[Kyle]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

A lot of men look back and wish the fecking bride hadn't turned up.

I know what that's like man my left hand didn't turn up for my wedding.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kyle

I know what that's like man my left hand didn't turn up for my wedding.

Get a grip on yourself Kyle Take yourself in hand. You know how ALL married men resort more to the services of the '5 Fingered Widow' EVEN when the bride does turn up.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

A lot of men look back and wish the fecking bride hadn't turned up.

then why did they propose?

[lostalex]

It's like if you go to a birthday party would you expect to pay for your slice of cake? Why do so many married couples now think that the guests should be paying to attend their party???

You don't charge people to attend a party you are throwing! If you can't afford to throw a party, then don't throw a party.