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I'm beginning to think that Arista doesn't even own an island
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"there's some kind of problem
with children being around gay people."


No Jamie that is Fine,
but this is a Private Island
all workers are Non Union
while under our Contracts.
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"report the thread/casual homophobia instead. "


There is nothing wrong with being Gay.


Infact on Our New Island
Gay folks are welcome,
We have a area called Gay Zone.

The backers
told me I must allow that
so we did a deal.

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Hello Mr Arista.

I've come to investigate the health and safety regulations on this island. May I please have a tour of your facilities?
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I've come to investigate the health and safety regulations on this island. May I please have a tour of your facilities?

Once you Sign Your Contract

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Jamie :

Having no children in the gay zone is for the Safety and protection of the gays


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Flys in on private plane paid for by the Unions and starts to sign up members

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No Cherie
Contracts get Signed before you leave

Strict Security

No Unions are Needed
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Having no children in the gay zone is for the Safety and protection of the gays


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I told you I'm not posting about it any more Arista but fyi, gay people don't need protecting from children either. I know you're just having a joke and probably don't see the problem with what you're saying but it's hugely problematic to link children and gay people the way you have and even though it's not a serious thread (so I feel a bit silly making such an issue out of it) it's still a harmful thing to do. I don't get offended by much or report threads etc but I do find this very offensive, so I'm sorry to try and ruin your fun but yes hopefully the thread gets closed, either way though I'm not posting in it any more.
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Sadly you never got a Contract Signed


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It was All Updated.


New Contracts Ready To Be Signed Jack
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"either way though I'm not posting in it any more. "

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There I am, after signing up all the Islanders ...Unite
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No thats not you
Contracts reserve the right to eject any of them
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it's definately me I know who I am
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Staff at GZ division
enjoy a Late Dinner - free of charge
from the manager &
the assistant manager.


All in our Our Island
are Free from being in
any Union.
Profits have Doubled
since it went Worldwide
that our Private Island
has No Union Needed at all.

We have had So many
more Staff
rushing to sign
the Legally Binding Contract.

One of the Backers
told me if it was not for me
he would be working in a McD?

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