[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Saving working-class criminal mastermind Chloe because she holidays in Dubai and owns a flat-screen TV!

Michael 'Mikey' Hughes

I know it's been almost a decade since BB9 originally aired and I haven't watched it since, but I don't really remember Mikey being that bad? He was just there to me and his disability only made him the predestined winner of BB9 (see: Pete two years earlier), but thankfully Rachel Rice's existence stopped that from happening. From what I remember of Mikey, he not only wore women's clothes, but stole them too? Like when he wore Sylvia's underwear without her permission, and when he wasn't brandishing women's knickers, he was washing his genitals with a drinking cup and starting random conversations about necrophilia (maybe he was that bad after all?)

He was kind of a miserable **** too, who moaned about every bloody aspect of the house! Oh and then you had the scotch bonnet moment (MELK...MELK!) and him getting hit on the head with a baseball. He also had this crusade against Rex and Nicole, where he wasn't afraid to call them out on several occasions, all of which resulted in Nicole almost disfiguring a blind Mikey while he was cooking sausages in a blistering hot pan, so there was that?

.

[Jake.]

273rd Place: Steve Gill


So my main memory of Steve is Kelley flirting with him constantly and sexually referring to him as "The Baron" or something and it was all a bit disgusting :/.

That and the task where he had to face off against the robot from Butlins aside (yes, this actually happened), I can't remember much of Steve. I just read on Google that one of the shopping tasks (probably the one from the picture above) climaxed in him needing to score two bullseyes on a dartboard (despite only having one eye and no legs)? I mean, yeah I'm looking for things to say now.

He was perfectly nice but really shouldn't be going much further in this, so goodbye.

[Macie Lightfoot]

272. PJ Ellis (BB3 - 6th Place)



blegh. Boring and smarmy douche but not even in a funny or entertaining way. Can I even get to 100 words for him? He didn't even exist for the first few weeks of BB3, and then he popped up when Jade gave him a handie/blowie and then the next day he dropped her like a cold bag of sick and acted like he never met her before. Like, 1) what a douche, 2) thanks for making me feel bad for Jade Goodyear of all people. I remember PJ also being super entitled about the Rich/Poor divide and having an awful eviction interview but I don't have anything to add to it. Basically, PJ sucks because he's a boring sleazy douche who somehow got SIXTH PLACE because sexism, and yes the **** I am pulling that card bc lol at a boring sleazy girl making it past Week 3 at that?

[Shaun]

Oh yay I'm next to nominate. *wastes this opportunity on 18 dullards from the early series*

[Daniel.]

Im out tonight so ill do write up tomorrow

[Shaun]

*Macie, Jake and I tap our fingers*

[Black Dagger]

Sorry hun. Been at my Mum's tonight.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Sam

Eliminated Hughie

I saved Sam because in an otherwise ****e series, he actually did something and made it more entertaining to watch (this opinion could change soon though as I'm currently rewatching BB11).



At first I thought Hughie was a ****, then I quite liked him, and now, looking back I realise he really wasn't that great. I suppose he was so well liked because of his funny accent and his rough background, not to mention standing up to house bitch Natalie. But really, he was a bit of an overbearing twat. His showmance with Ryan was hideous and just his general argumentative nature was pretty unpleasant. I mean, for the first couple of weeks he was quite righteous but as soon as he realised he might be popular on the outside, he stepped it up a gear and it was just argument after argument ever since. I was SO happy Jason won instead of him, but that's more so to do with who he was associated with being upset. A housemate with so much wasted potential.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Saved Sam

Eliminated Hughie

I saved Sam because in an otherwise ****e series, he actually did something and made it more entertaining to watch (this opinion could change soon though as I'm currently rewatching BB11).



At first I thought Hughie was a ****, then I quite liked him, and now, looking back I realise he was that great. I suppose he was so well liked because of his funny accent and his rough and likeable background, not to mention standing up to house bitch Natalie. His showmance with Ryan was tolerable and just his general argumentative nature was very enjoyable. I mean, for the first couple of weeks he was quite righteous but as soon as he realised he might be popular on the outside, he didn't step it up a gear. I was SO unhappy Jason won instead of him, as he was the far more entertaining housemate. A housemate with so much fulfilled potential.

Anyways will be posting the Jackson writeup soon xxo.

[Jason.]

I stand by the notion that if Hughie was straight, with a six pack, he'd just be branded another Marc O'Neal.

[Daniel-X]

Hughie and Ryan are actually my two least favourites from BB17, which says a lot considering the majority (besides Emma/Evelyn/Charlie/Laura/Jayne) were an odious bunch.

[Babayaro.]

I do not remember him talking about necrophillia...?

[Macie Lightfoot]

I can't comment on Hughie but I almost eliminated him alol bc isn't he really just Traveler Rodrigo? But beloved for some reason?

[Shaun]

I'm going to use my first wave of nominations on the menial task of cutting some of the driftwood. Sure, you'll struggle to write about these, but they need to be culled and ultimately you can write 100 words on how Mercury's position in the stars motivated if you needs be!

RobertC, I expect that Jackson writeup before you can make your decision in this round!




Amy (BB8) - Andrew (BB1) - Bubble (BB2) - Imogen (BB7) - Isaac (BB10) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonathan (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Maisy (BB12)
Mario (BB11) - Maysoon (BB9) - Nush (BB4) - Sam (BB17) - Savannah (BB18) - Sophie (BB3) - Steph (BB4) - Stephanie (BB9) - Sunita (BB3)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I'm going to use my first wave of nominations on the menial task of cutting some of the driftwood. Sure, you'll struggle to write about these, but they need to be culled and ultimately you can write 100 words on how Mercury's position in the stars motivated if you needs be!

RobertC, I expect that Jackson writeup before you can make your decision in this round!




Amy (BB8) - Andrew (BB1) - Bubble (BB2) - Imogen (BB7) - Isaac (BB10) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonathan (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Maisy (BB12)
Mario (BB11) - Maysoon (BB9) - Nush (BB4) - Sam (BB17) - Savannah (BB18) - Sophie (BB3) - Steph (BB4) - Stephanie (BB9) - Sunita (BB3)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

The two remaining Robert to decide

[Cal.]

Save Imogen, cut Savannah

[Black Dagger]

Cut Sam and save Isaac?

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Cut Sam and save Isaac?

I saved Isaac bc his love making scene was arousing.

Sam Giffen

I can't even be arsed getting a picture because he makes me physically ****ing sick. The tedious mincer. His VT is all kinds of dreadful in which he proudly portrays that he hates feminine gays and that straight acting is the way forward in life despite the fact he is clearly a ****ing powerbottom with the Kylie greatest hits catalogue on display in his house. So sit down right now hun. He also got his minions on Jake and I'm sorry but only we can attack Jake. Not some dusty hag with a wide on for this munter. Right I don't think much more needs to be said about him considering he did nothing of note in that house and if Dennis and Charlie didn't have the audacity to be alive then I could happily proclaim that he is the worst ever gay housemate. Toodle pip.

[Daniel.]

Save IMOGEN cut Sam

[Daniel.]

ffs

[Babayaro.]

Save mario cut maysoon

[Daniel.]

Save Stephanie Cut Jonathan BB7

Jonathan Leonard

So I held off this write up for so long because I have no idea what to say, I had basically no opinion on Jonathan as a housemate, he seemed nice but dull? He would probably be a better choice than Spiral but oh well. I guess people remember Jonathan for his eviction, which was to an empty crowd in the middle of week, which was quite hideous really considering he went through the audition process etc. ALSO Aisleyne's reaction to him leaving is iconic and one of the most remembered scenes in Big Brother history, as she sobbed hysterically at having to let him go. I guess thats what puts Jonathan above other bores, an uneventful stay but an eventful exit.

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Save Stephanie Cut Jonathan BB7

Jonathan Leonard

So I held off this write up for so long because I have no idea what to say, I had basically no opinion on Jonathan as a housemate, he seemed nice but dull? He would probably be a better choice than Spiral but oh well. I guess people remember Jonathan for his eviction, which was to an empty crowd in the middle of week, which was quite hideous really considering he went through the audition process etc. ALSO Aisleyne's reaction to him leaving is iconic and one of the most remembered scenes in Big Brother history, as she sobbed hysterically at having to let him go. I guess thats what puts Jonathan above other bores, an uneventful stay but an eventful exit.

[Daniel.]

I have no idea how I'm going to write about him but I remember less about the others

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Imogen, cut Savannah

I saved Imogen because HOT TOPICS HOT TOPICS HOT TOPICS WITH IMOGEN IMOGEN IMOGEN

Savannah O'Reilly



There's not much I can say about Savannah that isn't obvious and boring since she was only in the house for like 9 days(?) a few months ago but I have to write 1000 words so here we go:

Everybody on TiBB thought she'd be the one out of the dating task newbies to go in and be righteous and clock the bad people and side with the good guys and Isabelle would be the one who went in and lay down and died for the boys and Ellie from Ibiza Weekender. How wrong we bloody were! Savannah came in and sided with the clique and I got the impression (from what little we saw of her) that she thought she was a little too good for the show but was using it as a platform anyway since her music career was flailing.

To be fair to her, Raph himself confirmed that she was severely out of her depth in terms of the confrontation that was occurring in the house on a nightly basis and we as viewers even saw that she was terrified during Fight Night 3 and sat on the sofas with her hands covering her ears like a little kid who can hear their parent's fighting downstairs. But that's not our fault that she wasn't right for RTV and I'm happy that the forum campaign worked and we managed to get her evicted over Isabelle because I dread to think what would have become of the endgame of the series if Isabelle had gone that night.

See you later Savannah, hope you are enjoying the 'life you have outside' which you used to clock the rest of the house on your way out!