[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I'm just trying to picture finding my person.

It probably means one of two things.

1. They're ****ed up like me lol.

2. They're going to try to change me, and thus pissing me off.

I could see either outcome being possible.

You can add an option 3 and move to the US and apply for the Bachelor/Bachelorette. Ask James to sponsor you. For your job title that appears underneath your name, just make sure it says "Free spirit" so we can all chuckle as you ironically win a contest for the "final" prize... I mean person... I mean find "love"...

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Maru

You can add an option 3 and move to the US and apply for the Bachelor/Bachelorette. Ask James to sponsor you. For your job title that appears underneath your name, just make sure it says "Free spirit" so we can all chuckle as you ironically win a contest for the "final" prize... I mean person... I mean find "love"...

I could never do those Shows as a contestant.

And what the heck at those descriptions of the contestants?

[Merry Mockmas]

I have got to say though that Tiara doesn't look too bad.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I'm just trying to picture finding my person.

It probably means one of two things.

1. They're ****ed up like me lol.

2. They're going to try to change me, and thus pissing me off.

I could see either outcome being possible.

Or as you get older what you’re looking for in life changes and you meet somebody who is on the same path as you.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Or as you get older what you’re looking for in life changes and you meet somebody who is on the same path as you.

…and then you’ll both live pineappily ever after ..(…in Wales…)……and never pine for anything again…I’ll stop now, yes…

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…and then you’ll both live pineappily ever after ..(…in Wales…)……and never pine for anything again…I’ll stop now, yes…

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I have got to say though that Tiara doesn't look too bad.

And she likes chicken. That's a bonus

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Or as you get older what you’re looking for in life changes and you meet somebody who is on the same path as you.

I pity anybody that's on the same life path as me.

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Maru

And she likes chicken. That's a bonus

The KFC would definitely be on the house.

[Ray.]

I asked my Spanish ex about this over Whatsapp and the first thing she did was burst out laughing that such a silly story actualy made international news.