[Smithy]

pretty sure you can actually survive for weeks without food as long as you've got water

[Jake.]

I think you can go a couple of months with only water but I'm not sure

[Slevin]

from what i remember i thought it was only a month without food

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omg

well yes i am gonna do that

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imma look so cute when im skinny just yall wait

[Stu]

Horror games have never scared me. But the last act of MGS2 is just ... out of this world scary. It got to me so ****ing much as a kid.

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smithy how tall are you and how much do you weigh

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i might just go to the doctors tomorrow and handcuff myself to a radiator refusing to move until they give me a gastric band

[Smithy]

6'4 at just under 10 stone -sobs-

[Smithy]

I have the BMI of someone from Congo

[King Gizzard]

Depends how much fat you have on your body to burn but you'd become practically lifeless and insane without the nutrients

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Scott

i might just go to the doctors tomorrow and handcuff myself to a radiator refusing to move until they give me a gastric band

Don't be silly. You're lovely.












































Get me some vicodinz when you're there though.

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smithy give me your body you ****

[Smithy]

um no

rude

[Jake.]

Are we all hating on our bodies?

[Smithy]

Yes

I have stretch marks all over my back and they look like whip marks and i hate it /wrists

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and stop saying im not fat none of yall have seen me

when i take pictures i purposely make myself look less fat and when i was an alcoholic for like a month and used to cam i was lying down all the time so it doesn't count

[Jake.]

Okay well I wouldn't mind smaller upper legs

[Stu]

I'd love a nice rack for the cold nights.

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omg i just had flashbacks of this really obese guy who i was in hospital with and he nearly died while i was there (i missed it though bc i was in bed)

it was funny though bc me and this other guy used to call him snorlax bc he was so huge and he would fall asleep in the lounge and start snoring with his mouth open and we would throw sweets and try to land them in his mouth and one time we got a score and he woke up choking it was so funny pmg

[Stu]

Can't tell if intoxicated or typing really fast.

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i should write a book about that hospital its so full of ***** i swear the ward manager there makes mary eunice look like ****ing maria from the sound of music

there was this really hot one there this time though who wasn't there last time called danny and one day when i was out on day leave i bought vodka and got drunk before i went back to the hospital so he made me do a breathalyzer test and his exact words were 'put your lips around this and give it one big blow' and i was just like

[Jake.]

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ugh i love cazwell why am i allowed to live

[Jake.]

Where are people, some haven't posted for days and I'm missing them