[Clootie Dumpling]

A bit like Sarah P, but a bit heavier round the jaw.

I was thinking more of Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, with Chloe Jasmine's voice - but not so melodic.

[nonstop]

What an insult to Sarah

[ConnieLingus]

Originally Posted by nonstop

What an insult to Sarah

Better get over to your thread about Jayne, love.

You've made a dog's b ollocks of it.

[lostalex]

they should be quintuplets cause they've got a five-head. i can't stop staring at that girls gigantic melon. maybe they are part alien, cause they say aliens have gigantic heads.