[Noel]

EXCLUSIVE: Auntie BB
THE Daily Star can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that this year's series of Big Brother will not, in fact, be run by BB himself! In a SHOCKING twist to boost ratings, C4 producers have decided to axe the mysterious guise for a more mature woman, causing much uproar with BB fans alike. The Daily Star can also EXCLUSIVELY reveal what the Diary Room Chair will be like:



The Daily Star has also been given EXCLUSIVE details of some of the tasks due to take place this summer. BB Bosses are planning a knitting task, where houseaunties will have to knit blankets twice their weights, to keep BBBA nice and warm
To accomodate this SHOCKING new change in format, C4 producers have decided to rename the popular hit show "Big Brother's Big Auntie" with spinoff shows including "Big Brother's Big Auntie's Little Nephew" and "Big Brother's Big Auntie's Big Basket of Lovely Treats" This summer's series looks set to be the best yet! Be sure to tune in to C4 on June 5th!

[Sam]

Originally posted by Noel
EXCLUSIVE: Auntie BB
THE Daily Star can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that this year's series of Big Brother will not, in fact, be run by BB himself! In a SHOCKING twist to boost ratings, C4 producers have decided to axe the mysterious guise for a more mature woman, causing much uproar with BB fans alike. The Daily Star can also EXCLUSIVELY reveal what the Diary Room Chair will be like:



The Daily Star has also been given EXCLUSIVE details of some of the tasks due to take place this summer. BB Bosses are planning a knitting task, where houseaunties will have to knit blankets twice their weights, to keep BBBA nice and warm
To accomodate this SHOCKING new change in format, C4 producers have decided to rename the popular hit show "Big Brother's Big Auntie" with spinoff shows including "Big Brother's Big Auntie's Little Nephew" and "Big Brother's Big Auntie's Big Basket of Lovely Treats" This summer's series looks set to be the best yet! Be sure to tune in to C4 on June 5th!

Haha, brilliant i love it!

[philmyer92]

Evictions Have Been Evicted!

As normal, housemates will nominate. The public will vote but instead of the housemate given the boot they will be given a chicken costume.

Then for the rest of the series they will have to live in a special area of garden and pretend to be chickens where the other housemates will feed and clean them out just as housemates did during the first four series of big brother for real chickens. Our insider quoted the producers saying "we believe they were a much loved icon of big brother and it is about time they returned"

This has emerged from an ex-worker at the big brother compound, gnome cam who recently quit as his request to return as a hidden camera was declined for a third year. Gnome cam ensures us the producers have even harsher plans for the housemates who choose to quit the show early never mind their plans for the one who get ejected which may cause controversy with the RSPCA.

[Tom4784]

Shocking New Task Leaves us breathless!

In a controversial twist the winner of this year's Big Brother will be decided by a task. The task will be a test of endurance as each housemate will have to survive without Oxygen for an entire day, whoever wins the task will win the Big Brother grand prize which consists of a £10 voucher to WHSmith and a pet Hamster called Daryl.

After news of the twist broke, many people complained to OFCOM saying that it was indecent and cruel, OFCOM has since made this statement 'We were appalled when we first heard this news but after remembering the previous characters in Big Brother such as Charley Uchea, Chanelle Hayes and Jade Goody we realise that this may not be a bad thing and congratulate Channel 4 for their services to mankind'.

We attempted to contact Ex Host Davina McCall but her publicist revealed that she was too busy planning her wedding to Butch Russian Lesbian trackstar Ivana Fock. More news on this story as it occurs!

[officialleafan]

"Ex-Bad Girls star for Celebrity Big Brother"

With Celebrity Big Brother 6 just around the corner, the rumour's are flying left right and center.

The sizzling hot Celebs are set to get a special treat this January in the form of Bad Girls babe Danielle Brent. The 28 year old is set to make a dazzling apperance in this years show, and promise's to be just as evil as her on screen character Natalie Buxton.

"Danielle will make the show extra special this year. The show needs a pick up after the race row which took place in 2007. We feel Danielle will provide the entertainment we need". Revealed the producer.

Although Danielle and producer's are keeping tight lipped on this years new batch, we have already been told that a famous celeb couple are to make an appearance. Rumours report that it's I'm A Celeb golden couple Katie "Jordan" Price and Peter Andre.

Celebrity Big Brother 6 kicks of in January...and we're ready for it.


Hope you like it

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Shocking New Task Leaves us breathless!

In a controversial twist the winner of this year's Big Brother will be decided by a task. The task will be a test of endurance as each housemate will have to survive without Oxygen for an entire day, whoever wins the task will win the Big Brother grand prize which consists of a £10 voucher to WHSmith and a pet Hamster called Daryl.

After news of the twist broke, many people complained to OFCOM saying that it was indecent and cruel, OFCOM has since made this statement 'We were appalled when we first heard this news but after remembering the previous characters in Big Brother such as Charley Uchea, Chanelle Hayes and Jade Goody we realise that this may not be a bad thing and congratulate Channel 4 for their services to mankind'.

We attempted to contact Ex Host Davina McCall but her publicist revealed that she was too busy planning her wedding to Butch Russian Lesbian trackstar Ivana Fock. More news on this story as it occurs!

LMAO!