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BB14 Channel 5's Big Brother: Secrets and Lies (aka Big Brother 14) started June 13th 2013 and was won by Sam Evans.

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Housemates (tags): Callum, Charlie, Daley, Dan, Dexter, Gina, Hazel, Jack, Joe, Twins, Jackie, Jemima, Sallie, Sam, Sophie, Wolfy, HM Fan clubs (appreciation posts),

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The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe


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The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe
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All hands on deck, it's time to sink battleship devious dexter!
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Why cant Sméagol cum on board, he is also a semen isn't he, lol.
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lol i came on the poop deck just to do a steamer
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That's it, it's the brig for you. It's going to take Hadouken ages to clean that up!
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Did I miss something is Sam awake ??? Is he out of that chair? Bet that hurt, those roots were pretty strong. Has he offered conversation? Well anything other than winkies and boobies? Answers on a post card please. LOL Man overboard now? Should have tied him to the deck whilst sleeping. Very irresponsible Captain SM !!!
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Whooooah you come on here with credentials like that, are you trying to steal my Captaincy?

Me and my trusty parrot winky expands will be keeping a weather eye on you!
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Me and my trusty parrot winky expands will be keeping a weather eye on you!
Chuck the poor lad Sam a lifebelt first and we may join you.
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