist to those who breached the nomination rules Lisa goes and nominates Nikki to her face meaning that she had 2 noms and would definitely face the public vote for the third time running. To make things worse she went and said how sorry and stupid she was to Nikki and then behind her back to her face she said how pissed off she was at Nikki for reacting the way she did.

So Lisa had so many chances to redeem herself and yet failed to do so for me and most of the public. She was evicted with 60% against 4 people (that's going some) and she's a plumber now or something. Her and Nikki are friends now too so that's something.

I'm saving Charley Uchea because Charley Uchea

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

CUT Lisa

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Lisa Huo

Lisa should have been someone I loved and stanned hard. Surely someone who says on their VT 'How many Chinese people do you know that talk like this?' would have had me sold? Alas Lisa was very problematic.

She was one of the founding members of the Big Brotherhood and with that came power. On only Day 2 she called out Bonnie (and Sezer but who cares) on being someone she would not give her suitcase/immunity to even though she knew that she was being streamed into the living room. She also behaved erratically during the first week, leading Shahbaz to call her an imbecile (much to Lea's fumes).

Her relationship with Pete and the subsequent fallout of it was probably what caused Lisa's popularity to wane. I remember Lisa forcefully telling telling Pete to get into her bed or else she'll never ****ing talk to him again etc. When Pete inevitably isolated himself from Lisa I wonder why, Lisa started to turn into a crazy obsessive girl who constantly slagged Pete off to her gang which was not a good mover because Pete was easily the main favourite during the early weeks.

Most people forget that Lisa was a bitch and treated Sam horribly! As if Sam wasn't the most unpopular person in the house during Week 3, Lisa and her allies decided to randomly make Lea turn on her. One night Sam, Lisa and Imogen were talking in the living room about Lea and the next day Lisa went to Grace saying that Sam said that Lea was backstabbing people in the house. When Lea was told this she confronted Sam about it and Sam denied it truthfully and went to Lisa for receipts. Seeing that Sam was obviously distressed Lisa stayed defiant that Sam was bitching about Lea which led Sam to have a mini breakdown and panic attack. Luckily true receipts were given during Sam's eviction and justice was served!

Another problematic moment Lisa served was her response to Grace's eviction and Aisleyne. Not only did she fume and stop anyone from arguing their point (which is so annoying) she threw a strop and threw the random kid's bike that was in the bedroom almost injuring/killing Nikki! Then she was called into the diary room and swore 80 times out of rage as usual.

The final downfall for Lisa for me was how she treated Nikki, her once close friend, during the final week and the fateful round of nominations that sent her packing. Following Nikki's heart to heart with Lisa about her anxiety that followed being nominated twice in a row, Lisa told her not to worry because she's sure no one would put her up. Then when BB announces a twist to those who breached the nomination rules Lisa goes and nominates Nikki to her face meaning that she had 2 noms and would definitely face the public vote for the third time running. To make things worse she went and said how sorry and stupid she was to Nikki and then behind her back to her face she said how pissed off she was at Nikki for reacting the way she did.

So Lisa had so many chances to redeem herself and yet failed to do so for me and most of the public. She was evicted with 60% against 4 people (that's going some) and she's a plumber now or something. Her and Nikki are friends now too so that's something.

I'm saving Charley Uchea because Charley Uchea

[Black Dagger]

Save Mario, evict Emma

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

Save Mario, evict Emma

~somewhere in the top 100 when it isn't ****ing warranted.~ Emma Greenwood



Tbh. I don't even want to write up on her. I just wanted to have the power of evicting her disgusting arse. She was a bit racist and spat at somebody and was a major part of one of the biggest moments of reality tv history. But for some bizarre reason, you get people claiming that she shouldn't have been evicted from the series because she was such a character who was bubbly and her tits fell out and such hilarity and Jason was a moody bitch (even though he was 10x the housemate she was but that is not here nor there). She also lived with MARCO ****ING SABBA post show apparently so that showcases her taste in living arrangements. She might have grown up and become a responsible, decent woman post Big Brother fame but I highly doubt it to be the case. She was, at the end of the day just another loudmouth to walk into that door and well, they don't interest me. Thank you producers for ejecting her ass, because wasn't she favourite for like a short while before they decided rightfully to show humanity and let a transgender win, which was a beautiful moment. So yeah well done. I'm sure people will argue in this thread that she was brilliant and that Victor and Jason should have been ejected because MALES ARE EVIL, but I really don't care. Of all of the people to be culled for their behaviour she definitely merited it, not the most I will give her credit for being less scummy then Dennis or Dale but it doesn't excuse it and quite frankly I am glad I've had this opportunity to remove her from the game. The end.

I shall save Mario, because well basically stop bloody putting him up. Open your eyes.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

just another loudmouth to walk into that door and well, they don't interest me.

oh

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Jake.

oh

First you bully me for being on benefits and now this. I have far more substance than just being loud. You rude BITCH.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

~somewhere in the top 100 when it isn't ****ing warranted.~ Emma Greenwood



Tbh. I don't even want to write up on her. I just wanted to have the power of evicting her disgusting arse. She was a bit racist and spat at somebody and was a major part of one of the biggest moments of reality tv history. But for some bizarre reason, you get people claiming that she shouldn't have been evicted from the series because she was such a character who was bubbly and her tits fell out and such hilarity and Jason was a moody bitch (even though he was 10x the housemate she was but that is not here nor there). She also lived with MARCO ****ING SABBA post show apparently so that showcases her taste in living arrangements. She might have grown up and become a responsible, decent woman post Big Brother fame but I highly doubt it to be the case. She was, at the end of the day just another loudmouth to walk into that door and well, they don't interest me. Thank you producers for ejecting her ass, because wasn't she favourite for like a short while before they decided rightfully to show humanity and let a transgender win, which was a beautiful moment. So yeah well done. I'm sure people will argue in this thread that she was brilliant and that Victor and Jason should have been ejected because MALES ARE EVIL, but I really don't care. Of all of the people to be culled for their behaviour she definitely merited it, not the most I will give her credit for being less scummy then Dennis or Dale but it doesn't excuse it and quite frankly I am glad I've had this opportunity to remove her from the game. The end.

I shall save Mario, because well basically stop bloody putting him up. Open your eyes.

THIS HAS MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.

From the footage, you can't actually prove whether Victor spat at Emma or Emma spat at Victor.

Victor antagonized her and gave as good as he got. I'm not at all saying MEN ARE EVIL when I say Jason and Victor should have also been ejected - they were both equally as violent as Emma in Fight Night and she did not deserve to be the sole person ejected but that's been solved now.

Emma was funny, lovely, good to her friends and a generally entertaining housemate to watch and I will proudly say she is in my top 5 housemates ever.

[Daniel-X]

Jemima Slade - BB14:



First of all to set the record straight. I do not dislike Jemima. She provided a few good moments of BB14 like the dead daughter argument and her argument with Gina because Jemima said she preferred oriental men and Gina being Gina decided to create drama around it and called Jemima racist. I do think she is overrated though tbh I wouldn't remember her unless it wasn't for this forum. She didn't leave much of a mark on me. She could be funny sometimes and she had potential but unlike Sallie who went the week before her I didn't form much of a strong opinion on her I liked her but if she went I wouldn't really care that much. I think she deserves to go around this stage in the rankdown tbh as I don't think she's as good as most of the housemates left in the game but then again Ashleigh Coyle is still in.

Tbh I didn't really want to cut anyone in this round so it just came down to who I least wanted to stay in the most and that was Jemima. Her argument over her dead daughter should really have been quite a sad thing but it created quite a funny and iconic C5 BB moment. So yes Jemima has a lot of good things going for her I suppose but in the end she's no Sylvia Barrie, Stephanie McMichael or Grace Adams-Short so she had to go.

Maybe she's in Abu Dhabi now pretending to be Sarah Jessica Parker to some Arabian men while trying to get dating them for their money who knows?

I am saving goddess Grace Dalton (nee Adams-Short) again and this is to everyone who keeps nominating her

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Jemima Slade - BB14:



First of all to set the record straight. I do not dislike Jemima. She provided a few good moments of BB14 like the dead daughter argument and her argument with Gina because Jemima said she preferred oriental men and Gina being Gina decided to create drama around it and called Jemima racist. I do think she is overrated though tbh I wouldn't remember her unless it wasn't for this forum. She didn't leave much of a mark on me. She could be funny sometimes and she had potential but unlike Sallie who went the week before her I didn't form much of an opinion on her I liked her but I wouldn't really care if she got evicted. I think she deserves to go around this stage in the rankdown tbh as I don't think she's as good as most of the housemates left in the game but then again Ashleigh Coyle is still in.

Tbh I didn't really want to cut anyone in this round so it just came down to who I least wanted to stay in the most and that was Jemima. Her argument over her dead daughter should really have been quite a sad thing but it created quite a funny and iconic C5 BB moment. So yes Jemima has a lot of good things going for her I suppose but in the end she's no Sylvia Barrie, Stephanie McMichael or Grace Adams-Short so she had to go.

Maybe she's in Abu Dhabi now pretending to be Sarah Jessica Parker to some Arabian men while trying to get dating them for their money who knows?

I am saving goddess Grace Dalton (nee Adams-Short) again and this is to everyone who keeps nominating her

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[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

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The gif that i made

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by LukeB

The gif that i made

The iconic Grace throwing water over sultry Susie?

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

The iconic Grace throwing water over sultry Susie?

Yeah

[EspeonBB]

Save Stephanie, Cut Lynne

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105.
Lynne Moncrieff (BB3)



Lol the main reason I cut Lynne is because no one else was going to and she would have floated her way into the top 75 or something and no @ the prospect. Lynne was just generally unfun and sour and didn't really contribute much (i.e. she was a bore).

Anyway the BB3 first week twist was that the public got to nominate and the housemates got to evict, and it was Jade and Lynne up for eviction. I just want to imagine a world where Jade was evicted first over Lynne. She wouldn't have gained any fame and she wouldn't have been on CBB5, so the whole racism thing wouldn't have happened and make the public turn on Big Brother and cause it to decline into the ****show we know today. But in terms of BB3 it was good Jade stayed because she was very entertaining and was the main driving force behind the series.

Lol @ the writeup becoming more about Jade than Lynne

Saving Stephanie

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Save Stephanie, Cut Lynne

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105.
Lynne Moncrieff (BB3)



Lol the main reason I cut Lynne is because no one else was going to and she would have floated her way into the top 75 or something and no @ the prospect. Lynne was just generally unfun and sour and didn't really contribute much (i.e. she was a bore).

Anyway the BB3 first week twist was that the public got to nominate and the housemates got to evict, and it was Jade and Lynne up for eviction. I just want to imagine a world where Jade was evicted first over Lynne. She wouldn't have gained any fame and she wouldn't have been on CBB5, so the whole racism thing wouldn't have happened and make the public turn on Big Brother and cause it to decline into the ****show we know today. But in terms of BB3 it was good Jade stayed because she was very entertaining and was the main driving force behind the series.

Lol @ the writeup becoming more about Jade than Lynne

Saving Stephanie

lol

[Shaun]

I save Shahbaz because his night of binning the house food is the most glued to a bit of live feed I have ever been in BB history (although I'm sure Jay McKay pooping in a freezer would've given it a run for its money!)

#104 - Orlaith McAllister (BB6)


Obviously the majority of the backlash towards Orla is aimed at the fact that she chose to walk after her biggest house obstacle (Science) left in an eviction over her, and to top it all off took Kemal out too, and obviously there is a very strong, determined fanbase on here who will remind you that she had her moments and wasn't that bad but if we all settle down and talk this through like adults we must agree that she wasn't really all that special a housemate I'm afraid. Yes, BB6 is a terribly difficult series to stand out in if you weren't in the godly five (DKMCS) and even the nice underrated route was taken over by Kinga/Vanetha, but Orla was a little bit of a cloying attempt by the producers to inject a bit of glamour or UK-local-patriotism. As is standard with UK Big Brother, the females began to disappear thick and fast early on and so 2/3 of the latecomers had vaginas. Vaginae? I can't read suddenly, I don't know.

Now, anyone on here will tell you that Kinga should've been chosen over Eugene in the beginning by Makosi but if you ask me it should've been Eugene and Kinga joining. He was actually a kinda refreshing, down-to-earth, nice-guy presence in a shroud of negativity and ego so it was actually quite lovely? And it was actually quite hilarious watching him drone on and on about inventions and science whilst the other housemates' eyes glossed over? Instead, we got Orlaith who, god bless her for trying, didn't really handle any of them all that well and had her one-big-moment in arguing with Science over a clothes airer. I shall give you that, that was an amusing (and unpredictable!) argument. It's just that what followed was - admittedly, taken from the highlights, but if you're going to pretend to remember live feed from 2005 then well done - 70% Orlaith footage of her missing home and wanting the drama to stop and being fed~up~with~everyone~ and 30% Orlaith footage of sunbathing. She trod the house dynamic quite awkwardly, gelling with all weird little factions and I suppose that's good in some ways but also a bit disingenuous/frustrating for the more impatient side of me? She just had weird moodswings that didn't really develop into anything compelling. So I eliminated her for robbing us of two titanic housemates and delivering little in return.

Also wtf is going on with her hair now? Also she rode John Terry so that surely loses her points?

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I save Shahbaz because his night of binning the house food is the most glued to a bit of live feed I have ever been in BB history (although I'm sure Jay McKay pooping in a freezer would've given it a run for its money!)

#104 - Orlaith McAllister (BB6)


Obviously the majority of the backlash towards Orla is aimed at the fact that she chose to walk after her biggest house obstacle (Science) left in an eviction over her, and to top it all off took Kemal out too, and obviously there is a very strong, determined fanbase on here who will remind you that she had her moments and wasn't that bad but if we all settle down and talk this through like adults we must agree that she wasn't really all that special a housemate I'm afraid. Yes, BB6 is a terribly difficult series to stand out in if you weren't in the godly five (DKMCS) and even the nice underrated route was taken over by Kinga/Vanetha, but Orla was a little bit of a cloying attempt by the producers to inject a bit of glamour or UK-local-patriotism. As is standard with UK Big Brother, the females began to disappear thick and fast early on and so 2/3 of the latecomers had vaginas. Vaginae? I can't read suddenly, I don't know.

Now, anyone on here will tell you that Kinga should've been chosen over Eugene in the beginning by Makosi but if you ask me it should've been Eugene and Kinga joining. He was actually a kinda refreshing, down-to-earth, nice-guy presence in a shroud of negativity and ego so it was actually quite lovely? And it was actually quite hilarious watching him drone on and on about inventions and science whilst the other housemates' eyes glossed over? Instead, we got Orlaith who, god bless her for trying, didn't really handle any of them all that well and had her one-big-moment in arguing with Science over a clothes airer. I shall give you that, that was an amusing (and unpredictable!) argument. It's just that what followed was - admittedly, taken from the highlights, but if you're going to pretend to remember live feed from 2005 then well done - 70% Orlaith footage of her missing home and wanting the drama to stop and being fed~up~with~everyone~ and 30% Orlaith footage of sunbathing. She trod the house dynamic quite awkwardly, gelling with all weird little factions and I suppose that's good in some ways but also a bit disingenuous/frustrating for the more impatient side of me? She just had weird moodswings that didn't really develop into anything compelling. So I eliminated her for robbing us of two titanic housemates and delivering little in return.

Also wtf is going on with her hair now? Also she rode John Terry so that surely loses her points?

aaaaaand two!

[MB.]

People left to choose between:

Helen (BB2)
Scott (BB4)
Carole (BB8)
Sylvia (BB9)
Rachael (BB11)
Shabby (BB11)

[Ross.]

Not messy Jemima and loving life Sam getting cut </3

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Ross.

Not messy Jemima and loving life Sam getting cut </3

[Shaun]

As long as helen is safe I am content

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Scott cut Rachael? idk I'm so neutral on all of these people

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#. Rachael White (BB11)



I like Rachael! She was perfectly normal and nice and she looked like Beyonce. Like, ACTUALLY looked like Beyonce compared to Marcus thinking he looks like the Wolverine. She was nice and likable and actually liked within the house but if there's anything this show is good at it's sending a black girl home ASAP! She was only nominated because of Save and Replace and she was only evicted because John James has literally no redeeming qualities and targeted her first in his crusade to get rid of every ****ing girl in the house. He got mad at her because she was talking about posing for Nuts after the show? Meanwhile,



And of course Rachael was evicted because she's black and she's a girl and she's a black girl and it was kinda tragic but not the worst thing in the world. Like, if that was it, I'd be okay with evicting Rachael here. BUT THEN she randomly came back as part of a task and gave John James a massage and while he continued to call her a ***** and this and that she just not so subtly dropped a hint that her boyfriend Nathan (this one still perplexes me) wanted to beat the **** out of him and it all ended up with John James crying in the Diary Room in fetal position begging for a phone call to Nathan to apologize and then he actually got the phone call and it was easily the lowest moment in C4 franchise history. But yeah, all in all it made my opinion improve greatly on Rachael but not enough to keep me from cutting her so bye sis?

I'm saving Scott because he's the unsung hero of the awful BB4 endgame.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

save Scott cut Rachael? idk I'm so neutral on all of these people

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#. Rachael White (BB11)



I like Rachael! She was perfectly normal and nice and she looked like Beyonce. Like, ACTUALLY looked like Beyonce compared to Marcus thinking he looks like the Wolverine. She was nice and likable and actually liked within the house but if there's anything this show is good at it's sending a black girl home ASAP! She was only nominated because of Save and Replace and she was only evicted because John James has literally no redeeming qualities and targeted her first in his crusade to get rid of every ****ing girl in the house. He got mad at her because she was talking about posing for Nuts after the show? Meanwhile,



And of course Rachael was evicted because she's black and she's a girl and she's a black girl and it was kinda tragic but not the worst thing in the world. Like, if that was it, I'd be okay with evicting Rachael here. BUT THEN she randomly came back as part of a task and gave John James a massage and while he continued to call her a ***** and this and that she just not so subtly dropped a hint that her boyfriend Nathan (this one still perplexes me) wanted to beat the **** out of him and it all ended up with John James crying in the Diary Room in fetal position begging for a phone call to Nathan to apologize and then he actually got the phone call and it was easily the lowest moment in C4 franchise history. But yeah, all in all it made my opinion improve greatly on Rachael but not enough to keep me from cutting her so bye sis?

I'm saving Scott because he's the unsung hero of the awful BB4 endgame.

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