[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

well its a long story it was a psych ward and i had to have a nurse with me all the time so i was sat with him and i kept asking him if i could go for a cig and he said no he didnt have a lighter so i said i bet you have one in your pocket and he laughed and said no (i interpreted that as an invite to touch his dick) so i did and he was like omfg no way and he told the big boss who sits in the office and does nothing and he told him to report me for sexual assult

he didnt though

anyway its hardly like assult i was 16 he was like 35

Oh.. So I'm guessing after that they called your parents? Bet you were well embarrassed lmao

Sorry for being nosy, but why were you in the psych ward? *Grabs popcorn and gets ready for a juicy story*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes they called my parents and told them

i was on the psych ward coz i was psychotic :/

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by simonsays

i was on the psych ward coz i was psychotic :/

Hope ye are better si - a really good mate of mine was sectioned for about 10 months in total as bi-polar. The psychie wards can be really frightening places (1st one he was in was like a prison). I was truly scared of violence breaking-out when visited the secure ward.

He's fine now on correct meds and working again. The only thing I hate is that some ignorant b'stards who I would usually think of as friends still call him "Crazy [insert his real name]". The stigma of his illness still haunts in this way.

Put it behind you and move-on/progress - and don't make a rude joke out of that kiddo - I know what yer like !!!!!!

[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

yes they called my parents and told them

i was on the psych ward coz i was psychotic :/

Ouch. That must have been so embarrassing when your parents asked you about what happened.

And oh, well good to see your better now.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i probably shouldnt say this but i quite liked it on the ward

[Niall]

Well you do get people waiting on you hand and foot I guess.

[Claymores]

Dunno where you were Si or how bad it was.........the place my mate 1st went in was truly like a hard prison - the 'olderlies' didn't give a sugar if the patients got beat-up or worse (sexually abused) by the long-term ones.

Trust me si - even in your silly persona on TIBB you would not want this.

Modern hospitals Me!, the psychie wards are quite open apart from the key to the door and you are allowed to take your patient out for lunch then come back and play table tennis or pool without getting your teeth broken!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lol no you dont

its not like a hospital at all its more like a prison like claymores said

the people were so epic though i loved them all

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

^ it wasnt like that

the staff were really good in the one i was in and the patients were all really nice too

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by simonsays

^ it wasnt like that

the staff were really good in the one i was in and the patients were all really nice too

It is all anonymous si, so I can tell you.........every time I took my mate for lunch he'd want me to go buy booze and sneak it into the secure ward for him! hahahahaha - he was still 'mad' (not corrected meds yet).

I agree the nursing staff were quite good and caring at his one - was just the 'orderlies' on minimum wage who seemed worse than the patients and would sell them fags (tobacco before you start!) for 10x as much the price for patients not allowed short trips outside.

[Claymores]

I return to above post si - "hope you're feeling better and sorted"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im better

im on anti depressants now

[Niall]

Thats educated me more about Psychiatric hospitals lol

Thankyou?

And how long were you in there Simon? (I keep being nosy lmao )

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i was in 9 weeks the first time 4 weeks the second time 3 weeks the third time

[Niall]

Cool. Glad to see your all better

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hail prozac

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by simonsays

hail prozac

proziac is a weak one si - you just must have just been an unruly teen! I am 4steps higher as I do suffer anxiety/depression. Trust me you are on a weak one that a huge percentage of housewives take. just to cope with sprogs I lead a normal life on higher - so no excuse for you young sir!

[Niall]

Indeed

[InOne]

You gays make such a big deal of everything, just be Gay and get on with it

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by simonsays

i kept asking him if i could go for a cig and he said no he didnt have a lighter so i said i bet you have one in your pocket and he laughed and said no (i interpreted that as an invite to touch his dick) so i did

LOL so "I don't have a lighter" translates into "touch my dick"?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Phlip

LOL so "I don't have a lighter" translates into "touch my dick"?

well he was always flirting with me

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by InOne

You gays make such a big deal of everything, just be Gay and get on with it

Was that aimed at me kiddo? Cos I ain't - and gee ye a Glasgae kiss for that!

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Was that aimed at me kiddo? Cos I ain't - and gee ye a Glasgae kiss for that!

No, just all gays in general lol take it with a pinch of salt though

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by InOne

No, just all gays in general lol take it with a pinch of salt though

I ken Joe - you an yer poofy queeny cider are a bit of a questionmark anyway

Laff mate

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im not actually on prozac i just said that because its the most famous one lol im actually on citalopram