[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I'm kinda surprised blokes don't go celibate after seeing that tbh. Gavin went down the 'wrong end' for about 2 seconds and I have never seen anyone go so pale so fast. I thought he was going to pass out. With james, he stayed up near my head.

He only wanted the back door for a few months after?

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

If the thread was

Have you ever pulled a brickie?


we would be on 5 pages by now

And only scott would have posted

Grindr has a lot to answer for...

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by ronaldrogers

After 34 years marriage you have enough of seeing your wife's V, especially when something is popping out of it. Nor was I interested in her hurling abuse at me. I was quite happy down the pub waiting for a telephone call from the hospital.

Not your wife doing tricks with ha foof

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

He only wanted the back door for a few months after?

Would have been someone elses backdoor. I wanted him nowhere near me for a long time. Having a doctor physically cut you from hole to hole in order to use some giant pliers to pull a baby out of you will kinda put you off sex for a while...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Would have been someone elses backdoor. I wanted him nowhere near me for a long time. Having a doctor physically cut you from hole to hole in order to use some giant pliers to pull a baby out of you will kinda put you off sex for a while...

there is always an excuse

No wonder men die earlier

[Marsh.]

Cut from Hole to hole

I think I'm gonna go sit on a pillow.

[Daniel-X]

Do it at least about three times in an academic year.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I hope your boss is reading this.

I don't care, they know what I'm like plus I work my arse off 90% off the time

[Vicky.]

Josy does as much 'work' as Niamh does

[andybigbro]

For school all the time
For work never

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Josy

I don't care, they know what I'm like plus I work my arse off 90% off the time

and 90% out of ten minutes per year works out to be what?

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Jake.

and 90% out of ten minutes per year works out to be what?

You rude little bitch I work 12 hour shifts 5 days a week sometimes more

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Josy

You rude little bitch I work 12 hour shifts 5 days a week sometimes more

you dont now the meaning of hard work lassie

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Josy does as much 'work' as Niamh does

They are kept women and won't admit it.

They're poor hubbies are worked to the death.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Do it at least about three times in an academic year.

Oh shut up

[Beso]

Big brother cost me 3 jobs when we had live feed