[AnnieK]

Well done jack

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Weavelehem

Slayer of many lessor beings

chuff me dizzy shade

[Amy Jade]

Jack is one of the nicest people on this forum

[Z]

#29 – LemonJam
Previous performance: #9
1st Round: 5 points || 2nd Round: 43 points || Total: 48 points.
Friends are like curtains sometimes I draw them when I’m naked. James is surprisingly normal for someone who lives on a pretentious-slightly-French-ious island who then moved to London to, I dunno, get all the rural out of his system. He probably wouldn’t try and stuff you in his freezer if you went back to his for a drink which is nice, and I bet he’s well good with mums. “James has just fallen off the edge of the world... where is he?! I can't not vote him though because I think he's brilliant, funny and a sexy beast who I can only imagine has a penis the size that many men would envy. Though it could be tiny and that's probably why he's left the forum because he's ashamed of himself. Good riddance tiny cock!” I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that reason. One member gave LemonJam points because “I love him dearly and would love to go to his island and drink vodka with him and his FRANS”, another sent points his way because “he left a lifelong impression on me when we joined forces to prevent Nazis from getting their hands on some Aztec Treasure”, while another gave him points because “when he posts on my wall I invariably get a semi (because they're usually pics of Aaron Paul or Adam Scott WHAT ELSE DID YOU THINK I MEANT).” He earned votes because “he's tall, good looking and now I've forgotten why I'm voting for him,” and “for his Sexual Healing.” One voter said “I've come to know him a little better which is why he's secured a place in my top 10 for a second time,” but absolutely nobody made any reference to the fact he has one of the most varied music tastes I think I’ve ever stumbled across in my life – James knows his stuff, he plays lots of instruments and he could play me like a violoncello if he wanted. Aww yeah, bet he’s dripping now, I used the Italian name.

Still remaining: *Kate*, anniek76, Ben, Black Dagger, Brother Leon, Dezzy, Drew, Germyle, Jake, joeysteele, Jordan, Josy, Kazanne, Kizzy, Lee, Livia, Locke, Marc, MeMyselfandI, MTVN, Nathan, Niamh, reece(:, Salman, Saph, Shaun, Simple Minds, Zee.

[Saph]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

chuff me dizzy shade

[Lee.]

I agree with everything said about jack

[Livia]

Well done LJ x

[Ammi]

..James, one of my very favourite people in the world.......

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

chuff me dizzy shade

[Tom4784]

Jorge <3

[joeysteele]

Wow, some really odd falls this time, I cannot believe I am still to come yet?

[Jake.]

LJ, well done to you good sir

[T*]

James!

[Benjamin]

Lil LJ. Top guy.

[Lee.]

When the flicking hell is James going to be top 10??

[reece(:]

Shocked at LJ's placement

Well done He stands out from the crowd in all the best ways.

[AnnieK]

Well done LJ

[LemonJam]

thank you everyone. Moving stuff

[Marc]

LJ has died

[smudgie]

Well done Jack, interesting posts.

[Z]

#28 – Locke
Previous performance: #14
1st Round: 7 points || 2nd Round: 42 points || Total: 49 points.
Victory!!!!! Locke takes the lead in the Locke-Novo stakes and finishes just inside the top 30. He got all the way inside the top 30 and didn’t even buy it dinner first! Lad! Bosh. One voter said it’s “about time he started being more active again”, meanwhile another said “it is Christmas time. I always believed this is the time for charity. My charitable contribution is helping out our resident Scouser. Poor guy hasn't had the best of times this year. As if being from Liverpool wasn't enough. Locke however does remain one of my fave members on here. Quality sense of humour, a great part of the football community on here and also one of the members I talk a fair bit to.” He “reminds me of a young Igor Biscan”, “has great tastes in TV shows most of the time, and he likes Stereophonics so it's all good in my book” and is “still one of my most favourite members on TiBB, he's not been around a lot lately and I really miss his posts and sense of humour.” One voter said “he needs to feature highly in Most Loved, otherwise he may turn to a life of crime and that would be horrible 'PURDS PUT THAT PS4 DOWN RIGHT NOW' so yeah, and the fact he's a wonderful specimen is another reason why I am giving him points of course, he also said he'd hijack my dad's car if I didn't send points his way, and Pa loves his Nissan, so there you go!” Typical Scouser. “Purdy has recently reached new heights of simping, travelling across the globe in search of his dream girl. It takes a lot of courage to do that and we must respect his achievements. Purdy is a great guy, a bit deluded thinking Liverpool have a chance of winning the league but it is to be expected. Along with Andy and Lucas it has been great discussing tennis with them on the forum this year during the Australian Open and Wimbledon mainly. He will be missed on his travels.” Have fun David and strictly no simping!

Still remaining: *Kate*, anniek76, Ben, Black Dagger, Brother Leon, Dezzy, Drew, Germyle, Jake, joeysteele, Jordan, Josy, Kazanne, Kizzy, Lee, Livia, Marc, MeMyselfandI, MTVN, Nathan, Niamh, reece(:, Salman, Saph, Shaun, Simple Minds, Zee.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

When the flicking hell is James going to be top 10??

he was #9 last time

[Glenn.]

Well done everyone

And 39th I expected to be lower than that. Thanks guys

I've lost Jack, Girth, Karl, Glenn, and Marcus so far. Well done everyone - some real shockers.

[Drew.]

Sir Purdy