[Shaun]

were you playing 20 questions and the first question was "are you a sad old antisocial alcoholic?"?

[Lee.]

No

[Z]

Originally Posted by Lee.

No

Ahh, but she IS playing 20 questions!

[Lee.]

Next question..

[Z]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Next question..

Have you been drinking cider?

[Lee.]

No

[Z]

Do you have a large pair of blue wings on your back?

[Lee.]

Erm... yes.

[Z]

Knew it, you're Samia Ghadie

[Lee.]

Nope

[Z]

wtf i guessed it i got it right shut up i hate you

[Lee.]

You got it wrong live with it innit ihate you too

[Z]

you're tacky and i hate you!

[Lee.]

Tacky? Better tacky than chavvy.. bitchfacecockfanny.

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Zee

you're tacky and i hate you!

Whatzusayinboutmybowtie???

[CharlieO]

I deem this mildly funny.

[King Gizzard]

Well that's alright then

[Lee.]

What's a bowtie?

[Jords]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

I deem this mildly funny.

[Benjamin]

CSI: MiAmmi - follows a random team of forensic investigators who use both cutting-edge drinking methods and old-fashioned brute punishment to solve TiBB crimes. Lieutenant Ammi heads the team of investigators while working crimes in the steamy and vulgar surroundings and uncultured crossroads of TiBB. Ammi, her second in command Detective Scott Duswanqueene, and their team (Bollo, Boa Arista, Doogle, Salman!, and CarDezzy) probe cases similar to those of their forum counterparts, but TiBB CSIs are cops first and drunkards second.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Lee.

What's a bowtie?

Pmsl... at 4 o clock this morning the word "bowtie" seemed so alien to me! I was Saturday.g it kinda like how folk say "towie". It all makes perfect sense now though

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

CSI: MiAmmi - follows a random team of forensic investigators who use both cutting-edge drinking methods and old-fashioned brute punishment to solve TiBB crimes. Lieutenant Ammi heads the team of investigators while working crimes in the steamy and vulgar surroundings and uncultured crossroads of TiBB. Ammi, her second in command Detective Scott Duswanqueene, and their team (Bollo, Boa Arista, Doogle, Salman!, and CarDezzy) probe cases similar to those of their forum counterparts, but TiBB CSIs are cops first and drunkards second.

Hahaha....I think Scott will object to being a 'second'....I think he'll be happy with the 'probing' though

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott Duswanqueene

[Ammi]

Ok touche...
Benidorm
A motley collection of holidaymakers gather in the all-inclusive Solana Resort, Benidorm. Each of them is determined to get the most out of their holiday.

Ben (Ukturtle) is a quiz champion (nicknamed "The Mole") who's on holiday with his mother Sooty (The Easy Listener)

Marc is on holiday with his wife Harry, their teenage daughter Lee, eight-year-old son Michael 21 and Harry's mother, Madge.

Novo and his wife Chuff Me Dizzy are a couple of middle-aged swingers looking for as much sun,sea and sex as possible.

Glenn and his wife *Kate* have only been married for a few years but already seem destined for the divorce courts. A holiday in the Solana Resort isn't likely to help much.

Shaun and Scott are a gay couple taking a break from their newly established hairdressing business back in Derby

[Niamh.]