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Luke

Luke is visiting the Doc for a check up when the doc notices his penis has turned yellow.
"oh dear" says the Doc, "Do you work with chemicals?
"Nope" replied Luke looking confused.
"I see" said the Doc, "Do you smoke then"?
"Oh no way, thats a disgusting habit" shouted Luke.
Well said the baffled Doctor, "Can you explain how you've got a yellow penis"?
Luke became silent and started to blush, then answered.
" hmmmm I dunno Doc, I just sit at home watching porno videos whilst eating cheesy puffs"

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Dale

Dale has now started using viagra eye drops so he can look hard

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Luke

Why does Luke whistle when he's sat on the loo?

So he can remember which end to wipe when he's finished.

[melanie]

Originally posted by Angiebabe
Luke
He likes to masterbate so often as its the only way he can get sex with someone he really loves

I love that one!

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Mo

Whats the difference between Mohammed and a Brussels sprout...
One is tasteless and smells of stale farts the other is a nutritious vegetable

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Stuart

Whats the difference between Stu and a bird
A bird can whistle through its pecker

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Dennis

How do you stop Dennis from spitting
Turn down the heat on the grill

[iow97]

well done angiebabe.

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by iow97
well done angiebabe.

Awww thank you, hope these are'nt to painful for the rest of you, but if they make me laugh I'll post em here.

OK, one for Mikey

Mikey decides to go get his pay as you go phone top up at his local O2 shop, without realising since he's been in the BB house the shop has now moved and been replaced bt a massgae parlour.

Mikey steps inside the shop and what he thinks is the sales assistant is hot Zoe a buxom blonde masseuse, who welcomes him immediatley.
"Good afternoon honey, my your looking handsome today" she swoons at him.
Mikey completely unaware of the change is non the wiser to this friendler service, and answers
"Oh thankyou, so many paeople are recognising me now, but handsome thats being cheeky, anyway I'm fine and I'm glad to have made your day too honey"

Zoe, puts on a broad smile and asks, "well then handsome what service plan can we give you today, and how much are you going to paying"
"Well, I was going to take my usual package, but as you've been very sweet to me I think I'm going to go for a delux bundle and see how far £5 goes, for the week" replied Mikey, still thinking this was a phone top up not a massge parlour.

Zoe's smile turns to confusion and dissapointment she was sure she had a genuine punter who would be taking advantage of her full line of extras, she slammed shut the appoinment book and yelled to her collegue in the back room.

"Oi Babs, we got another not interested in me, so can you pass us the cat and a tube of KY Jelly, I'll show them both to the cloakroom for half an hour.