[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Get it Saph

[thesheriff443]

Did he swipe a Tesco club card between her arse cheeks for extra points

[Crimson Dynamo]

when he flipped her over she cried "Unexpected item in banging area!"

[thesheriff443]

You got to hand it to her!, she got no arms

[Crimson Dynamo]

She was only a small girl and he put her on the meat counter but she was very nervous and gave up

Apparently, the steaks were too high

[thesheriff443]

Front entrance or back door?

[user104658]

Originally Posted by smudgie

So is it legally ok to go around filming people through windows now.
Disgusting.

You can't go filming people without permission in their own home (or a hotel room, etc.) or in a bathroom... but in this case, they were in a workplace office so there's no "expectation of privacy" and anything goes. They knew they were risking being caught when they chose to start... Probably part of the thrill. Riskiest place I've been was a Uni laundry room and to this day I worry that there might have been CCTV .

[thesheriff443]

She was a country girl, when she got home her mum asked why she was late,
She said the manager put his hand up my top and played with my titties and I laughed
Then he put his hand in my knickers and played with my fanny and I laughed

The mum was cross and asked why did you laugh

The girl said because the maltesers were in my pocket all the time

[bots]

i always remember my first job where the boss was having intimate moments with his secretary and we could hear it all in the office next door and i won't even mention the number of times the photocopier had to be cleaned

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

You can't go filming people without permission in their own home (or a hotel room, etc.) or in a bathroom... but in this case, they were in a workplace office so there's no "expectation of privacy" and anything goes. They knew they were risking being caught when they chose to start... Probably part of the thrill. Riskiest place I've been was a Uni laundry room and to this day I worry that there might have been CCTV .

I don't understand the thrill of enjoying the risk of being caught!??, they both clearly feel ashamed & stupid for getting caught in the act .

How can that turn people on , if you're still worried CCTV caught you then it must of ruined the experience surely?? .

[user104658]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

I don't understand the thrill of enjoying the risk of being caught!??, they both clearly feel ashamed & stupid for getting caught in the act .

How can that turn people on , if you're still worried CCTV caught you then it must of ruined the experience surely?? .

Well, that's the problem with it really: the thrill relies on NOT actually getting caught .

As for the CCTV thing... Well... We weren't exactly thinking it through properly at the time, and it was actually later in the day that I suddenly thought " what if there was a camera??"

I mean I'm pretty sure there wasn't...

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Well, that's the problem with it really: the thrill relies on NOT actually getting caught .

As for the CCTV thing... Well... We weren't exactly thinking it through properly at the time, and it was actually later in the day that I suddenly thought " what if there was a camera??"

I mean I'm pretty sure there wasn't...

I understand they get a thrill but common sense goes out the window.

You're sure there wasn't but your mind will always be wondering , but just be glad you're not on someone's phone being recorded or front page of newspaper .

[user104658]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

I understand they get a thrill but common sense goes out the window.

You're sure there wasn't but your mind will always be wondering , but just be glad you're not on someone's phone being recorded or front page of newspaper .

To be fair I would be much more wary now that everyone has a smartphone... When I was at Uni they were only just starting to become mainstream (first iPhone came out while I was at Uni, not many people had one).

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

To be fair I would be much more wary now that everyone has a smartphone... When I was at Uni they were only just starting to become mainstream (first iPhone came out while I was at Uni, not many people had one).

Yeah you have to be careful these days, but there's always careless people not thinking .

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

You can't go filming people without permission in their own home (or a hotel room, etc.) or in a bathroom... but in this case, they were in a workplace office so there's no "expectation of privacy" and anything goes. They knew they were risking being caught when they chose to start... Probably part of the thrill. Riskiest place I've been was a Uni laundry room and to this day I worry that there might have been CCTV .

Thankfully there was no CCTV around in my day, never mind cameras.

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i expect he did a stint on the fish counter before he got home

get his alibi straight

[Black Dagger]

Lucky bitch

[Alf]

From a man's point of view, I can only say, "Nice one Neville, high five"

[waterhog]

just want to say thank you adam for bring this story up - will try and do a rhyme on this - could have funny double meaning and I like that. brb

[Tozzie]

I'm glad they got caught, now his long term partner knows not to waste anymore time on the cheating sod. They rightly so shouldn't be allowed back to work, its a supermarket work place not a ruddy knocking shop

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Alf

From a man's point of view, I can only say, "Nice one Neville, high five"

[Maru]

Guess they took working in the produce section a bit too seriously

[jaxie]

Welp.

I hope they washed their hands before they handled the food.

[waterhog]

produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff 15.02.18

　

cupid did fire

maybe one day late

plenty of lust and desire

no need for zest of lemon to grate.

produce has berries

the manager will have tested

got a eye on young ripe cherries

sampling shows knowledge is invested.

heavy are root vegtables

the manager might choose to skip

lifting might cause a hernia in testicles

not as risky as inserting his parsnip.

staff are there to replenish

sorry to say this like its rectangular

its not cool or stylish

from scotland to wales to east anglia.

the game is over

this tesco produce manager has a number

not sure of name so will call him ben dover

if not dismissed best hold onto his cucumber.

https://ibb.co/dUXGrS

[Jack_]

screaming the video is on YouTube