[Hooly One]

Lmao! Deus Ex Machina

[dimstepho]

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
You should be able to vote two ways for each person.

For example - last week:

To evict Dan (good): Call #####11
To evict Dan (bad): Call #####12

To evict Vanessa (good): Call #####21
To evict Vanessa (bad): Call #####22

If the evicted housemate gets more 'bad' votes than 'good' votes they are shot as they exit the house

LOL!! Right infront of their families.

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Lmao! Deus Ex Machina

Calling me 'Deus' for ease of typing is just fine

Call me 'Dues', however, and I will be forced to make fun of you.

[golden~rose]

, wicked! now wouldnt that be good for vic and jay????

[She Devil]

stick them in a cage first and throw insults and stones then shoot them

[golden~rose]

lol, torture them first!

[Deus Ex Machina]

Xishax: Jay strikes me as being the one of the 'normal' person in there (along with Dan and Stu).

Nadia is a man, Marco is the most hideos stereotype of a 'gay' person ever (after Graham Norton), Michelle is stupid, Shell seems to have borderline psychological issues, Ahmed doesn't do anything and Victor uses 'Alpha Male' as a verb.

What exactly has he done that makes you dislike him so much?

[Julia L]

Purely for the sake of all the female (and gay) Dan groupies out there, I'd get Nadia to pounce on him and rip his shorts off. After all, she's done it to the other guys

[golden~rose]

well firstly being part of victors plan and cussing other hms strictly on their appearances and lying saying that everyone is decent in the house!!

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by xishax
well firstly being part of victors plan and cussing other hms strictly on their appearances and lying saying that everyone is decent in the house!!

Ah - which other housemates don't do that, then?

[golden~rose]

well no they dont, well victor does anways!

[Deus Ex Machina]

Okay, if I decyphered that correctly, you are saying
"None of the housemates talk behind others backs, except for Victor."
Have you been watching Big Brother?

[golden~rose]

they do but they dont take the piss out of the way they look, which is what i was referring too. i know each and every hm in there backstabs, its just the case of some people doing it more than others. and personally when someone takes a piss out of another ones appearance seriously needs a reality check about themselves and needs to get it through their insecure heads!

[Deus Ex Machina]

Well, so far Victor and Jay have only really done that to Nadia, and (let's be fair here) he's a man.

[She Devil]

I have heard both Jay & Vic talking about the way Nadia looks and Marco Behaves. They both need to look in a mirror and then listen to themselves.

[golden~rose]

dont forget marco too. personally i dont understand why the hell they would take the piss out of nadia when marco is even worse regardless of the fact that nadia is a man!

[golden~rose]

Originally posted by sammy
I have heard both Jay & Vic talking about the way Nadia looks and Marco Behaves. They both need to look in a mirror and then listen to themselves.

well yeah victor does. remember, jason already does that

[Deus Ex Machina]

Please - Marco is the most annoying character ever and Nadia (as I believe I've said before ) is a man.

[golden~rose]

i agree..marco is the most annoying, the whats really annowing about him (apart from his seal-like gestures) is that he is a stereotypical gay type!!

[bananarama]

I'd put Jon Tickle in for a few weeks..

Putting Tickle in for a few hours let alone weeks would be equivalent to a war crime.

Jason should be made to have a sex change and become like Nadia.

Victor should be made to have ballet lessons and perform twice nightly for two hours in front of Emma who should be returned without anyone being able to nominate her for the rest of the series.

Marco and Ahmed should be moved into the bedsit for two weeks with a single bed and no chairs.

[Deus Ex Machina]

I think it's worse than that, he comes across as trying desperatly to be 'ultra-gay'
There's no need for that, homosexual people have tried hard to rid themselves of that image for years, and people like don't help.

[She Devil]

lmao

[golden~rose]

yeah i agree, its quite fake really!

[Hooly One]

Lmao!

[Scuzz]

i think they should tell the house mates that the winning prize money has hit zero for a certain reason, see whether the housemates are telling the truth about not wanting the money. I think the first person to leave would be victor