[Shaun]

Just putting the finishing touches to the death.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Just putting the finishing touches to the death.

Is it at 8pm/9am?

[Rob!]

It's genuinely ridiculous

And it's not even the usual suspects

[The Human Santapede]

That surprised me the most, it's not the usual members I would expect

[Shaun]

Doing it now tbh

[Shaun]

lol jk at 8 x

[The Human Santapede]

[Jamie89]

Perched for something horrific and gruesome, I have a feeling Dezzy will be feeling very inspired at the moment

[Tom4784]

It's a very Mortal Kombat styled death.

[Tinsel Toes]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

It's a very Mortal Kombat styled death.

Chopping heads like bricks

[Babayaro.]

Perched for being disemboweled and/or dismembered

[Tinsel Toes]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Perched for being disemboweled and/or dismembered

Gawd i don't me guts dragged

[Rob!]

Dezzy implied there was more to tonight than just a death

[Shaun]

Eeek I just need to pop to the shops - will try and be quick.

[Tinsel Toes]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Eeek I just need to pop to the shops - will try and be quick.

Big choppers cost !

[Rob!]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Big choppers cost !

I know this to be true

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Eeek I just need to pop to the shops - will try and be quick.

I'll have a packet of beef hula hoops and a ginger beer x

[Tinsel Toes]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

I'll have a packet of beef hula hoops and a ginger beer x

I'll fire them over with my blokes 6ft spud gun

[The Human Santapede]

I wish you could

[T*]

Ben do you want me to send over a care package of English goodies

[The Human Santapede]

My friend is actually doing that as a Xmas present for me :huge smile:

There is an English section at the supermarkets here. Jaffa cakes and robinsons squash cost £4 each

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[The Human Santapede]

[Shaun]

Creep was glancing at the forum when she received a call on Skype - it was from Ethan, her newest 'friend.'

'I....I think I'm going to do it tonight.' Ethan said with fear in his voice.
'You said that last time but you backed out in the end,' she said calmly.
'I wasn't ready then, I-I just kept thinking about my parents....they're gonna be crushed.'
'They'll move on,' Creep said coldly 'you can end your suffering right now. You don't need to keep fighting,' her voice became more soothing and warm. She felt giddy at the thought of what was about to happen, she just needed to close the deal.
'You won't be alone, Ethan. I'll be here with you until the end.'
Ethan didn't respond for a while but she could hear him breathing as he thought about it.

'Okay, I'm going to do it.'
Creep's heart began to beat faster in anticipation.
'Have you decided on the method?' She asked.
'I live in a High Rise, I'm thinking of jumping.' He whispered.
'Yes, that's a good way to go. Are you going to do it now?'
'No, I think I'm going to do it later during the night.'
'You'll lose your nerve by then, you should do it now.' She pressured.
'I don't know...'
'Are you a coward?' she hissed, 'or are you brave enough to say enough is enough and go through with it?'
She heard quiet sobs.
'Okay, I'll do it now.'
She heard the sound of a window opening followed by the sounds of Ethan climbing out of it.
'Thank you for everything, I couldn't have done this without you...' he said in a daze before jumping to his death. A rush of euphoria engulfed Creep and she felt at peace for a brief moment.

She grabbed an empty flower pot from a nearby cupboard and planted a seed in it.
'Another flower to add to the collection,' she sang contently.

[The Human Santapede]

Who is janine