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Old 02-08-2013, 06:02 PM #1
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a large portion!



Godamnit looks like she gives everyone extra portions. Ok we can share her, can I have Wednesday to Saturday?
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Godamnit looks like she gives everyone extra portions. Ok we can share her, can I have Wednesday to Saturday?
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This shop...do they do deliveries ?
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This shop...do they do deliveries ?
I don't know, how would that help surely she wouldn't do deliveries?

Anyway I've decided I'm going to buy one of those fake moustache and glasses thing and wear a hoody, unleash my fake scouser accent and go tomorrow to order a kebab and see if she gives me extra.

If she doesn't then she wants my body.
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I don't know, how would that help surely she wouldn't do deliveries?

Anyway I've decided I'm going to buy one of those fake moustache and glasses thing and wear a hoody, unleash my fake scouser accent and go tomorrow to order a kebab and see if she gives me extra.

If she doesn't then she wants my body.
Sorry, i'm not very good at the innuendos, I was just genuinely curious
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There's definitely a joke about spitting and kebab spits in here somewhere...
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If there wasn't before, there is now!
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Then I won't get any sex.
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I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night.

He told me to **** off and buy my own
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I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night.

He told me to **** off and buy my own


Ungrateful sod. Homeless people nowadays. They have no respect. The last homeless guy I saw asked me if I could give him a drink so I peed on him. The bastard chased me down the street.

That's the last time I try to help a person I swear.
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Maybe she hates you and poisoned / spat in the kebab.
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Maybe she hates you and poisoned / spat in the kebab.
I'm fine with either of those. If she tried to poison me then great ill get some money when I sue her ass off or if she spat in my food then even better, I'll spread it all over my body and tug myself off over it.

Win/win for me.
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I'm fine with either of those. If she tried to poison me then great ill get some money when I sue her ass off or if she spat in my food then even better, I'll spread it all over my body and tug myself off over it.

Win/win for me.
You're my new favourite
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You were my new favourite until Simple Minds joined, Withano, I hope you're not too disappointed
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You were my new favourite until Simple Minds joined, Withano, I hope you're not too disappointed
Guys, guys settle down. There's plenty of love to go around. Why don't we all love each other equally? Obviously I am the first among equals......
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You're just being silly. Y u so silly. I'm still your favourite. Please? Yes? kewl.
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Maybe she thinks you look like you need feeding up
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Oh so she feels sorry for me.

I think I need a comfort food do you know where I can get that special Indian ice cream you were on about from?
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