Home Menu

Site Navigation


Notices

CBB 1 - 5 Celebrity Big Brother series 1 to 5 from 2001-2008.

Register to reply Log in to reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 20-01-2007, 10:17 PM #1
Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Default

There was an old man called ken
who snored now and then
The housemates got mad
Ken was sad
and never slept there again
Siouxsie is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:18 PM #2
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Shipa-2-Win
There was once a guy called Jermaine
Who was the only one who remained sane
This is odd as he is the brother of Jacko
Who everyone knows is a wacko
Maybe its cos he dont have his fame

thats a good one!
Diablo is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:18 PM #3
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Default

good for you sue.. I couldn't think of a ken one.. lol
Diablo is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:20 PM #4
Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Default

There was a young punk named tourette
who entered the house for a bet
He climbed over the wall
tried hard not to fall
and his big brother history was set
Siouxsie is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:24 PM #5
Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Default

A young girl called shilpa shetty
spent most of her time in the netty
I dont know why
I tell a lie
I suppose she is rather pretty
Siouxsie is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:24 PM #6
The_Hitman The_Hitman is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Big Acc
Posts: 1,273
The_Hitman The_Hitman is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Big Acc
Posts: 1,273
Default

There was a girl called Danielle
Who people dont know very well
But I will still laugh
At that psychopath
When I see her burning in hell.
The_Hitman is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:25 PM #7
lily.'s Avatar
lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
lily.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


Default

Quote:
Originally posted by The_Hitman
There once was a poster called the Hitman
Who tried to write a limerick
But the words wouldnt come
And when he was done
Hardly any of the lines rhymed.


Quality!
lily. is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:26 PM #8
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by The_Hitman
There was a girl called Danielle
Who people dont know very well
But I will still laugh
At that psychopath
When I see her burning in hell.

lol.. i like that one..
Diablo is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:27 PM #9
tinkerbell tinkerbell is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: London
Posts: 2,237
tinkerbell tinkerbell is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: London
Posts: 2,237
Default

there was a man from china he had a big vagina!! lol!!

sorry
tinkerbell is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:28 PM #10
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Default

LMAO,,, a man??
Diablo is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:29 PM #11
The_Hitman The_Hitman is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Big Acc
Posts: 1,273
The_Hitman The_Hitman is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Big Acc
Posts: 1,273
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by tinkerbell
there was a man from china he had a big vagina!! lol!!

sorry
My favourite.
The_Hitman is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:29 PM #12
Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Default

so f-nny but rather rude
Siouxsie is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:29 PM #13
lily.'s Avatar
lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
lily.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


Default

There wiz a wee man fae Carlisle..
Who swallowed a bucket o ile (Oil)
The ile reversed
And blew up his erse
That funny wee man fae carlisle..


*A bit too scottish maybe?*
lily. is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:30 PM #14
Arneldo's Avatar
Arneldo Arneldo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 23,508


Arneldo Arneldo is offline
Senior Member
Arneldo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 23,508


Default

The once was a housemate called Jack
He got Jade Goody in the sack
He wanted her to give him relief
Jade just wanted to sleep
So Jack came all over her back

Arneldo is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:31 PM #15
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Default

LMAO!!!!!
Diablo is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:31 PM #16
lily.'s Avatar
lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
lily.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


Default

LMMFAO Aaron...
lily. is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:31 PM #17
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Diablo Diablo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,576
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Stropz
There wiz a wee man fae Carlisle..
Who swallowed a bucket o ile (Oil)
The ile reversed
And blew up his erse
That funny wee man fae carlisle..


*A bit too scottish maybe?*

ah ken wit ye mean.. LMAO
Diablo is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:32 PM #18
Sasha's Avatar
Sasha Sasha is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,188
Sasha Sasha is offline
Senior Member
Sasha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,188
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by bb4eva
The once was a housemate called Jack
He got Jade Goody in the sack
He wanted her to give him relief
Jade just wanted to sleep
So Jack came all over her back

LMFAO
Sasha is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:32 PM #19
lily.'s Avatar
lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
lily.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


Default

There once was a housemate called Jack
A personality he did lack
His woman called Jade
Bad decisions she made
Cuz she talks out of her ar5e crack!
lily. is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:33 PM #20
lily.'s Avatar
lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


lily. lily. is offline
Gatorade me, Bitch!
lily.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351


Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Diablo
Quote:
Originally posted by Stropz
There wiz a wee man fae Carlisle..
Who swallowed a bucket o ile (Oil)
The ile reversed
And blew up his erse
That funny wee man fae carlisle..


*A bit too scottish maybe?*

ah ken wit ye mean.. LMAO
You, Davie, and James and that's about it probably! lol
lily. is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:36 PM #21
Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Default

That lass called joe
with a face like a poe
smoking a fag
shes in need of a sh*g
it will have to be a no
Siouxsie is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:38 PM #22
Arneldo's Avatar
Arneldo Arneldo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 23,508


Arneldo Arneldo is offline
Senior Member
Arneldo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 23,508


Default

Not rally CBB, but BB related.

There was a housemates called Nikki
With men she was rather picky
But in Pete she did meet
And man with big feet
Until he lost his fame rather quickly.
Arneldo is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:40 PM #23
Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Default

it can be a forum member as well by the way
Siouxsie is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:40 PM #24
Sasha's Avatar
Sasha Sasha is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,188
Sasha Sasha is offline
Senior Member
Sasha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,188
Default

There was once a guy called dirk
With Shilpa he likes to flirt
He said if he would if he was 10yrs younger
Be real dirk you have to be atleast 30 yrs younger
But at least we can giggle whilst u come across like a burk
Sasha is offline  
Old 20-01-2007, 10:41 PM #25
Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Siouxsie Siouxsie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Twilight Zone
Posts: 19,498


Default

thisis the best thread ever well done mate
Siouxsie is offline  
Register to reply Log in to reply

Bookmark/share this topic

Tags
cbb5, game, lymerick


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 08:12 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
 

About Us ThisisBigBrother.com

"Big Brother and UK Television Forum. Est. 2001"

 

© 2023
no new posts