[chuff me dizzy]

He's making it up as he goes along

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

i'm straight

And I'm Virgin Mary

[Amy Jade]

I'm so confused

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Cal.

And I'm Virgin Mary

well you are classy princess so i believe this! waiting for your prince

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

well you are classy princess so i believe this! waiting for your prince

This sounds like a Nicky post.

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Cal.

This sounds like a Nicky post.

i'm so flattered right now


btw i don't get it anymore, born in paris, lived in switzerland, to american and japanese parents

did his parents had work in France, Switzerland

[Northern Monkey]

I don't think even he knows

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Riley.

I feel like he's the kind of person to make stuff up to seem cool and then gets caught up in a web of lies

I'm beginning to feel the same tbh

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Born - in paris
grew up in - Switzerland
went to schools in america and lived there
has a Switzerland,america and british, japan passport (i've seen them)

Did you go to his house?

[JTM45]

I hear that the confusion may be down to the fact that he was in actuality born on Gallifrey (Raph to be confirmed as the new Doctor on Christmas Day ?).

[Nicky91]

^ the new doctor

[armand.kay]

Originally Posted by LukeB

i'm straight

[Alf]

There was a cartoon in the 1980s called "Storybook International" reading through this thread made me think of it.

Raphs theme-tune

Youtube video

[Kazanne]

I am not sure I believe Raph in some of the things he says.

[Binbin]

Where ever Raph was raised. it must have been in a place where the gay-men-folk gesticulate with splayed and pointed fingers towards others with nearly every word. Did I see Raph sitting on his ****-hands in the diary room?

[TaylorCallum]

Originally Posted by Binbin

Where ever Raph was raised. it must have been in a place where the gay-men-folk gesticulate with splayed and pointed fingers towards others with nearly every word. Did I see Raph sitting on his ****-hands in the diary room?

Mess this is a bit rude. It's just mannerisms some people have. I don't see the issue?

[Crimson Dynamo]

LukeB falling for the Raph storytelling web of lies?

[TaylorCallum]

But the biggest question is, does he have a Paris passport?

[sampvt]

Tell enough lies and the teller begins to believe his own untruths. Raph comes across as someone who needs to be accepted so maybe his lies and BS are his way of getting that validation. Problem is you can fool a couple of lads on a weekend, but you cant fool the GBP, they have brains and sometimes google to help.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Born - in paris
grew up in - Switzerland
went to schools in america and lived there
has a Switzerland,america and british, japan passport (i've seen them)

I been speaking to someone in America who moved from England at 17 and when he took on American Citizenship they forced him to denounce his British citizenship

[TaylorCallum]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Tell enough lies and the teller begins to believe his own untruths. Raph comes across as someone who needs to be accepted so maybe his lies and BS are his way of getting that validation. Problem is you can fool a couple of lads on a weekend, but you cant fool the GBP, they have brains and sometimes google to help.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Tell enough lies and the teller begins to believe his own untruths. Raph comes across as someone who needs to be accepted so maybe his lies and BS are his way of getting that validation. Problem is you can fool a couple of lads on a weekend, but you cant fool the GBP, they have brains and sometimes google to help.

When Scotty T, Bear and Coleen are the last 3 celeb winners it diminishes your claim

[Vanessa]

In Paris, the city of love

[Vicky.]

Where does he live now?

So confusing. I genuinely did think he was Welsh from the way he goes on about wales and how obsessed he is with Welsh housemates from the second they announce that they are Welsh. I wonder if a bunch of clips of him (figuratively) licking Toms arsehole have been left on the editing room floor

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Where does he live now?

So confusing. I genuinely did think he was Welsh from the way he goes on about wales and how obsessed he is with Welsh housemates from the second they announce that they are Welsh. I wonder if a bunch of clips of him (figuratively) licking Toms arsehole have been left on the editing room floor

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