[Tom]

Originally posted by Lauren

Hahah, they're c**p but if you insist!

I was randomly assaulted in a nightclub by a bloke.
He pushed me backwards and kicked me a couple of times yet I still managed to get a fractured wrist, bruised ribs, and injured tendon. I'm so fragile

We should swap injuries

They're better than mine!

And I hope the man burns in hell for touching you

[Legend]

You're the only person I know who is happy to have died for 10 seconds so you had a story to tell.

It's good to see you back, and alive.

Hope your bike's alright.

[Legend]

Originally posted by Tom

We should swap injuries

They're better than mine!

And I hope the man burns in hell for touching you

Can I join in?

I was putting the chips in the thing where they cook in work, and the chip fat bounced back at me and burnt my hand and arm ... I had to go the hospital.

I also broke a nail.

[Kore]

Hello Tom! welcome back mate

[Tom]

Originally posted by Legend

Can I join in?

I was putting the chips in the thing where they cook in work, and the chip fat bounced back at me and burnt my hand and arm ... I had to go the hospital.

I also broke a nail.

LOL

I couldn't be doing with that

I'm bad enough when the frying pan spits at me

[Shaun]

Oh I have it the worst - I have a cold.

Sure, it wasn't caused by an oncoming truck, but still.

[Scarlett.]

Glad your ok now Tom

[Tom]

Shaun, you've got it so bad, I mean Lauren is sat there with bruised ribs but thats not a patch on sneezing a few times

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Tom
Shaun, you've got it so bad, I mean Lauren is sat there with bruised ribs but thats not a patch on sneezing a few times

Exactly! I mean, sure I'm sat here in constant pain, unable to move any significant amount - but at least I aint sneezing!

[Ross]

Is your bike ok? Did it need fixing?











...kidding. Welcome back butt.

[Tom]

Now sneezing with bruised ribs would be difficult

[Tom]

Originally posted by Ross
Is your bike ok? Did it need fixing?











...kidding. Welcome back butt.

No, I'm bizarrely very annoyed about that. Few scratches and a bit of a dent but thats about it, that got away fine and I still couldn't get injured properly

Always wear padding though kids if you decide to drive into trucks on a motorbike

[xDramatick]

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YOU BETTER REMEMBER ME =[

I noticed you were gone -cough-onceshauntoldme.

and yeah.
biglove<3 heh =D

[BexButNotCovBex]

Welcome back.

[Jackie]

I'm glad you're okay Tom and your alive and well my daughter was a pillion on the back of a motorbike someone pulled out in front of them at a junction and she was thrown over the top of the handlebars and unfortunately died at the scene so you're very very lucky make the most of you're life because you don't no whats round the corner.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by BexButNotCovBex
Welcome back.

Would you stop bumping threads after months of inactivity? Getting quite frustrating...