[Conor]

The arm from the crowd member begins eyeing up Kerry.

The body the arm belongs too lies outside the house in a puddle of blood. Davina pokes the person with her microphone to see if they're still living.

[Xander]

Bob 4 complains to the other housemates how he can't see hitlers ghost...

[Stu]

Outside the Big brother compound , Channelle Hayes appears to have risen from the dead. She drags herself to the armless corpse , and begins feeding off it , in her starved state.

Dennis gives up his fight to see Hitlers ghost. Something is amiss. He smells a dead , failed popstar/housemate trying to claw her way back into the house!!!

[Conor]

The housemates franticly begin to block of all entrances to the house with whatever they can find. There's no way they could bear living with Channelle.

Bob 2 begins building a bridge he can jump of just incase she manages to break in.

[MrGaryy]

Cassandra tells Don that they let her in the back foor due to her chronic fear of stairs. She also note how this is getting a tad ridiculous.

[Stu]

Don begins to prepare a complaint to various television watchdogs before realising their is no phone in the house this year.

Instead he makes his way over to the entrance where most of the housemates are trying to make it Channelle proof. Such methods involve...

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Morpheus
Don begins to prepare a complaint to various television watchdogs before realising their is no phone in the house this year.

Instead he makes his way over to the entrance where most of the housemates are trying to make it Channelle proof. Such methods involve...

Covering it with pictures of Ziggy, good music and atractive people. They all fail and they eventually have to except shes a housemate.

[Conor]

Using a pritt Stick to glue up the door frames and stitching Mary to the emergency exit, they try one more time to proof up the house.

[Xander]

Originally posted by Conor
Using a pritt Stick to glue up the door frames and stitching Mary to the emergency exit, they try one more time to proof up the house.

Bob 2 puts the finishing touches to his bridge made out of lolly sticks and prepares to jump off while...

[Stu]

12 midnight : We are now into our second day , and the battle to fend off Zombie Channelle rages on.

Endemol have declared that if she makes it into the house , she will become an official housemate.

[Conor]

The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)

Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Conor
The show is Re-named Big Brother:TNTLCITH (Big Brother: Try not to let Channelle into the house)

Big Brother provides housemates with AK47's to aid the battle.

The show is called Big Brother again.

(I don't hate Chanelle that much)

[Stu]

Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...

Originally posted by thebiggerbrother

The show is called Big Brother again.

(I don't hate Chanelle that much)

Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.

[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way ]

[Conor]

...Begins to draw naughty things on the toilet wall to pass the time.

In dispare, the housemates realise Channelle is armed with half a pack of Crayola. They are about to give in...

[Stu]

...until Channelle instead applys the Crayola to her face. Now she is ready for a true break in...

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Morpheus
Mark Chapman appears to be enjoying his more than most. The Ghost of Adolf Hitler is incapable of picking his up. In an blind fit of rage he...

Its not grounds for you to mess around with the story though. Its just going to be one big mess if people keep undoing the changes others made.

[Besides , you could always help Channelle out by writting your part of the story that way ]

he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.

[Stu]

Originally posted by thebiggerbrother

he goes through the front door and opens it for Chanelle to spite everyone.

Who? You cant put yourself in the story. Or just use it like that to spite people. This is not about agenda. At least build it up to give the poor girl a proper break in.

[MrGaryy]

Impressed at how good the housemate are at defending the show from danger BB sets the housemates their first task. He tells them that Rebecca de Young is coming he need stheir help to keep her away!

[Stu]

Rebecca arrives to assist Channelle with the break in. With the worst executive producer in Big Brother Land and Channelle , all appears to be lost.

Until...

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Morpheus

Who? You cant put yourself in the story. Or just use it like that to spite people. This is not about agenda. At least build it up to give the poor girl a proper break in.

I meant Hitler's ghost lets her in to spite the producers in his blind fit of rage.

[Xander]

Bob 2 lures Chanelle on too his lolly stick bridge using the arm corpse and pushes her off..

[Conor]

Originally posted by Morpheus
Rebecca arrives to assist Channelle with the break in. With the worst executive producer in Big Brother Land and Channelle , all appears to be lost.

Until...

Phil Edgar Jones bursts through the compound to assist the fighting housemates.

[Stu]

Originally posted by thebiggerbrother

I meant Hitler's ghost lets her in to spite the producers in his blind fit of rage.

Aha. It suddenly becomes all so clear.

Until The Ghost Of Adolf Hitler realises that being a ghost , he cannot open doors!...

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Xander
Bob 2 lures Chanelle on too his lolly stick bridge using the arm corpse and pushes her off..

Bob leaves her for death. Will she survive? Attention turns to Rebecca.

[Conor]

Originally posted by thebiggerbrother

I meant Hitler's ghost lets her in to spite the producers in his blind fit of rage.

But I already wrote
"...Begins to draw naughty things on the toilet wall to pass the time."