[Niall]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Oh phew! I was expecting a full-on horror story to come then! lol.

Lmao!

[Enid]

I just use a towel.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

The worst thing is when you go to the toilet and there is no toilet role yet you've already started doing your poo. It is only when you go to wipe your bum you realise there isn't any. I normally just pull my trousers back up and go find some or walk to the other toilet.

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Thomas C

The worst thing is when you go to the toilet and there is no toilet role yet you've already started doing your poo. It is only when you go to wipe your bum you realise there isn't any. I normally just pull my trousers back up and go find some or walk to the other toilet.

TMI

and toilet role?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

turtle is that you in your avatar?

omgz im in love

[Benjamin]

Some of the stories you lot have make me chuckle (and a little bit nauseous).

And yes that is me in my avatar, lol, I decided that the uk flag had been there long enough (over a year).