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Old 19-09-2012, 09:32 PM #26
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and landed in the hands of a guy who was, funnily enough, shot in the dick
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but little did he know that soon he would be shot in the dick again
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And then wayne woke up and wondered where his dick had gone.
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and found out that it had been donated to another guy whose dick was shot
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Al the dicks were then collected and glued to an ex members head and they nicknamed him...
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Hours later, whilst reminiscing about that time that guy was shot in the dick, he got shot in the dick
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then bobnot left the thread because he was starting to get password reset requests via email for both his facebook accounts and his twitter account and he was a bit scared.
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Which became the least of his worries when he was then shot in the dick
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And then The Internest wrote Bobnot's name down on the day that he was gonna get raped.
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