[Lister of Smeg]

I was once told by a fart on the wind a smell was heading my way.

[Rawrbear]

Cant actually be doing with her. Maybe a snail will tell her Gina and Dexter are watching and she will tell big brother that the snail told her once Gina and Dexter returned because that is the only time she seems to get it right. I mean that task where they spoke to the animals. I was well embarrassed for her. and did she say she charged people for it?

[Johnnyuk123]

Sales of gunge have dropped 100%. the company are now in liquidation.

[JTM45]

Yesterday she said after her stupid task that the animals don't actually tell her things as much as give her advice or something but then she contradicts that again in the diary room by saying the doves and the daddy longlegs told her things!
She's such a bullshi*ty liar!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

The flies gave her bad news today, to be revelaed tomorrow night. She is setting the scene for when she walks after hearing all those boos she knows it's game over.

[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

The flies gave her bad news today, to be revelaed tomorrow night. She is setting the scene for when she walks after hearing all those boos she knows it's game over.

YES!! Absolutely spot on...I have said this all along.

She will WALK. Prior to this she will grace the diary room for one final time to tell us (her adoring public) that she simply has no choice but to leave. She was (yesterday at 11.46 a.m) told by a marauding mosquito that she is needed in the Outer Hebrides to talk 200 mackerel a day out of the water so they can be kissed by her scaled lips...after they flounder and die. The mosquito has told her to buy an appropriate tea-towel to wear over her roots as a Mother Theresa-like verification to the world that she can speak - yes speak..(as in communicate)... to fish. She will later (to full public view on American T.V order 10 more Thresher Sharks to transport themselves (by osmosis) into her other leg (for there is room) and she will - on that very day - become an self-important world icon (she was told by a Gorilla when she was 12 to prepare herself for this self-sacrificing fame). Verily - we, gentle viewers, always knew that it would be so. The Emu and Oyster Margaret told us so.

Footnote. The Rabbit wasn't fagged and refused to speak to any press...unless he was allowed to reside in her ever-evident spit...

[fingers]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

YES!! Absolutely spot on...I have said this all along.

She will WALK. Prior to this she will grace the diary room for one final time to tell us (her adoring public) that she simply has no choice but to leave. She was (yesterday at 11.46 a.m) told by a marauding mosquito that she is needed in the Outer Hebrides to talk 200 mackerel a day out of the water so they can be kissed by her scaled lips...after they flounder and die. The mosquito has told her to buy an appropriate tea-towel to wear over her roots as a Mother Theresa-like verification to the world that she can speak - yes speak..as in communicate... to fish. She will later (to full public view on American T.V order 10 more Thresher Sharks to transport themselves (by osmosis) into her other leg (for there is room) and she will - on that very day - become an important world icon. We, gentle viewers always knew that it would be so. The Emu and Oyster Margaret told us so.

Footnote. The Rabbit wasn't fagged and refused to speak to any press...unless he was allowed to reside in her spit...

Is she, by any chance, related to David Icke?

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

The flies gave her bad news today, to be revelaed tomorrow night. She is setting the scene for when she walks after hearing all those boos she knows it's game over.

lol she is so sneaky like you say she knows its game over. thats why she's now saying the flies have gave the messages.
cant believe i actually said that flies talking lol wtf

[KingOfTheMods]

She's gonna revert to what she thought made her popular in the first week and make even more of a twat of herself. I love it.

[Cherry Christmas]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

She's gonna revert to what she thought made her popular in the first week and make even more of a twat of herself. I love it.

That is it precisely. I wonder how the pidgeons got hold of the voting numbers, and as for that daddylonglegs , he is never right about anything.

[CaudleHalbard]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

She's gonna revert to what she thought made her popular in the first week and make even more of a twat of herself. I love it.

You can see that already with her talk of what a flock of birds and a daddylonglegs told her. Very fake.

[Kizzy]

She has lost the plot....
No wonder she won't share them cigs, shes soaked them in something!

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

She has lost the plot....
No wonder she won't share them cigs, shes soaked them in something!

I'll have some of whatever it is, I could do with giving my brain a rest.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

I'll have some of whatever it is, I could do with giving my brain a rest.

Do you really want to be talking the utter rollocks she does?
Disappointed in you

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Do you really want to be talking the utter rollocks she does?
Disappointed in you

I could talk to my pet goldfish, who wouldn't want that?

He could hold the answer to all of life's mysteries...

[Vicky.]

Shes still carrying on with this bull**** despite being proven fake by that ridiculous task?

You would think she would just...let it go. Noone believes you love

[Visage]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Shes still carrying on with this bull**** despite being proven fake by that ridiculous task?

You would think she would just...let it go. Noone believes you love

There's no educating some people.



Medication and a few weeks inside is what she needs, come to think of it, it's what we need too.

[CaudleHalbard]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Shes still carrying on with this bull**** despite being proven fake by that ridiculous task?

You would think she would just...let it go. Noone believes you love

She trying to make her desperately uninteresting personality interesting.

Harder than climbing Everest!

[Kizzy]

Goldfish are prolific liars, now my Labrador... he is most wise, he always knows exactly where food is at any given moment.. It's spooky

[The Human Santapede]

I wonder how long until a woodlouse tells her she's an annoying **** that we all hate?

[CaudleHalbard]

Originally Posted by Ben

I wonder how long until a woodlouse tells her she's an annoying **** that we all hate?

She'll say the woodlouse is a liar!

[Spoon]

She isn't even the pigeons' princess. When she asked them what they had to teach her, they probably tried unleashing a barrage of unkind but helpful truths upon her. If only they could have broken through her insistence on maintaining this ridiculous fake shaman persona and her delusions of grandeur.

[calyman]

Originally Posted by Spoon

She isn't even the pigeons' princess. When she asked them what they had to teach her, they probably tried unleashing a barrage of unkind but helpful truths upon her. If only they could have broken through her insistence on maintaining this ridiculous fake shaman persona and her delusions of grandeur.

It's a pity they didn't unleash a barrage of Bird**** over her. That would really tell her something.

[cfromhx02]

Originally Posted by smeagol

by a flock of piegons and a daddy long legs told her she'd be safe lol

PMSL did you hear that lol, someone call the mental hospital they are missing a patient lol

Odd how someone who backs the idea of being outsider with the smeogal symbol can join in with the crowd to pick on someone for being different.

I'm no fan of Wofly or her talking to creatures but I do stand up to protect her right to be different and do not like when people join with gang to pick on anyone mainly because they are different

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by cfromhx02

Odd how someone who backs the idea of being outsider with the smeogal symbol can join in with the crowd to pick on someone for being different.

I'm no fan of Wofly or her talking to creatures but I do stand up to protect her right to be different and do not like when people join with gang to pick on anyone mainly because they are different

hi cf i love different quirky people. but she is grose a liar a fake and just plain awful
never liked her since day 1. people are late to the party cf