[Kate!]

less than two hours......

[Kate!]

Tibb does the Bachelorette



Meet Miss Mollie



Launch Day – Tuesday 3rd April 2012
4.30pm onwards

It's time......to meet.....the contestants! Just waiting for the arrival of the Bachelorette and we can get started

[Maia]

Hello people!

[Kate!]

Afternoon Miss Mollie. I have 9 very eager and nervous young gentlemen (!!!!) waiting to meet you. Are you looking forward to this? Any nerves?

[Maia]

Afternoon Kate I am very much looking forward to it. Bit nervous about meeting a few of them, namely Buster Hymen. He sounds a bit too full on

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

Afternoon Kate I am very much looking forward to it. Bit nervous about meeting a few of them, namely Buster Hymen. He sounds a bit too full on

Ah yes...the infamous Buster Hymen. Well Mollie, I can put your mind at rest a little, as Buster has unfortunately had to withdraw from the competition, which is why we have 9 and not 10 contenders

Buster was at a charity social event over the weekend and got rather too friendly with a female police officer, he says he thought she was a stripper, and got over amorous, using the words, I'm Buster Hymen, come home with me and I will live up to my name. Buster is now in Wormwood Scrubs sewing mailbags!!!!

[Maia]

Thank God for that. I will be able to sleep tonight now.

[Kate!]

So Mollie, lets introduce the first contender for your affections......

It's Timothy Thedford......



Name: Timothy Thedford
Age: 25
Physical Description: I am built like a champion warrior of the early Roman empire. I stand six feet three inches tall. I look down upon the world, and they look up at a true champion. Many women have said that I am the best looking man they have ever seen. I have a very angelic face, but it is hard enough so that I so not lose any masculinity what so ever. I have green eyes like the emerald found on the shores of Russia. My nose is a perfect shape and size. My mouth is that of Alexander the Great's, perfect and without blemish. My ears are not too pointy or too flat. They are perfect like the moons of Saturn. My body is rock hard, like the coal miner's who has spent his whole life working never experiencing happiness or joy. I am the perfect warrior, I am the perfect man.
Personality Description: But I am not only looks, I am also keen in the mind. Many people have told me I remind them of modern version of Hannibal of Carthage. I always know what to do in a situation, and always have an answer for everything. I have an IQ equal to Sir Isaac Newton's.
Occupation: Supermarket worker
Favourite Colour: Purple
Favourite Season:Autumn
Favourite Food and Drink: Roast Dinner and expensive scotch
Hobbies and Interests: I am interested in history, art, fine dining, classic music, and love making
Hidden talents?:I speak seven languages : English, French, Russian, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, and Australian
Best chat up line: I am the greatest ever
Music Tastes: Classic, of course
Ideal Woman:Pixie Lott
What made you apply for The Bachelorette?:Because every King needs a Queen
Why should the Bachelorette date you?:Because if she does not she will regret it for the rest of her days on this planet.
Anything you'd like to add? :I have a black belt in karate.

[Maia]

Sounds like a lovely chap, although I didn't know Australian was a language

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

Sounds like a lovely chap, although I didn't know Australian was a language

Do you think you'll get along well?

[Maia]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Do you think you'll get along well?

He likes Roast Dinner, he speaks French and Pixie Lott is his ideal women, so most definitely

[Black Dagger]

Sounds like a tool.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Sounds like a tool.

Pipe down Suzy ... might have known you'd show up!!!

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Pipe down Suzy ... might have known you'd show up!!!

I get invited to all the best gigs darling. Plus I need to see if any of these catch my attention, they'll be swooning for Miss Layton in no time.

I think these 2 are looking for bachelors, rather than a bachelorette.

[Kate!]

Now....without further ado....here's contender number two.... Rhymes!!!!

It's Zac Silverstein......



Name: Zac Silverstein
Age: 17
Description: A cool, chilled out and laidback guy. Who knows how to treat a girl right. Zac is down to earth, and has a great sense of humour.
Occupation: Bartender
Favourite Colour: Red and Black
Favourite Season: Summer, everyone is in good spirits and the vibe is brilliant.
Favourite Food and Drink: Milkshakes, Pasta, McDonalds, Coke.
Hobbies and Interests: Music, Television, Partying, Video Games and trying to lead a great life.
Hidden talents: I can play the Drums.
Best chat up line: 'Hey :3 x'
Music Tastes: Rock, Punk, Metal, Indie, Drum & Bass
Ideal Woman: Someone with awesome style [by that I mean, does not dress like a chav] - a great sense of humour, cute, and trustworthy.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette: I wanted to see if I could win.
Why would the Bachelorette want to date you: Because we have alot in common.
Anything you'd like to add: Yes. I feel like I'm on Take Me Out LOL

[Maia]

I love this guy's style. He has great taste in music as well.

[Maia]

[Black Dagger]

"Best chat-up line"

Hey. God there is a reason he's on this, he ain't coming anywhere near Suzy L's downstairs regions.

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

"Best chat-up line"

Hey. God there is a reason he's on this, he ain't coming anywhere near Suzy L's downstairs regions.

He hates the smell of rotting fish?

The rest of the bachelors might as well go home now. Unless Fred West is a contestant, then no one can compete with Seb

[Kate!]

Contender number 3 has a familiar face....can't quite place it though

It's Pixter Lott.......



Pixter was on a stag night when this was taken and they are all dressed as women, not just him!!!!

Name: Pixter Lott

Age: 18

Physical Description: I have blond hair, blue eyes, a killer smile, and a great voice

Personality Description: I believe good manners, funny and honest describe me the best

Occupation: Star kisser

Favourite Colour: Apple green

Favourite Season: Summer – it’s more of an attitude than a season.

Favourite Food and Drink: Fruit and Fruit punch

Hobbies and Interests: I love to sing, dance and putting new waves in my hair.

Hidden talents?: I can play 4 instruments.
Best chat up line: I have heard that woman can only put mascara on if their mouth is open. Is this true?

Ideal Woman: Pixie Lott

What made you apply for The Bachelorette? It’s not every day you get the opportunity to meet the woman of your dreams, and it’s not every day that she just happens to be the woman of 15 other guys dreams. I honestly believe true love can be found when my partner is dating 15 other guys at the same time, and I definitely won’t resent her choosing other men over me, time and time again.

Why should the Bachelorette date you? Because I’m just a guy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to showmance me.

Anything you'd like to add? If I don’t win, then I’ll probably stalk the bachelorette anyway, so she might as well do this the easy way

[Locke.]

These chat up lines are getting worse and worse

[Kate!]

Mollie, what do you think of the lovely Pixter?

[Maia]

Pixter sounds like she - err, he would be an absolute dream to get along with. Lovely sounding guy.