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Old 21-04-2010, 08:45 PM #1
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It's a bit of a national embarrassment that the ratings for the show are so huge, even compared to the X-Factor.

I would take the moral highground and say Britain's Got Talent is the modern incarnation of a Victorian circus freakshow, the kind that probably kidnapped John Merrick... but that's not really possible being as I am a Big Brother viewer.
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its the most overrated show on the planet!!

the 1st episode this series was soooo boring (apart from dog)
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Why it gets higher ratings than BB.. i will never know.
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Because its train wreck TV, people like to see deluded people making complete ***** of themselves and Mr Cowell tell them in polite terms thats what they have just done.
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I can't stand it. It shows how mind controlled and stupid Britain is.
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I can't stand it. It shows how mind controlled and stupid Britain is.
Actually, every country has it now. Theyre all as awful.
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I wanted to grab the slimy kids drumsticks and beat the sh%te outta the whole family and then continue on to the judges. Rubbish of the highest order.
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as is the x factor, as is big brother, as is every other show this forum's supposed to be aimed at.
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as is the x factor, as is big brother, as is every other show this forum's supposed to be aimed at.
Well BB is different to the x factor and BGT. It's the editing of those two shows that is annoying.
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Well BB is different to the x factor and BGT. It's the editing of those two shows that is annoying.
agreed. ahh i can't wait for BB to start instead of this shit!!
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Have to admit though, it was particularly poor over the weekend.
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Easy weekend viewing. Light hearted and a bit of fun is all
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best BGT fail ever: Shabman's audition aired while she was in the BB house .
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It's an embarrassment. Saying it's just light entertainment doesn't make it okay either. You are supporting mediocrity by watching it. Willingly exposing yourself to a cesspool of brain stupifiers. You may as well just set your balls on fire and jump into an oil drum.
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I am sure the colourful gimps will brighten BGT up! I hope they are on this week
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I miss Dirty Sanchez
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I love Dirty Sanchez. Now the funny thing is a lot of people will instantly call B.S. on me for talking about BGT being a cultural cancer yet I watch Dirty Sanchez.

Difference is, DS is not proclaiming to be anything. It's not edited for anything. It's not trying to make you think something. And people don't watch it in their millions. It's not showcasing people suffering delusions, in turn deluding others. It's just drunk Welshmen doing stupid stuff. It's not a television show. It's a few blokes with a camera and an MTV budget.
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I love Dirty Sanchez. Now the funny thing is a lot of people will instantly call B.S. on me for talking about BGT being a cultural cancer yet I watch Dirty Sanchez.

Difference is, DS is not proclaiming to be anything. It's not edited for anything. It's not trying to make you think something. And people don't watch it in their millions. It's not showcasing people suffering delusions, in turn deluding others. It's just drunk Welshmen doing stupid stuff. It's not a television show. It's a few blokes with a camera and an MTV budget.
Exactly, much more entertaining in my opinion and just as mindless. I hate it when BGT tries to get deep.
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and i was also there when they had football's kicked at their ass in ninian park LOL
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It's an embarrassment. Saying it's just light entertainment doesn't make it okay either. You are supporting mediocrity by watching it. Willingly exposing yourself to a cesspool of brain stupifiers. You may as well just set your balls on fire and jump into an oil drum.
Its a bit funny saying that on a BB forum which is basically the same thing. Every BB show is edited, they edit a SHOW to put together to make it entertaining and basically create story lines.

BB is NOT reality. Its a drama passed off as reality. That is the truth. A lot of them may seem like strangers to each other but in the end, they are actors as much as anything because of the way the shows are edited.

The editors can make and break some ones chances to win. That is NOT REALITY.
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Its a bit funny saying that on a BB forum which is basically the same thing. Every BB show is edited, they edit a SHOW to put together to make it entertaining and basically create story lines.

BB is NOT reality. Its a drama passed off as reality. That is the truth. A lot of them may seem like strangers to each other but in the end, they are actors as much as anything because of the way the shows are edited.

The editors can make and break some ones chances to win. That is NOT REALITY.
It's not strictly reality, but the events that are happening in the house really are happening between people who are not being fed lines. The situations may be created to a certain extent but the arguments are not. I also don't believe in this unfounded myth that virtually every facet of the show is edited. Also, might I remind you that if it were not for the recent axing of the live feed, your argument would be totally redundant.

You don't kid yourself with Big Brother. It's vaudeville. I know I am watching a show without talent or without a point. BGT is different. It tricks you into believing in a sob story. That's it's existence is somehow beneficial to British society and we should 'get behind' some dancing group of monkeys for the true 'artists' they are. It's even got the word 'talent' in it's title for fuck sake.
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It's not strictly reality, but the events that are happening in the house really are happening between people who are not being fed lines. The situations may be created to a certain extent but the arguments are not. I also don't believe in this unfounded myth that virtually every facet of the show is edited. Also, might I remind you that if it were not for the recent axing of the live feed, your argument would be totally redundant.

You don't kid yourself with Big Brother. It's vaudeville. I know I am watching a show without talent or without a point. BGT is different. It tricks you into believing in a sob story. That's it's existence is somehow beneficial to British society and we should 'get behind' some dancing group of monkeys for the true 'artists' they are. It's even got the word 'talent' in it's title for fuck sake.
BB is SUPPOSED to be a point though. Its supposed to be a social experiment which is to show what Britain has to offer but in reality, they just throw in freak after freak and that isn't reality.
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