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Jades' turn today!

From the Daily Star

BIG Brother bully Jade Goody has been hiding a wee secret about why her complexion is as smooth as a baby’s bum.

Her mum used to rub soaked nappies over her face – to keep her cheeks looking peachy.

Jackiey Budden could not afford pricey creams when Jade, now 25, was a tot.

Instead, she buried her baby’s face in soaked nappies to keep her cheeks peachy.

Jackiey, 48, said: “Jade doesn’t like the idea of me telling people, but she’s got a nice complexion, hasn’t she? It’s because I used to put nappies on her face.”

Jackiey raised Jade, whose career has spiralled into meltdown after the Celebrity Big Brother race row, on a London housing estate and had no spare cash to spend on posh lotions.

Lesbian Jackiey added: “I’ve been putting my own urine on my face since the age of 11. I get it
really hot then put it on my face so it opens up the pores and sinks in.”

But Frances Furlong, 29, clinic manager at Skin Health Spa chain, said “Urine is a waste product and should not be put near the face.”

Jade’s spokesman said: “She must have been joking. Jade would never, ever have allowed that anywhere near her face.”


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