[rusticgal]

Well we all know the quiet ones are the worst…

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Cal.

I adore this. I have written my own erotic stories. She has gone up in my estimations. Wow. What a queen.

You best be posting teasers in the creative writing forum.

[jones89]

I mean, if you ain’t getting any… why not write about it

[GlitterUK]

I was shocked when that was mentioned about Rosie but guess it explains some of her rude comments and even though she is awkward she certainly isn't shy.

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by GlitterUK

I was shocked when that was mentioned about Rosie but guess it explains some of her rude comments and even though she is awkward she certainly isn't shy.

I'm just picturing another butchered 50 shades , I bet the language & dialogue is as cringe & unbelievable as her showmance.

[GlitterUK]

I wonder if that is why Nathan likes her, thinks she may be all of his dreams come true in the bedroom.

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by GlitterUK

I wonder if that is why Nathan likes her, thinks she may be all of his dreams come true in the bedroom.

I suddenly feel queasy

[Mrluvaluva]

Title: I brushed with Death.

Author: BP

Publisher: Unknown

excerpt

I was having a dream. It was quite intense and vivid as I recall. A tall, somewhat lanky man, was chasing me. He had flowing locks and a slightly sinister grin on his face. I was distraught and scared. I carried on running trying to distance myself from the perpetrator who wouldn't leave me be. It was at this point I tripped on an overground tree root. I fell and hurt my leg. I was incapacitated in both mind and body. My whole body and bosom was heaving. I was anticipating what would become of me. I was scared but strangely aroused. The dark figure came slowly out of the trees. I first saw his unusually large feet. I convinced myself it was a werewolf. Then suddenly, my mind came into recognition. **** off Nathan. Not tonight.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva

Title: I brushed with Death.

Author: BP

Publisher: Unknown

excerpt

I was having a dream. It was quite intense and vivid as I recall. A tall, somewhat lanky man, was chasing me. He had flowing locks and a slightly sinister grin on his face. I was distraught and scared. I carried on running trying to distance myself from the perpetrator who wouldn't leave me be. It was at this point I tripped on an overground tree root. I fell and hurt my leg. I was incapacitated in both mind and body. My whole body and bosom was heaving. I was anticipating what would become of me. I was scared but strangely aroused. The dark figure came slowly out of the trees. I first saw his unusually large feet. I convinced myself it was a werewolf. Then suddenly, my mind came into recognition. **** off Nathan. Not tonight.

……and then the breathy whisper of Nathan replying…

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by Ammi

……and then the breathy whisper of Nathan replying…

You're not getting an excerpt from Chapter 2 now.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva

You're not getting an excerpt from Chapter 2 now.

£2.50 charge.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

£2.50 charge.

…and BP said oh, that’s a better price than your Only Fans deal then…but no, that’s still not great value…

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

£2.50 charge.

I'll raise you to £2.51.

[Beso]

I felt like a butchers bin bag as nathan gently eased his pork sausage into me.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by Beso

I felt like a butchers bin bag as nathan gently eased his pork sausage into me.

That's just dirty. I like. #sausagegate

[Mrluvaluva]

Beso added "I felt like a butchers bin bag as nathan gently eased his pork sausage into me." Next..

[Ammi]

…she whispered to Nathan…’I don’t know if I find this truly appeeling…’…but she was reassured by his gentle hand on her arm and his soothing words…’Miss Potato…take me as I yam because I yam what I yam…and what I yam is just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her…..’……

[Ammi]

…I don’t quite have the hang of it, do I….

[Ammi]

…said Nathan…

[Kate!]

this is genius. Very funny. My creative side hasn't kicked in yet this morning to join in...only just got up.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Kate!

this is genius. Very funny. My creative side hasn't kicked in yet this morning to join in...only just got up.

…I have to go start my day so you get in here right now, Missy…

[Mrluvaluva]

Hang on I can't stop laughing..

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh sorry forgot about this. Been busy. Lemme think..

[Niamh.]

Well, did you know my name comes from an old Irish story, Niamh came from a far a way land called Tír Na nÓg, which is the land of youth where no one ever grew old. I fear Benjamin is only wanting me to bring him there

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Well, did you know my name comes from an old Irish story, Niamh came from a far a way land called Tír Na nÓg, which is the land of youth where no one ever grew old. I fear Benjamin is only wanting me to bring him there

Continue the story or sod off.