[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I'd like a sex scene written in please. Cheers Shaun.

Do people still have sex at your age.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Do people still have sex at your age.

Women improve with age ackshewli.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Women improve with age ackshewli.

[Locke.]

Looks like there is a chance the murder will happen while Maloney is on stage

[Kate!]

Also, I haven't been drinking at all...

BARTENDER...another cheeky vimto when your ready. I'll have it shaken and stirred and then a damned good rattling against the bar.

[Lee.]

Kate I've just opened a bottle of red.. fancy one? It could be your last

[Kate!]

Yes, Lee. Don't mind if I do. Pass me a straw.

[LemonJam]

****ing hell sainsburys forgetting to put the ****ing parmesan in the salad bag i should ****ing sue that fat **** jamie oliver ffs

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Yes, Lee. Don't mind if I do. Pass me a straw.

Here you go -passes-

Originally Posted by LemonJam

****ing hell sainsburys forgetting to put the ****ing parmesan in the salad bag i should ****ing sue that fat **** jamie oliver ffs

****s sake! You can't have Ceasar salad without parmesan! I've got a brand new block in the fridge too. I could post it down if you like?

[Benjamin]

[LemonJam]

don't worry Lee I dubiously put some smoked cheese on it and it's totally doing it for me.

[Benjamin]

Also who drinks red wine with a bloody straw!

[LemonJam]

if you're strawpedoing it.

[Shaun]

sup.

[LemonJam]

nupage?

[Shaun]

"Hey Iris, Georgia, get over here," Destiny beckoned, with a touch of condescension. "I want y'all to go downstairs and file this for me."
"Why does this require two people?" Georgia protested.
"Because whilst one of y'all skinny white bitches does the filin', I want the other one a-y'all to take photos of that cute receptionist. Daaaamn he fly," Destiny gushed, fanning herself with a folder.
"OH I KNOW RIGHT GURL?" Iris shouted eagerly, to which Georgia and Destiny jumped and gave her the look-over.
"You can't just grow black bitch," Destiny sneered, before handing the files to Georgia. "Now hurry up else I'mma tell Adrian you like him."
"You wouldn't!" Georgia gasped, snatching the files and running downstairs.

Iris reluctantly followed, checking her phone for battery and biting her nails. The ground floor was four flights of stairs down, and she wasn't in a skipping mood. She reached the floor eventually and found Georgia stupidly playing along with Destiny's games and flirting with the night receptionist.
"What's your name again?" Georgia curled her hair around her fingers.
"Aaron Fowley," he introduced himself with a slight wink, and Iris rolled her eyes before grabbing the files.
"I have to finish this case off," she announced, walking past the two new friends and entering the archives.

[Benjamin]

rumpus

[Shaun]

I should warn you now that the story that follows that introduction is not necessarily in chronological order

[Benjamin]

Shaun i want you and yo titties

[Shaun]

Upstairs, Faye had just finished a game of table tennis with Harriet - a game she had lost - when Omar interrupted them.
"When can we go?" he whined, secretly freaked out by this entire investigation and desperately wanting it to all be over.
"Just relax," Harriet suggested, "the other girls just need to sign some papers off and then the trial can begin next week."
It was already half past nine in the evening and, not one to pass up overtime pay, Faye went to the kitchen and poured cups of coffee for herself, Adrian, Omar and Harriet.
Harry came out of the bathroom and shouted to her.
"Hey, whilst you're there a capuccino would be great!" he took a seat in the staff's waiting room. Every day this area would be awash with citizens wishing to testify as witness, make complaints or identify criminals or victims. Destiny came in and took a seat next to him.
"Damn, that girl is one moody biatch," she tutted, filing her nails.

As the others had a bit of a gossip about Iris, Faye hummed to herself alone and started pouring water when the lights out. She jumped a little, scalding her hand with the kettle and dropping it. The crash, along with the sudden darkness, alerted the others.

[Benjamin]

Oh, we are getting all the names!

[Kate!]

sex scene!!! With Aaron .. woop.

[Doogle]

Clever use of all the names

[LemonJam]

I feel I'm very similar to Destiny tbh

[Maia]

Destiny