[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by Iceman

I have a ****ing fox in my garden, how do i get rid????? without hurting it? dont wanna call the RSPCA cause they might kill it.....

anyway i heard it was cats foxes and pigeons........

OMFG do you seriously? Go outside and hug it, I hear they like hugs...

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Ninastar

OMFG do you seriously? Go outside and hug it, I hear they like hugs...

No joke, my dad put food out for the birds one night, i heard a load of rumbling, looked out and there it was staring at me.....that was nearly 2 months ago, it comes back every night.....im trying to get a pick but everu time i take one the flash scares it....

[Ninastar]

omfg!!! thats SO cute. apparnetly they dont leave when they know they can get food. I want to put food out but my parents are like NO because we have a cat, and the fox could eat my cat, or something. which wouldnt be good or anything but I want to see one.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

foxes are evil i remember once i cleaned my bedroom and ripped a porn mag up and threw it away at the bottom of a bin bag so nobody would see it but the bin was full so i just left it at the side of bin and in the night a fox came and ripped the bag open (my mum says it was a fox anyway) so there was pictures of cocks scattered all over the garden i hate foxes

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Ninastar

omfg!!! thats SO cute. apparnetly they dont leave when they know they can get food. I want to put food out but my parents are like NO because we have a cat, and the fox could eat my cat, or something. which wouldnt be good or anything but I want to see one.

will do my best to get a pick when im back next week! its quite big, im thinking maybe a female thats gonna have cubs/pups? anyway better get going!!!!
see ya next week!!!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ahhh omg you should kindnap the babies and raise them as your own that would be so cool

[Ninastar]

WAIT where are yu going? and OMFG if it has babies send them all to me in the post! :'DDDD@@@!!!!!

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by simonsays

is that the same boyfriend who has a brother that looks like JJ? and if so is the brother gay? or better still is he straight but drinks a lot

Yes...and no his brother isnt gay...hes pretty homophobic actually...a bit of a t*** :/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Yes...and no his brother isnt gay...hes pretty homophobic actually...a bit of a t*** :/

you know what i would do.... dress up as a really convincing woman and seduce him but tell him he cant do me up the foofoo because i have crabs, then when he has finished i would rip off the wig an be like ahhh you just shagged a bloke

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by simonsays

you know what i would do.... dress up as a really convincing woman and seduce him but tell him he cant do me up the foofoo because i have crabs, then when he has finished i would rip off the wig an be like ahhh you just shagged a bloke

Im sure he would appreciate that...

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by simonsays

you know what i would do.... dress up as a really convincing woman and seduce him but tell him he cant do me up the foofoo because i have crabs, then when he has finished i would rip off the wig an be like ahhh you just shagged a bloke

He might not like doing people up-the-****ter.