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11-09-2012, 11:23 PM
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Jaydaughter
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Be younger plz
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11-09-2012, 11:32 PM
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Likes cars that go boom
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12-09-2012, 12:01 AM
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See?.. you are not adverse to pastries, just pastries from greggs due to your 'chavvy' association with it. Just like you have done with the word 'banter' it's you with the problem joe....Get help now, before it's too late!
Please, for me.
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12-09-2012, 12:08 AM
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The female Chav will, by the time she is nine years of age have realised what she wants to do with the rest of her life. Which is, to have at least four children by four different fathers (one who will be black or Asian) by the time she is 18. She does not intend to support these children herself or ask for the fathers of the children for support but instead rely on government hand outs. A Chavette will tattoo the names of her children on her body with pride of place going to her first born. This will be written across her back just above her arse. The following names of her offspring will be recorded on her arms and will consist of names like Britney, Chelsea and other such ****. The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval. Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider. Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user. Apart from the occasional greggs no.
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12-09-2012, 12:10 AM
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Stop talking about greggs, you are making me hungry and we have no food in
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12-09-2012, 12:12 AM
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R.I.P Kerry x
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12-09-2012, 12:19 AM
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12-09-2012, 12:13 AM
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You need to cut out this banter joe, one may think you are a chav....
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12-09-2012, 12:21 AM
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Anti banter banter? .....well, it's been emotional but it's time the take the old elizabeth duke creoles out and hit the hay.....
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12-09-2012, 08:08 AM
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75% Trish
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I'm not a big fan of the word banter, although as I've grown older I've mellowed to it to some degree I guess. Not Greggs though, ewww
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12-09-2012, 10:02 AM
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Flag shagger.
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I love the word banter - but only when it's used to describe what actually is banter and not the way it seems currently to be used in many cases: to describe tedious inuendo and ill-mannered rudeness.
Last edited by Livia; 12-09-2012 at 10:04 AM. |
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