[No1MakosiFan]

Plug a plug in it.
Electrcute your self with it.
Switch it on.

3 things to do with a...... CUP.

[Blondie]

Drink out of it
Wash it
Throw it at your pr**k of a boyfriend


3 things you can do with a cottonwool bud

[rex3]

remove make-up
stop a cut from bleeding
massage someone with it

3 things you can do with a glove?

[Siouxsie]

PUT IT ON
make a puppet
cut the fingers off

3 things you would wish for

[Red Moon]

A life with Kizwiz
More Children
A life full of fun in a loving family

Three thing to do with your PC?

[Siouxsie]

chat
play music
and get annoyed with it

3 things that make you smile

[Teacup]

BB's Pete
Booze
My 2 year old nephew


3 things you can do with a Pot Noodle?

[Ruth*Star]

Eat
Fill up with something
Throw away

3 Things you can whatch a TV for

[~Kizwiz~]

DVD's
Games
TV programmes

3 things to do with a pair of pants

[Red Moon]

Take them off
Put them on
and rip them off

3 things you can do with a TV remote?

[~Kizwiz~]

Dirty bugger!!!!!!!

lose it
nick the batteries
change the channel!

3 things to do with a can of beer

[Ruth*Star]

Drink it
Throw it at somewone
pour it all over the floor as a joke

3 things you can do with a Book

[Red Moon]

Drink it
Save it (never happens)
Or cool it down and run it over someones nipples.

Three things you can do with a banana?

[~Kizwiz~]

hmmmmmmmmm 3 things to do with a banana...

Eat it
hit someone over the head with it
and the 3rd its just too rude to mention...... use your imagination darling

3 things to do with an ice cube

[Ruth*Star]

Break it
Drink it
Crush it

3 things you can do with paper

[Red Moon]

Put it in a drink
Rub it on your own neck
Melt it over a hot and sexy womans bits

three things you can do with a candle?

[Ruth*Star]

Make a room smell nice
make a room look romantic
light it

3 things you can do with walking stick

[Red Moon]

Use it to support ypurself
Use it to defend yourself against highway robbers
Leave it at home

Three things you can do with Hamster?

[~Kizwiz~]

put it in one of those ball walkers
let it run over your fingers
and the 3rd..... I think it has something to do with a toilet tube and a lighter????????

3 things to do with a CD

[Red Moon]

Put it in a CD player
Use it as beach toy
And in the case of {insert band here] use them to stop the birds eating your seeds

3 things you can do with a woman?

[~Kizwiz~]

make her smile
make her happy
and make her..........

3 things to do with a bed

[Red Moon]

Sleep
Jump up and down on it
And the naughty thing

Three things you can do with a chair?

[~Kizwiz~]

sit on it
stand up on it and change a light bulb
and tie me up on it

3 things to do with a condom

[Red Moon]

Use it for what it is ment to be used for.
Fill with water and make a water bomb
Blow it up and stick it over your head.

Three things you can do with a washing machine?

[~Kizwiz~]

wash your clothes
tip it on its side in the garden and plant some flowers in it
and sit on sit when its in full spin

3 things to do with a video camera