[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Week 1 - Kitten Evicted
1. Victor
2. Nadia
3. Ahmed
4. Jason
5. Kitten
6. Shell
7. Stu
8. Michelle
9. Emma
10. Vanessa
11. Dan
12. Marco

Week 2 - Emma & Michelle moved to the bedsit
1. Ahmed
2. Nadia
3. Victor
4. Jason
5. Vanessa
6. Shell
7. Stu
8. Emma
9. Michelle
10. Dan
11. Marco

[Matthew.]

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Week 2 - Emma & Michelle moved to the bedsit
1. Ahmed
2. Nadia
3. Victor
4. Jason
5. Vanessa
6. Shell
7. Stu
8. Emma
9. Michelle
10. Dan
11. Marco

Week 3 - Fight Night/Aftermath/Eviction Postponed
1. Michelle
(Mainly ranked first because of her 10/10 commentary in the bedsit)
2. Vanessa
3. Nadia
4. Shell
5. Dan
6. Victor
7. Emma
8. Vanessa
9. Stu
10. Ahmed
11. Jason
12. Marco

[Matthew.]

Tim: “I don’t like acting like a prat. I feel like a wally. I’m not a prat. I don’t like standing up and making an idiot of myself”

Lmao the irony

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Week 3 - Fight Night/Aftermath/Eviction Postponed
1. Michelle
(Mainly ranked first because of her 10/10 commentary in the bedsit)
2. Vanessa
3. Nadia
4. Dan
5. Victor
6. Emma
7. Vanessa
8. Stu
9. Ahmed
10. Jason
11. Marco

Where’s our Shell

[Tony Montana]

I love the BB6 house. It's tied with 7 as my favourite C4 house.

[Tony Montana]

Great summary Jake.

I echo what Matthew said about your top 7.

[Headie]

Makosi lying to Anthony for no reason and telling him she put him up as part of a secret mission

Craig: "You lot are such liars! Is he actually up?"
Makosi: "I could've chosen you "

[Headie]

"It just shows the public do not support a bully. A bully. A thug. A hooligan. With such dirty manners and such dirty behaviour. They should be congratulated for tonight's result. And I'm glad Science got a good reception."



"I agree"

[Headie]

Week 6 - Maxwell evicted

1. Kemal
2. Science
3. Makosi
4. Vanessa
5. Derek
6. Orlaith
7. Eugene
8. Anthony
9. Craig
10. Maxwell

[Headie]

*Vanessa's sister appears in her video message*

Vanessa: "Do you think she looks like me?"
Makosi: "She's prettier "
Vanessa: "BITCH!" *laughs*
Makosi: (deadly serious) "There's a resemblance between you two but she's prettier "

[Jake.]

ok so I love BB5

[Jake.]

NOT here for 20-something minute episodes though

[Samm]

Originally Posted by Jake.

NOT here for 20-something minute episodes though

The episodes get longer as the series goes on!

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Samm

The episodes get longer as the series goes on!

oh ok phew!

[Jake.]

I know that Kitten’s overbearing and the constant rule breaking is ridiculous but my god @ the likes of Daniel AND Marco comparing the discrimination of gays in society to being the same as the discrimination of blondes!!!

[*mazedsalv**]

I've been so busy I keep pausing my CBB4 watch, which is annoying because it is such a good series.

[*mazedsalv**]

CBB4, Day 8/ Day 9 Live Eviction:

The lab task continues.

Would you like me to be the cat? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Stop please, let it stop.

There's so much tension in this house, it's so awkward to watch. Really not liking the treatment of Jodie. It's really not nice to see, and if this was a year or so later, this would have been spoken about more.

Really not liking Michael attacking Jodie in the bedroom. He's coming across as a prat.

It's a sad thought that Jodie was the one that went over the other two especially George. At least he reaction wasn't too bad from the crowd.

Ranking:

1. Chantelle
2. Jodie
3. Traci
4. Pete
5. Maggot
6. Faria
7. Preston
8. Rula
9. Michael
10. Dennis
11. George

[Headie]

Science saving Makosi over Vanessa because he needs his hair doing and can't have his afro out

[Daniel.]

BB5 its as good as BB6 in a different way

[Epic.]

*in the uncut recap, after Narinder is nominated and trying to figure out why*
Brian: Sometimes people might say to you that you can bequite NARKY... I say that to you, but so can I.
Narinder: But that goes back to what I said before; "I don't like the people in here."
Brian: That's what you said and you find it hard--
Narinder: I find it hard to be with them.
Brian: Yeah, you're just being completely honest.
Amma: I'm actually--I'm actually semi-amaaazed...
Brian: *points at Narinder* She's very strong though, she looks stronger than what she is though.
Amma: Well I'm surprised that you say you dislike MOST of the people in here.... Cause if it's 2, oh i'm HURT now...
Narinder: No, most, honestly...
Amma: I know you're being honest but, I know I'm included in that number...
Narinder: Yeah...
Amma: Because um-- *nervously laughs*
Narinder: No but I like you sometimes but sometimes I do really find you quite ruuuu... .

[Epic.]

*Narinder spots Paul and Helen chatting happily with each other*
Narinder: Them two are OBSESSED with each othaaaah!
Brian: I know cause, well they've got lots of things in common.
Narinder: What they're both FAKE? *sips cup of tea* ...Number ONE! Both fake, both have got no... I suppose they're both in their own little world.
Brian: Just like me and YOU.
Narinder: ...yeah...

[Matthew.]

Tim being the only housemate to pass the task and having to stay on The Rich Side by himself for a whole week

His answer to this is to encourage all the housemates to cross the divide, and if Big Brother ejects them all, he will be willing to walk out of the house with him

[Matthew.]

Adele saying she finds it hard to Jonny because he does her head in but she makes the effort by “asking about the fire station”

[Jake.]

A food fight/massive argument followed by the housemates being spun round on a roundabout

BB5