[Black Dagger]

There was a rat in my box of cheerios. I'm getting your **** store shut down for health violations.

[T*]

*ladaysha offers Lucas a quick tug for compensation*

[MB.]

How many managers does this thing have

(I'd like some development on the Right Reverend Elroy Williams and the Right Drunk Bitch Bernadette while you're at it please)

[Will.]

2 managers

[arista]

2 Staff Members Naked in the Drinks Section

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by arista

2 Staff Members Naked in the Drinks Section

this has made me laugh more than everything in the thread put together

[Will.]

regular customer Dee grabbing up bargains in the store:

[Daniel-X]

DALE WINTON REVEALED AS EVIL KILLER AT WILL'S SUPERMARKET

Following the tragic murders of Mary-Ann Smith and Pavlo Cheesynachos, Former Supermarket Sweep host Dale Winton has been revealed as the killer. Dale was revealed as the murderer after Doreen Soreen was strangled by a pair of tights in the head office. While Dale believed Doreen was dead it was her sister Maureen who revived Doreen back to life and Doreen revealed the truth.

Dale was arrested at the scene and sentenced to be ****ed by Deb/Kathy for the rest of his life. Dale requested he be hanged instead but the court said this was a harsher punishment for his crimes. Dale commented on his crimes 'I found out that W-H-O-R-E Will was copying the supermarket sweep format and I just could not face it. I wanted to frame Jale for Pavlo's murder but Mary-Ann found out it was me after she saw me eating some Cheesynachos and laughing say 'I bet Pavlo would sure like this... Too bad I had to kill him lolololololol' so I murdered her also. I do not regret my crimes initially but after discovering I have to **** Kathy for the rest of my life I sincerely regret it all'

Mary Ann's family commented 'He did us a favour she always left us with no food the fat twat'

[Will.]

welp

[arista]

Madame Put Some Knickers On

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by arista

Madame Put Some Knickers On

that reminds me, I must buy a new axe

[Will.]

Regular customer Dee crashes car through Will's supermarket!

Following the recent news that Dale Winton was the evil killer at Will's supermarket it seems the drama doesn't stop there.

Customer Dee has crashed her car through the supermarket as it was revealed that she wasn't invited to last nights quiz, which she is deeply saddened by.

Maureen was knocked over by the car as she was about to have a threesome with Gina and Norah.

Dee said "**** Will, and **** everyone else in the company, who the **** are they not to invite me to the quiz, **** the lots of them, I was looking forward to resurrecting Adjoa's soul in the toilets with Norah, Madge and Kathy, and then we were going to **** each other".

Beryl at the time was using a bottle of Ketchup (Will's own brand) to achieve an orgasm, and headed to the scene straight after.

Beryl said "I don't take no ****, who the **** is this fat dyke bitch, she can shove her arse where the sun don't shine, She's one moist bitch and she should go **** herself man".

Beryl immediately grabbed a pole and smacked Dee around the face whilst calling her "a white tramp bitch".

Will will continue to open the store as business will carry on as usual.

[MB.]

I get the feeling Will's just found out what sex is

[Will.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I get the feeling Will's just found out what sex is

Remember to buy Will's own brand ketchup!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nice to see Kirk out shopping today

[Will.]

Reports of a small incident in the store

[Amy Jade]

me shopping

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

me shopping

BREAKING: THE BULBERY FASHION OUTLET IN THE SUPERMARKET HAS OPENED!

Amy Jade is our first customer who has spent £13470 on a new shoe collection.

The outlet is run by our new Janice!

[T*]

Originally Posted by Tøm

There is now a clothing section in store!

'because if you buy your clothes from the same place you get milk, you deserve to look terrible™'

Originally Posted by Will1999

BREAKING: THE BULBERY FASHION OUTLET IN THE SUPERMARKET HAS OPENED!

Amy Jade is our first customer who has spent £13470 on a new shoe collection.

The outlet is run by our new Janice!

[Calderyon]

Spoiler:

As of 9 PM this evening, the trade between Wackadoodle Co. (the owner of Willmart Ltd., Prings Toys and Games, Roy´s Fishing gear, Mardick Mortuary, Wellser Guns and Ammo, Mental Machine Amusement Parks, Community Bank general, Bimsey Kiosk, Diane´s Shoes shop etc.) and Awesome Mart Retail and Stores Inc. has been finalized. In the trade, Awesome Mart RS Inc. has bought 60% of the shares of Wackadoodle Co is therefore the majority owner by a long shot.

The final contract was signed by Awesome Mart CEO Caldrion V. Protanokovski-Liedermain and the CEO of Wackadoodle Co. Martiné Patricks.

The monetary value of the trade increased after a little after negotiations to 2 500 000 USD.

Both parties are said to be pleased by the outcome even though the selling price is very low.

[T*]

There is now a clothing section in store!

'because if you buy your clothes from the same place you get milk, you deserve to look terrible™'

[Will.]

Daniel is doing Janice's bio

[Will.]

Our strap-line:

'because if you buy your clothes from the same place you get milk, you deserve to look terrible™'

[Will.]

The brand new fashion outlet:

[Daniel-X]

Janice is a famous actress and is best known for her role as David Cameron the PM. Janice has had many jobs in her life (asbestos remover, cleaner, Eddie stobart driver, Marsh's foot licker, a model for Aldi, an actress and more recently the prime minister) she has found herself a job as a fashionista and she loves it.