[Daniel.]

The Gerry writeup

[Shaun]

Ahem miss reece!

[Shaun]

Saved Tania because there are FAR worse BB4 HMs that need axing before her shame on you Jake

283. Shievonne Robinson (BB13)


I've eliminated Shievonne because there are few housemates that I can recall who have gone into the house with such a determination and desperation to reel off a list of catchphrases. Shievonne was - for all intents and purposes - relatively volatile and ready to argue with anyone, and didn't really pick sides too much in what was one of the more obviously-divided series, but at the same time, I remember her with such a 2D finish that it's disappointing. Towards the end of her stay she tried it with Deana, Adam, Lydia and Lauren - ie. the series' best four - and she rightly became hated for never letting anything go. I think she's seriously underrated in how much of a ****ing terrible bitch she was.

She had a challenge to overcome a str8whitemale in a head to head eviction but given that it was Conor and that he beat her with around 80% of the vote (IIRC), you can't help but write Shievonne off as a failure. If you wake up and smell the hummus, that is.

[Jason.]

I save Saskia because hers are real.

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner

The trend of having a revolving door of housemates that would soon become standard in the later C4 years first started in BB7 and it gave us Spiral, as a result, who ****ing sucked. He was an aggressive bitch who would throw his toys out of the pram whenever things didn't go his way, for example, that time he randomly flipped out at Nikki just because Aisleyne refused to snog him during a game of spin the bottle. I mean I didn't really care for Nikki all that much in her BB7 stint, but you know you're in the wrong when you make me sympathise with a lunatic that cries whenever the room is too cold.

Spiral is mostly remembered for his weird relationship obsession with Aisleyne where he'd make these cringy raps like how she has an ass like a loaf of bread or how he'd do...everyting to her. But it did give us this underrated gem of a moment, where he one time told her that she was disrespecting herself for dressing too provocatively and she just stared him down and was like "...are you sure? are you sure about that statement, babes. Because I don't think you are." However, the main turning point was during the Prison Task where he just raged at Aisleyne for reasons I don't remember because it's Spiral and it's been like...what, 3 years since I re-watched BB7 but he truly was a bellend and he rightfully got evicted like a day later alongside the equally irrelevant and annoying Michael. He continued to be an even bigger prick outside the house, like when he was on Big Mouth with all the other evictees during the return twist and his campaign was something like "vote me back in so I can drag Aisleyne out of the house" while lapping up the anti-Aisleyne crowd, as if he'd be sat there if Aisleyne didn't save him over Jonathan in the first place, the tramp.

Oh and I didn't know where to mention this, but I really wanted to, and it's more of a Susie thing, but her obvious disdain for Spiral, where she'd look down on him just like the rest of us (ugh, relatable queen) was sf hilarious. <333

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

I save Saskia because hers are real.

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner

The trend of having a revolving door of housemates that would soon become standard in the later C4 years first started in BB7 and it gave us Spiral, as a result, who ****ing sucked. He was an aggressive bitch who would throw his toys out of the pram whenever things didn't go his way, for example, that time he randomly flipped out at Nikki just because Aisleyne refused to snog him during a game of spin the bottle. I mean I didn't really care for Nikki all that much in her BB7 stint, but you know you're in the wrong when you make me sympathise with a lunatic that cries whenever the room is too cold.

Spiral is mostly remembered for his weird relationship obsession with Aisleyne where he'd make these cringy raps like how she has an ass like a loaf of bread or how he'd do...everyting to her. But it did give us this underrated gem of a moment, where he one time told her that she was disrespecting herself for dressing too provocatively and she just stared him down and was like "...are you sure? are you sure about that statement, babes. Because I don't think you are." However, the main turning point was during the Prison Task where he just raged at Aisleyne for reasons I don't remember because it's Spiral and it's been like...what, 3 years since I re-watched BB7 but he truly was a bellend and he rightfully got evicted like a day later alongside the equally irrelevant and annoying Michael. He continued to be an even bigger prick outside the house, like when he was on Big Mouth with all the other evictees during the return twist and his campaign was something like "vote me back in so I can drag Aisleyne out of the house" while lapping up the anti-Aisleyne crowd, as if he'd be sat there if Aisleyne didn't save him over Jonathan in the first place, the tramp.

Oh and I didn't know where to mention this, but I really wanted to, and it's more of a Susie thing, but her obvious disdain for Spiral, where she'd look down on him just like the rest of us (ugh, relatable queen) was sf hilarious. <333

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[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

I save Saskia because hers are real.

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner

The trend of having a revolving door of housemates that would soon become standard in the later C4 years first started in BB7 and it gave us Spiral, as a result, who ****ing sucked. He was an aggressive bitch who would throw his toys out of the pram whenever things didn't go his way, for example, that time he randomly flipped out at Nikki just because Aisleyne refused to snog him during a game of spin the bottle. I mean I didn't really care for Nikki all that much in her BB7 stint, but you know you're in the wrong when you make me sympathise with a lunatic that cries whenever the room is too cold.

Spiral is mostly remembered for his weird relationship obsession with Aisleyne where he'd make these cringy raps like how she has an ass like a loaf of bread or how he'd do...everyting to her. But it did give us this underrated gem of a moment, where he one time told her that she was disrespecting herself for dressing too provocatively and she just stared him down and was like "...are you sure? are you sure about that statement, babes. Because I don't think you are." However, the main turning point was during the Prison Task where he just raged at Aisleyne for reasons I don't remember because it's Spiral and it's been like...what, 3 years since I re-watched BB7 but he truly was a bellend and he rightfully got evicted like a day later alongside the equally irrelevant and annoying Michael. He continued to be an even bigger prick outside the house, like when he was on Big Mouth with all the other evictees during the return twist and his campaign was something like "vote me back in so I can drag Aisleyne out of the house" while lapping up the anti-Aisleyne crowd, as if he'd be sat there if Aisleyne didn't save him over Jonathan in the first place, the tramp.

Oh and I didn't know where to mention this, but I really wanted to, and it's more of a Susie thing, but her obvious disdain for Spiral, where she'd look down on him just like the rest of us (ugh, relatable queen) was sf hilarious. <333

When he tackled Aisleyne whilst he was naked gave me creepy vibes

[Jason.]

Ugh I really wanted to save Narinder but I realised I'm like the only person that can appreciate Saskia so I had to save her because she doesn't deserve Lucas' foul-mouthed rant! (well not yet anyway and certainly not before Maxwell)

[Black Dagger]

Axe Emma and save Allison x

[Black Dagger]

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo


Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo


Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

Stop being nasty to me!!

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo


Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

Is this really necessary?

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Jonty cut Kimberly xx

[Babayaro.]

Save Jonathan cut Charlie

[Daniel.]

Save Sylvia Cut Charlie (I would have saved Saskia Jason)

[Daniel.]

Emma going before Jason is gross

[Jake.]

jesus can sam giffen be GONE

[Cal.]

Wait shaun i used my final pass on emma prior to this

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Wait shaun i used my final pass on emma prior to this

That's not how it works I'm afraid

[Cal.]

Save Narinder cut Kimberly

[Cal.]

STOP THIS NOW help

[Alf]

Don't know what this is about, and don't know whether I'm able to join in, but I'm guessing you pick one of those housemates to save and axe?

So I 'd save Louise and axe Charlie.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Alf

Don't know what this is about, and don't know whether I'm able to join in, but I'm guessing you pick one of those housemates to save and axe?

So I 'd save Louise and axe Charlie.

The fact that you'd save Louise is why you won't be participating

[Cal.]

Shaun tell them my love

[Cal.]

Jason saving Our Saskia Legend

[Epic.]

Actually wait **** I should've saved Narinder wtf is wrong with me!