[Stu]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Really? I like to just call them a cunt like Shaun does on online forums. It's much easier and there is no need to waste a knife and a perfectly good jack-o-lantern.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Shaun

no, I've never been a child.
christ your posts get more pointless by the day.

Shaun needs a Full Body Massage.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by arista

Shaun needs a Full Body Massage.

[Dolphin-and-Whale]

I'm afraid of most animals lol( Especially Horses, Most Dogs, Cats, Cows, Others etc. but I would quickly change the subject if someone said that about animals and think the person was quite strange.

I would be like ok....... that was random.