[Mokka]

Originally Posted by adamski94

The 20th is great for me

Originally Posted by Marsh.

The 14th is perfect.

.....

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by adamski94

The 20th is great for me

I'm not shortening omg the final is the 22nd then, only asking because Friday is more of a traditional finale night but I'm fine with Wednesday

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

The 14th is perfect.

You didn't even last that long

[jackc1806]

This is destined to be the shortest season yet then, 24 days is the norm

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by jackc1806

You didn't even last that long

Me in bed teas

[Mokka]

you could go to the 24th... I just can't promise to be here for those last two days as things stand now

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Me in bed teas

Jay already told us this

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Mokka

you could go to the 24th... I just can't promise to be here for those last two days as things stand now

Tbh 22nd is okay, means that I can do a reunion podcast on the Thursday

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Me in bed teas

have you tried viagra?

[Natalie.]

Wouldn't mind a Saturday one if had a day or 2 off in between

[jackc1806]

Remember, it's 7pm tonight... After the TiBB Blackout, we need to finish yesterday's task, as well as introduce TimeWarp 2006... What could it be?

[jackc1806]

3 hours to go!

[SuperV]

So we doing this?

[Will.]

finally

[Will.]

perched for tonight

[reece(:]

orangu

[jackc1806]

Who's actually here?

[Will.]

Originally Posted by jackc1806

Who's actually here?

3 people so far

[Will.]

not perched for TIBB going down again, fingers crossed.

[jackc1806]

Suspended until tomorrow again welp.
Thankfully, we can do the result of Day 13 anytime, one member of EATOCK and one of TIMEBOMB post your efforts (Housewives task) by MIDNIGHT, and they'll be judged overnight- (quicker the better)

Then, at 8 tomorrow the twist will happen and the 2 games 14/15 we need to play. Pointless to do the big twist when 3 are here imo. Sorry about this, but I hope that TiBB will be back to normal asap

[Will.]

if more people come can it be tonight?

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Will1999

if more people come can it be tonight?

The result of Day 13 can be tonight, as soon are things are posted. Id rather TiBB is stable before I do the big twist though, sorry Will, I was looking forward to it too

[Will.]

Originally Posted by jackc1806

The result of Day 13 can be tonight, as soon are things are posted. Id rather TiBB is stable before I do the big twist though, sorry Will, I was looking forward to it too

ok! Heres ours:



Ladies and gentlemen welcome to The Real Housewives OF TIBB where **** gets real! As the girls go on a bitch fest!


Supermama: Hi my DARLINGS just got back from Dubai it was absolutely couture.

Janet: Dubaaaiiiii omg... show me ya shoesses

(slings back glass of wine)

Supermama:They top dollar you know bitch... there worth more than you!
(Finishes first bottle of wine, on to the second)

Theresa: they look ugly :drinks wine:

Janet: you look ugly Theresa

Jayesha: *acts confused, forgetful and clumsy but whilst wearing high heels*

Supermama:are you kidding there one of a kind! unlike those shoes you bought off Ebay

Janet (no different than an average day for Jay)

Look at Jayeesha`s ugly heels, she can`t even walk in them



Supermama:Hey ladies! I'm having a fashion party you all are invited!

Theresa:grabs Janet's weave and punches her in the face:

bitch with your fake ass cheap weave

Supermama: try to have style... i know its hard for you girls.

Janet:EEEEEEKKKK!!!

(throws wine at Theresa)

Willma: The shadddddeee



Janet: get ha off Meeeeeeee!!!!

Theresa: bitch you ruined my dress which cost more than your hosue you cheap ass hoe

Willma: you girls are less classier than a rat.

Theresa: look who's talking

Janet: Your dress was lost and found hunty.... in the TRASH

Willma: who cares about your cheap, unclassy dress, you look better in a dustbin bag.



Supermama: Omg don' talk to Janet that way bitch!
(smashes glass over over Theresa's head)

Theresa: oh **** off and get some class you prostitute, Janet no one likes a cheap ass hoe

Supermama: Oh **** I think i killed Theresa...

Theresa: no you haven't (punches you in the face)

Supermama: (I stab her one more time just in case)

Willma: you look like a pig, your like the first piece of bread in loaf, everyone touches you but no one wants you.

girlll I'm on fire tonight

Janet: THERESA IS MY FRIEND... only I can smash glass on her

(smashes glass on Supermama)

Supermama: ugh you never die bitch

Theresa:missed, Janet slept with your husband.

Janet: you go sassy bitch Willma, Thersa.... that was a secret

Willma: meanwhile I'm off to morocco for my holiday darlings.

Supermama: You are so rude Janet! (Shoot Janet but missed)



Theresa:Wilma Janet slept with your husband too, he charged her

Supermama: How could you sleep with my man Pieface!

Willma:I am an independent black women who dont need no man, you Theresa you are one ugly bitch who relys on your slutty man who sleeps with the whole neighbourhood.

Jayesha: *faints*

Willma:the baby will turn on just as ugly as you!!!!!! I'd drown it at first sight.

Theresa: (pushes Willma down the stairs).



Willma: (Breaks neck)

Janet: I slept with all ya'll men and each of you as well....

aren't I fab

Willma:darlings I'm dying, get over here you sluts or imma boot my booty and break your faces.

[Mokka]

Thanks for that Will....

here before the next crash

[Marsh.]

I think we're back to normal now Jack. So you can evict Mokka as soon as.