[Romantic Old Bird]

SO FOR A YEAR AND A DAY, EVERYONE IN THE LAND FELL INTO A DEEP, DEEP SLEEP UNTIL THAT MOMENTOUS DAY WHEN THE UGWORT FINALLY ARRIVED.

[BusyBee]

It was 5 November and fireworks lit up the evening sky causing flashes of light to fall on the sleeping population below who stirred as the sound of the explosions became louder and louder.

[Stu xxx]

sorry just me - sometimes get a bit gassy said jim

[Sticks]

Then the haddock reappeared and yelled, "Wake up you lazy s*d - you are one heavy sleeper", at this Jim woke up groggily to the shaking of his flat mate, he was going to be late for lectures again at uni

[BusyBee]

He turned over and pressed the button on the headboard instantly setting the time machine into motion and sending him back in time to ..........

[Skip]

....a place that had long been in his memory, a place where he was King.

[kaphc]

He watched as the two armour-clad men faced one another, mounted on their jet-black horses.

[bananarama]

Hearing a noise behind him he turned round and too his horror he saw three fire bellowing dragons charging towards him

[BusyBee]

Just at the moment the dragons espied him and flames starting coming from their mouths from the sky suddenly appeared the slight figure of Harry Potter on his Nimbus 2000 broomstick flying towards the dragons.

[Sticks]

And then the Haddock yelled "Oi don't go to sleep again, maybe this will wake you up", then he awoke with the contents of his flatmates glass of cold water on his head and only 15 minutes to ride down to uni where they were to present their media studies project for the finals.

[Skip]

And what a presentation this was going to be, he chuckled wryly to himself........... a presentation they would never ever forget !

[Romantic Old Bird]

'yOU DO KNOW THAT THE SYMPTOMS YOU ARE EXHIBITING ARE CLASSIC AND UTTERLY TYPICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF STRESS' his room mate declared: but HE knew better, this was the dream, and reality was back, back in the long away land, back where the UGWORT held the wakened natives as helpless slaves; no matter how opressed they were, it was still his home and somehow, someway, he WOULD return, he would hold Griselda in his arms again, and they would snuggle up in their little wooden bed in the hay-loft and look up at the stars together!

[BusyBee]

You have no soul he told his room-mate, to make the most of this life a little imagination must fall into it and without imagination the world would stand still and my presentation which is based on the flights of fancy that my dreams lead me to would be a figment of my imagination and I would fail my course.

[Romantic Old Bird]

"Or, you could just stop eating cheddar before you go to bed", suggested his room-mate, ruefully examining the empty fridge, "it looks like macaroni cheese is off the menu for tonight then - how about bran flakes and custard?"

[kaphc]

Jim fainted as the stench from the fridge hit him!

[Skip]

The Stench hit him again and again, and now released from its prison, The Stench was ready again to take on the world !!!!

[BusyBee]

But life as he knew it would soon be returning to normal as the stench would soon disappear thanks to the imminent appearance of SUPERMOM who at the merest hint of a smelly fridge would go into her broom cupboard, and be transformed into her alta ego and fly off to rid the world of those 'things' that lurk in uncleaned fridges.

[Sticks]

In other words, Jim's flatmate switched on the new essence of nature air freshener plugin from Glade



the smell was wiped out and all was right in the world as they both left to get to their media studies finals at uni

[BusyBee]

Which had been supplied by SUPERMOM on her last visit to the flat.

[Sticks]

And is now available at leading supermarkets from today

[kaphc]

For the special price of one English pound and ninety nine English pence, unless.....

[Sticks]

you take advantage of Boots 3 for 2 offers from 15th October 2003, to 11th November 2003.

[Skip]

Sitting in his comfy chair in a galaxy far far away, SuperStench looked down upon Earth and wondered, ...how can I meet up with SuperMom.....she looks lovely.....aaaaahhh.

[Kaz]

Suddenly, with a blinding white flash, SuperStench's fairy godmother appeared in front of him and said 'Your wish is my command' . . . . . . and he was instantaneously transported to the lounge of a tiny but spotlessly clean flat in Bristol!

[BusyBee]

SUPERMOM fell back in amazement and said "What is that smell", but remembering her manners (she was a very well brought up Supermom) she said "please forgive me I was not expecting strangers, if I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake"